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  • Abimelchk
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2013
    • 3
    #1

    6reetings

    Hello all,

    I wanted to sign up to this site to learn what it is all about. You seem to have some..... interesting.... views on things.

    I am young and still learning the ways of life. I had a vision in that told me to come to this forum, thus I am here.

    It is time for the wolf to return to it's den.

    Hope my stay here is enjoyable
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: 6reetings

      Originally posted by Abimelchk View Post
      I had a vision in that told me to come to this forum....

      It is time for the wolf to return to it's den.

      Oh how interesting! Are you one of those drunken indians, or just the homeless kind? In any case, welcome to our friendly forums! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum can be found HERE.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Abimelchk
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2013
          • 3
          #3
          Re: 6reetings

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Oh how interesting! Are you one of those drunken indians, or just the homeless kind?
          Neither, why do you ask

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: 6reetings

              Originally posted by Abimelchk View Post
              Neither, why do you ask
              Visions and animal spirit talk.

              So what are you?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: 6reetings

                  Why do you swap the G for a 6 in your thread title? Some retard was doing the same thing the other day...

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by Abimelchk View Post
                      ...It is time for the wolf to return to it's den...
                      Another furvert who's going to claim that the Bible doesn't say anything SPECIFICALLY about your perversion so it's ok?

                      ...Hope my stay here is enjoyable
                      Enlightening? Possibly. Enjoyable? Magic 8-ball says "Unlikely".

                      Why haven't you read the Bible yet? And what's with the using numerals in words?

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                        • Abimelchk
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 3
                          #7
                          Re: 6reetings

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Visions and animal spirit talk.

                          So what are you?
                          You must have misunderstood. Here is a little about me:

                          I am a Caucasian. I like to shoot guns and I hate queers. I punched one once before for making me a homo. Anyway, I'm getting off track here. Sorry

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                            • Thomas Taylor
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 1486
                              #8
                              Re: 6reetings

                              Originally posted by Abimelchk View Post
                              You must have misunderstood. Here is a little about me:

                              I am a Caucasian. I like to shoot guns and I hate queers. I punched one once before for making me a homo. Anyway, I'm getting off track here. Sorry
                              Ok. Enough of this idle piffle paffle.

                              So, you like guns and hate homers, but are you a Christian? That is the main question here.

                              Are you willing to allow Jesus to enter you and fill you with His conditional Love?
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                                • Once was lost
                                  ...but now is found.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2009
                                  • 490
                                  #9
                                  Re: 6reetings

                                  Listen Tommy,even some Catlicks hate Queers and shoot Guns but that don't make them Christians. Start talking sensible or we'll think your just another Tard strung out on Dope.

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29453
                                      #10
                                      Re: 6reetings

                                      Originally posted by Abimelchk View Post
                                      You must have misunderstood. Here is a little about me:

                                      I am a Caucasian. I like to shoot guns and I hate queers. I punched one once before for making me a homo. Anyway, I'm getting off track here. Sorry
                                      Welcome Bob.
                                      You do realize, beating yourself up over a poor choice is a exercise in futility, don't you?
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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