Hello Friends

[Praise El Roi]

Sorry I didn't see that there was an introduction thread. Anyway, I'd love to chat with any of you so feel free to PM me. I bet we can have allot of awesome discussions.

[Praise El Roi]

Re: Hello Friends

p.s (why am I labeled as "unsaved trash"? I am most assuredly saved, praise God!)

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello Friends

Friend, are you going to continue to talk in just about every thread?

Please tell us a bit more about yourself, your favorite verse, your relation to Baby Jesus, and the person you hate even more than Hillary Clinton (if applicable).

[Praise El Roi]

Re: Hello Friends

haha, well I have a lot to say.

I have already mentioned my favorite verse in the "your favorite verse section" I am a little confused on what you mean by my "relation to Baby Jesus" ? Clarification please?
And I do not hate anyone.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello Friends

Why do you want to "PM" people?
Why don't you want to share your discussions with our joyous Congregation?

Everyone is Unsaved Trash until they prove themselves worthy of our Pastors and Jesus. Jesus is watching and he knows if you are here to persecute us.

[Praise El Roi]

Re: Hello Friends

It is a little more personal And I do want to share with your congregation! Absolutely. Anyway someone wants to talk is fine withe me. PM, here, e-mail, whatever.

I am covered in Christ's blood and even though I do not understand why he would do that and save me (I do consider myself unworthy trash) He has. Praise Him! I am washed white as snow.

I do believe that Jesus is watching and I assure you that I am not here to persecute you in any way, shape, or form. I want to grow with you.

[Nobar King]

Sorry I didn't see that there was an introduction thread. Anyway, I'd love to chat with any of you so feel free to PM me. I bet we can have allot of awesome discussions.

Bienvenidos, El Roy.

We are graced by your presence. I'm not sure if Landover has ever been host to royalty. The private airfield is available with proper clearance.

Let's take this time to observe the proper usage of the term 'a lot'.

A Lot or Allot ?
A lot (two words) is an informal phrase meaning "many." It can take an adjective, for example, "a sizeable lot."

Example: Jesus needs a lot of Christian soldiers to defeat Muslim terrorists.

Allot means "to distribute between or among." It has the same root as lottery.

Example: Jesus allotted three breaks a day to everyone in the dispensary.

Alot does not exist as a word.

From your statement I presume that you meant 'a lot'. How many awesome discussions is that?

We do our best to prevent unwelcome misunderstandings here, and the best way to prevent that is thru clear writing. It's a courtesy to your reader to show that you actually care enough about your message to bother to write it accurately.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello Friends

It is a little more personal And I do want to share with your congregation! Absolutely. Anyway someone wants to talk is fine withe me. PM, here, e-mail, whatever.

M'r:9:25: When Jesus saw that the people came running together, he rebuked the foul spirit, saying unto him, Thou dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee, come out of him, and enter no more into him.
M'r:9:26: And the spirit cried, and rent him sore, and came out of him: and he was as one dead; insomuch that many said, He is dead.
M'r:9:27: But Jesus took him by the hand, and lifted him up; and he arose.
M'r:9:28: And when he was come into the house, his disciples asked him privately, Why could not we cast him out?
M'r:9:29: And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer and fasting.
Even Jesus's private words are recorded for the Salvation of all and thus a True Christian™ will have nothing to hide but perhaps you have?

I do believe that Jesus is watching and I assure you that I am not here to persecute you in any way, shape, or form. I want to grow with you.

It is not possible to persecute a True Christian™, we have God as an ally.

So, you say you are saved but are you Saved™? Only by the belief in, and unquestioning and faithful subservience to God’s Word (as per the inerrant KJV1611) is it possible to be Saved™. As Landover Baptist Church is the only source of these teaching and, as you are not a member of the congregation, you cannot be Saved™, you merely state it and assume that is sufficient.

Lu:6:46: And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

Lu:13:25: When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Friends

Sorry I didn't see that there was an introduction thread. Anyway, I'd love to chat with any of you so feel free to PM me. I bet we can have allot of awesome discussions.

Sorry, but we don't allow 16 year old girls to post on God's favorite forum.