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  • TimmyTheTim
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    • Mar 2013
    • 8

    #1

    Hello.

    Hello everybody.
    I'm Agnostic - I believe that the universe exists in ways the human mind cannot understand, as the Cosmic Microwave Background and Relative Center of the Universe shows. (The center always being point zero relative to the observe AKA YOU are ALWAYS the exact center of the universe, all cosmic bodies will always appear to be moving away from you, no matter where you are - a problematic observation, what if two people were stationary on each side of a galaxy, what would observe between them? Each would see it moving away from them and into the other, so which direction is it really moving?) My point being that the way we observe, interact with and in general exist in the universe is imperfect, incomplete and outright incorrect. There's obviously more to it than our biological senses and technology can detect.
    Anyway this is why I'm Agnostic: I see no evidence for God, no reason for him to exist. But I see no evidence against him either; we simply don't know enough about anything yet. And I fully admit that he could exist, there's certainly enough gaps in our knowledge to allow for it. So, as of yet I am undecided.

    I'm writing a paper on various religious beliefs and denominations, so I hope you don't mind If I ask you a few questions. Please know I mean no intentional offense to anyone. Anyway here goes:

    Have you ever considered exactly where it is the Bible comes from? It wasn't originally written in English; how can you be certain you trust the translation? Translation is no easy task, and mistake are, and always will be made - human error is unavoidable. This is mostly due to the fact that languages do not "match up," a word in English might not exist in another language, for example there is no word for "octopus" in Swedish, they use "bläckfisk" which means squid. My point being that there is no such thing as perfect translation - when something is translated directly, world for word it comes out a garbled non-sense, so it is the meaning that must be translated, not the words - this is especially when dealing with things like metaphors, which are used a lot in the Bible.
    Can anyone here be certain that what they read is actually the bible?
    It has been translated over and over and over and over to get to it's present form, is it not basically 100% certain that SOME parts of it are simply wrong when compaired to it's original scripture?

    I've also noticed that this forum can be quite judgmental to people of other beliefs, do you not believe that the bible condemns such behavior? Does
    Romans 14:1-1

    Not say something to the effect of: "As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand. One person esteems one day as better than another, while another esteems all days alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind."


    Sorry about that being bold; it appears to be stuck that way for some reason. Anyway another quote to support this, and also the topic of "Men owning Women" is
    Galatians 3: 28:
    There is neither jew nor greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.


    As for the topic of male dominence, the origional Biblical scripts, the ones in which from your bible is translated (the Pseudopigrypha, the Apocrypha and the Gnostic texts, if you do not believe me you may research them yourself) DO NOT support this: In-fact it is condemned as a sin. Now I would like to make it very clear that I DO NOT wish to offend anyone; but there has been very clear evidence of tampering of the translation of these documents by the male-dominated church, by which I mean the some people at the very head of the church, to suit their own selfish, and ultimately evil, wants (because of course, not everybody in a church is christian, some are there simply to exploit it, as with any institution, these men are not Christians, but people who exploit Christianity for their own gain.) Which brings me back to my "how do you know what you're reading actually is the Bible" point, especially since what you're reading had quite clearly been "Altered" by somebody from the original transcripts, to meet their own ends.

    Anyway thank you for your time.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • TimmyTheTim
      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
      • Mar 2013
      • 8

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

      If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
      Did you even read what I wrote?

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      • TimmyTheTim
        Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
        • Mar 2013
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by TimmyTheTim View Post
        Did you even read what I wrote?
        Actually, that seemed like some kind of automated response. This is a thread in the introductions forum.
        I am not trying to debate anything, my intention is not to convince anyone, the personal, religious beliefs of others are there own, I have no right to try to convince them otherwise.
        I am simply asking questions.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by TimmyTheTim View Post
          Did you even read what I wrote?
          Nope.

          Jesus called you here for a reason. Now introduce yourself properly. What church were you raised in? How old are you? What city are you living in? Why do you hate Jesus? How often do you spank your monkey?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Ed Lowman
              Southern Hospitality Exemplified
              Always kind and loving
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2011
              • 1838

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by TimmyTheTim View Post
              Actually, that seemed like some kind of automated response. This is a thread in the introductions forum.
              I am not trying to debate anything, my intention is not to convince anyone, the personal, religious beliefs of others are there own, I have no right to try to convince them otherwise.
              I am simply asking questions.
              Why must you smear feca on the blessed cheeks of Jesus Christ?

              You come here to persecute us by asking questions God cannot answer, questions that come from child molester Greeks of long ago--who are now dead and in hell (where you are going).

              No sir, you don't seem concerned about the Truth™ at all. Don't act like you do!

              Pastor Ed

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              • TimmyTheTim
                Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                • Mar 2013
                • 8

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                This is interesting, have you still not read my post? Anyway; I did use the search function, I found nothing on the subject matter. Also, does your bible no very clearly state that 'True Christians™' are not my betters or at least, to not act that way? Particualy in
                Romans 14:1-13 - something that I cited in my original post? I mean you no disrespect, but it is an odd paradox. Also would
                Matthew 6:14-15




                Titus 3:2-7


                Romans 12:16-19

                Galatians 6:1

                And many more not imply that I be treated with the same amount of respect that you demand from me? And of course, I will show you respect, as I would any human.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                Why must you smear feca on the blessed cheeks of Jesus Christ?

                You come here to persecute us by asking questions God cannot answer, questions that come from child molester Greeks of long ago--who are now dead and in hell (where you are going).

                No sir, you don't seem concerned about the Truth™ at all. Don't act like you do!

                Pastor Ed
                No, of course not! I'm deeply sorry if I came across this way, I did not mean to make you feel persecuted, my questions are simply for a paper I need to write, I have no intention of upsetting anyone or trying to "catch you out" or anything of that nature! What Greeks? I am not sure what you are referring to. Also can god not answer all questions? What makes you think I don't care about the truth? What better way is there to care about the truth than to ask for it? The truth is what I seek, I honestly have no intention of anything else but the opinion of anyone affiliated with your church on the subject matter.

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                • TimmyTheTim
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  I seem to have acquired the title of "Teenage pervert."
                  Hmm.
                  That just doesn't make any sense, I'm sorry to say.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14079

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    Originally posted by TimmyTheTim View Post
                    I seem to have acquired the title of "Teenage pervert."
                    Hmm.
                    That just doesn't make any sense, I'm sorry to say.
                    If you do not understand a simple English phrase like "Teenaged pervert", then your teachers are to blame, not the True Christians(tm).

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                    • TimmyTheTim
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      If you do not understand a simple English phrase like "Teenaged pervert", then your teachers are to blame, not the True Christians™.
                      Your aggression is unfounded. Insults do not disprove someones point.
                      You know full-well what I meant, at least I hope so.

                      It makes no sense because it is not true, nor have I done anything to imply that I was sexually devious, or even sexually active, which I am no currently.

                      If I were to say "The Banana ate a chair." It would be a gramatically correct statment, the words all ahve meaning and you know what they are; but would it make sense to you? Of course not, it's unfounded, random and nonsensical.

                      But I digress, my other post was far more interesting, but I have a feeling that it's being ignored on purpose, because it is difficult to deal with.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: Hello.

                        Give me a few minutes, Timmy.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • TimmyTheTim
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 8

                          #13
                          Re: Hello.

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Give me a few minutes, Timmy.
                          Of course; I like your Sig by the way.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #14
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by TimmyTheTim View Post
                            Hello everybody.
                            I'm Agnostic -
                            So you're one of Satan's little fence sitters. Welcome to our forum. Have a read at this.

                            Agnostics: irresponsible, spineless cowards for Satan

                            There's obviously more to it than our biological senses and technology can detect.
                            Like the Christian God or ghosts and UFO's?

                            Anyway this is why I'm Agnostic: I see no evidence for God
                            Of course there is evidence for God. It's called the Bible. Billions of people believe in it. Is that not evidence enough for you?

                            But I see no evidence against him either; we simply don't know enough about anything yet. And I fully admit that he could exist, there's certainly enough gaps in our knowledge to allow for it. So, as of yet I am undecided.
                            But based on probability, you would say God does or does not exist? Unless you are truly 50/50 on the proposition, you'll find the right answer.

                            Have you ever considered exactly where it is the Bible comes from?
                            Of course we have. What would you like to know?

                            It wasn't originally written in English; how can you be certain you trust the translation?
                            We have hundreds and hundreds of manuscripts of the Bible and they all mostly agree.

                            Do you mean, how do we know the meanings of the words? Greek is a fairly well preserved language. Not as much so as Latin, but many of the meanings have been passed down to us from generations.

                            How do we explain all the textual variants? We don't bother with them much anymore. They are fairly well standardized these days between by the Nestle-Aland text for the New Testament and the Masoretic Texts for the Old Testament.

                            Translation is no easy task, and mistake are, and always will be made - human error is unavoidable. This is mostly due to the fact that languages do not "match up," a word in English might not exist in another language, for example there is no word for "octopus" in Swedish, they use "bläckfisk" which means squid. My point being that there is no such thing as perfect translation - when something is translated directly, world for word it comes out a garbled non-sense, so it is the meaning that must be translated, not the words - this is especially when dealing with things like metaphors, which are used a lot in the Bible. Can anyone here be certain that what they read is actually the bible?
                            Are you claiming that the creator of the entire universe has not made His instructions clear to mankind?

                            He wouldn't be much of a god if He could not communicate how to attain Salvation to His most beloved creatures.

                            It has been translated over and over and over and over to get to it's present form, is it not basically 100% certain that SOME parts of it are simply wrong when compaired to it's original scripture?
                            Do you have any specific examples of this or the usual atheist assaults on the Bible?

                            I've also noticed that this forum can be quite judgmental to people of other beliefs, do you not believe that the bible condemns such behavior?
                            Whoah! Whoah!

                            Weren't you just telling us there is no evidence for God. Now you want to bring the Bible into it? I'm not sure where you get off as a non-believer telling Christians what is in their own Bible!

                            Oh, you'll get your answer in the next post.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: Hello.

                              Originally posted by TimmyTheTim View Post
                              Your aggression is unfounded...
                              What aggression have I shown you?

                              ...Insults do not disprove someones point...
                              Where have I insulted you? I pointed out that your teachers have failed you. You can add reading comprehension to the list of things that they've failed to impart.

                              ...You know full-well what I meant, at least I hope so...
                              If what you meant differs from what you said (as you imply it does), how is that my failure?

                              ...It makes no sense because it is not true, nor have I done anything to imply that I was sexually devious, or even sexually active, which I am no currently...
                              Then you just got a whole lot more boring than you were previously (and Nobar owes me $5, because he didn't think it was possible).

                              ...If I were to say "The Banana ate a chair." It would be a gramatically correct statment, the words all ahve meaning and you know what they are; but would it make sense to you? Of course not, it's unfounded, random and nonsensical...
                              Incorrect. You capitalized "Banana", which implies that you are not referring to a piece of fruit (which is never capitalized, unless it's the first word of a sentence, and in your sentence it's not), but to something else (probably a person, in which case Banana would be a title of some variety). As I may be familiar with someone with the title of "Banana" (go ahead, try to prove I'm not), that sentence could very well make perfect sense to me.

                              An acquaintance of mine eating a chair would be illogical (there's little nutritional value for humans contained in an average chair, it would likely be difficult to chew, and probably wouldn't taste very good), but far from impossible.

                              ...But I digress, my other post was far more interesting...
                              That's a matter of opinion, and your judgement so far has shown little to recommend it.

                              ...but I have a feeling that it's being ignored on purpose, because it is difficult to deal with.
                              Again, solely your opinion. I suspect it has induced mass narcolepsy (Zeke and Levi are immune after listening to so many sermons), and that is the reason no one else has responded.

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