[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Greetings again Alterboy!

Amos, my man, has informed me that this device is actually a computer. It all makes sense now. I thought only Nasa had computers.

I do not understand why these scornful yet hard-to-look-away-from images of now completely naked men are appearing. All I do is select "History" on Willy's screen, as I like history, and would like to learn more about long long ago, but these men still appear! If you know of a good Christian computer man in Wiltshire please tell him to come to the biggest house and help me.

Is this Ezekiel the same Pastor Ezekiel above? He seems a fine man blessed with lovely teeth and good well co-ordinated fingers, as his typing is exemplary.

In fluttery warmness,
Bunty

Dear Dame,
After praying on this matter for a few hours, I think you need to know that your beloved husband has been keeping secrets from you.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Dear Dame,
After praying on this matter for a few hours, I think you need to know that your beloved husband has been keeping secrets from you.

Dear Alterboy

If you have prayed diligently on this matter for a few hours there is no doubt in my minute female mind that you are entirely correct what!

However, as his property, I can only assume that whatever secrets he may be keeping from me are not meant to be known by me. God would not grace me with a husband of questionable virtue what!!!

I would appreciate insinuations of Sir Wiliam not be made by you too lightly.

Yours in slighly less buttery warmness than usual,
Dame Glynnis Hilfox

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

*** Note to Admins: We really need a seperate place for cackling females to introduce themselves. They just go on and on.

Welcome Mrs. Bunting. Where is your husband?

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

*** Note to Admins: We really need a seperate place for cackling females to introduce themselves. They just go on and on.

Welcome Mrs. Bunting. Where is your husband?

Good day to you Mr.Hutchins

We English do not cackle. We sometimes neigh, but generally we only emit noises as our husbands bid it. That Margaret Thatcher did not know her place.

Do you not feel that a separate forum for women would be an open invitation for under-garment burning feminists and Jewesses to run willy nilly all over this fair interweb area with their "liberal" ideas of independence and free thought? That thought send chills down my spine, and I shall sleep much better at night knowing that strong men are running this forum, and keeping us women in line.

My husband is out with grounds keeper, killing a deer for Sunday lunch. I believe cook has also made pie.

Yours in Godly swelling
Bunty


Ps your beard is very becoming. Do you condition it as God intended?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Do you not feel that a separate forum for women would be an open invitation for under-garment burning feminists and Jewesses to run willy nilly all over this fair interweb area with their "liberal" ideas of independence and free thought?

That's as maybe. But it would keep them from oestrogening the place up when we could be focussing our attention on the young, vibrant, firm thighed young male youths crying out for succor from Jesus.

Nothing clouds an eager young youth's nimble mind and mouth more that the distractions of skanks who are probably going to Hell anyway.

A separate forum for female introduction would keep their supple young minds and bodies focus firmly on message of the Good News.

YIC

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

That's as maybe. But it would keep them from oestrogening the place up when we could be focussing our attention on the young, vibrant, firm thighed young male youths crying out for succor from Jesus.

Nothing clouds an eager young youth's nimble mind and mouth more that the distractions of skanks who are probably going to Hell anyway.

A separate forum for female introduction would keep their supple young minds and bodies focus firmly on message of the Good News.

YIC

Good greetings Dr Niles

It pleases me that there are men of your calibre on this forum. As is entirely expected, you are inexorably correct. I shall ask my husband to rebuke me for my opinion, and for the images of firm young male thighs that entered my mind on your mention of them.

Please tell me good doctor, are you betrothed to a worthy young Christian woman? If not, there are some lovely virgins in my congregation who would be smitten by you.

In humble grace
Bunty

[august]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Welcome, Bunty.

You sound like a very fortunate woman.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Good day August

Thank you for the warm welcome. Yes, I am very fortunate to have led the life I have led, and I thank Jesus every day in my prayers for all he has bestowed upon me.

I see you are a helper of the poor. This is admirable. Please tell me more of what you do.

In glassy reflection,
Bunty

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

As is good Christian custom, I should divulge how I came to find Jesus and have my life wonderfully changed ever since. Many years ago, on my honeymoon with Sir William, we had the good fortune of travelling on a faith mission to that darkest of places, Africa. The wonderful Christians I encountered on this journey in the poorest and dirtiest parts of the world, and the joy that they spread through the word showed me that having Jesus in my heart was the only way I would remain a strong virtuous moral woman for the rest of my days. All the nigras that had found Jesus were so happy in their lives, despite not having maids, butlers, horses, clothing, books, and young men holding large feathers to cool them down. The ones that kept on touching my exotic blonde locks were quite frightening. I was surprised that the nigras did not have scales as my mother has always told me.

What an adventurous woman you are! I would be frightened to be surrounded by so many savages, but I suppose with the introduction of Christ Jesus, they would be as safe and civil as any man in America. Welcome to our friendly forum. It's nice to have another Titus 2 woman in our midst to help the young ones get their bearings in this dark and wicked world.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

What an adventurous woman you are! I would be frightened to be surrounded by so many savages, but I suppose with the introduction of Christ Jesus, they would be as safe and civil as any man in America. Welcome to our friendly forum. It's nice to have another Titus 2 woman in our midst to help the young ones get their bearings in this dark and wicked world.

Dearest Mary

Thank you for the wondrous welcome! And thank you kindly to the rest of your Christian brethren for warming my heart with your kind words. While it is Spring the manor is yet to be warm and it is very drafty. A slight wind won't get this Dame into unGodly pant trousers!

Yes Mary, at first the nigras were very frightening, but the word of Jesus and five men with large shotguns soon set them right! Africa would be a wondrous place without all the flies.

I look forward to helping our young ones, they need our strength and guidance to avoid harlotry and damnation what!!! Also, if you have a reliable Christian male approved rhubarb pie recipe I would be much obliged.

Yours in titanic proportions
Bunty

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Please tell me good doctor, are you betrothed to a worthy young Christian woman? If not, there are some lovely virgins in my congregation who would be smitten by you.

I am a divorcee as my wife was an adulteress and a heathen and put her career in the government above due diligence to The Lord.

As it is my duty to create new soldiers for Christ I would be well disposed to a young Christian woman who knew her place and was willing to move to the UK to rear the fruit of my lions.

Please do encourage such women to make an account so that I may vet them.

YIC

[Esther B.]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Welcome Bunty!

I am quite impressed by your introduction, as most of the people who join forget to follow the instructions for writing an introduction.

Congratulations on becoming a forum member so quickly!

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

I am a divorcee as my wife was an adulteress and a heathen and put her career in the government above due diligence to The Lord.

As it is my duty to create new soldiers for Christ I would be well disposed to a young Christian woman who knew her place and was willing to move to the UK to rear the fruit of my lions.

Please do encourage such women to make an account so that I may vet them.

YIC

Good day kind doctor

You did well to rid yourself of such a despicable wife.

Dear sir, you misunderstand! I imagine you were tired from the incredibly important work you do, and due to you not having a wife to massage your tired bones at night. We are in the UK! My congregation is in West West Wiltshire! It is a truly noble hamlet. Well it was until that awful Madonna and that cantankerous homer Elton John moved here.

We have many girls of marriageable age who are well versed in cleaning, the King James Bible, sewing, etching, child rearing and cooking and baking, especially pie making. They have had little exposure to the heathen ways of the outside world, and most certainly do not listen to any rock, folk or dumbstep music. I shall request that my husband allow them to use his computer and closely watch them as they navigate the interweb and make an account. Oh joy what!!!

Should you be interested in a sojourn in my manor, please reply forthwith. We should only be honoured to formally make your acquaintance.

In respectful demeanour
Bunty

Welcome Bunty!

I am quite impressed by your introduction, as most of the people who join forget to follow the instructions for writing an introduction.

Congratulations on becoming a forum member so quickly!

Good greetings to you young Stephanie

I had to have my man Amos explain what a forum member is, but I am overjoyed! Thank you for your congratulations. I can tell from your writing style that it would be possible for you to be much more than trash.

Do many forget to write an introduction? How very rude! This is on par with being a fruit touching Jewess.

With minimal disdain
Bunty

[Esther B.]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Thank you, Bunty.

Unfortunately, many people either forget or don't even bother reading the instructions. My guess is that the people who forget are excited about joining the forums and the ones who don't even bother reading only joined to criticize the Godly people on the forums.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Good day kind doctor

You did well to rid yourself of such a despicable wife.

Dear sir, you misunderstand! I imagine you were tired from the incredibly important work you do, and due to you not having a wife to massage your tired bones at night. We are in the UK! My congregation is in West West Wiltshire! It is a truly noble hamlet. Well it was until that awful Madonna and that cantankerous homer Elton John moved here.

We have many girls of marriageable age who are well versed in cleaning, the King James Bible, sewing, etching, child rearing and cooking and baking, especially pie making. They have had little exposure to the heathen ways of the outside world, and most certainly do not listen to any rock, folk or dumbstep music. I shall request that my husband allow them to use his computer and closely watch them as they navigate the interweb and make an account. Oh joy what!!!

Should you be interested in a sojourn in my manor, please reply forthwith. We should only be honoured to formally make your acquaintance.

Are you insane?

Look here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...60&postcount=2

You want him anywhere near women?

He is piffleing insane.