[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Hey Woo, I have a question for you. I ordered Singapore Rice Noodles in one of your countrymen's restaurants while on a trip to Des Moines recently. I found out that the damn dish has curry in it. When did you chinks start borrowing cuisine from the dot heads?

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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Curry? That no good! Specially at my age! You know what happen if I eat curry? Bad thing happen!

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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Pastor Zeke, I have question. I want to get all benefit of Platinum Tither, but it cost too much. What if I set up automatic debit at Gold Tithe price? Authomatic, you get your money every month, guarantee. I do that, you give me Platinum membership, OK?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Pastor Zeke, I have question. I want to get all benefit of Platinum Tither, but it cost too much. What if I set up automatic debit at Gold Tithe price? Authomatic, you get your money every month, guarantee. I do that, you give me Platinum membership, OK?

You cannot fool God! (Proverbs 15:3, Acts 1:24)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Zeke, I have question. I want to get all benefit of Platinum Tither, but it cost too much. What if I set up automatic debit at Gold Tithe price? Authomatic, you get your money every month, guarantee. I do that, you give me Platinum membership, OK?

Brother Cranky is right. Trying to jew God out of His just Tithing is a serious sin.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[MilitantImbecile]

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OK, I got a problem. Somebody come to my door today to talk about Jesus. Him say salvation is gift you can't earn. Him say Jesus pay for it already and give it to everybody free of charge!

This can't be good thing! I raised Buddhist and Confucian. You know what Confucious name mean? Confucious = Kung Fu Tzu. Kung Fu mean hard work!

Buddha say you have to earn merit! Work hard to improve yourself!

I worry this Christianity make everybody lazy. No good if you all just lay around and let Jesus do work for you! You get lazy and soft like my nephew Jimmy! Him no damn good!

Let me guess, you're originally from Hong Kong, right?

Have you looked at the Diamond Sutra lately? Earning merit is no merit because there is no merit to be earned.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Have you looked at the Diamond Sutra lately? Earning merit is no merit because there is no merit to be earned.

Must you always sound like a depressing fortune cookie?
Try quoting the Godly KJV for a change.

[MilitantImbecile]

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Must you always sound like a depressing fortune cookie?
Try quoting the Godly KJV for a change.

Ecclesiastes 1:2
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

[BelieverInGod]

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Great,

So last week was retard week and this week is turning into chink week.

Are we ever going to have a True Christian(tm) week around here?

[Crisis]

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BelieverInGod is extremely right, we must focus in the True Christians and in our beloved Jesus and not in some people trying to mislead us from him.
Psalms 119:2

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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Great,

So last week was retard week and this week is turning into chink week.

Are we ever going to have a True Christian™ week around here?

If that MilitantImbecile guy not American, I eat my coolie hat!

We get tons of American like that, always come to Asian country looking for "enlightenment."

They think everything Asian wonderful and wise!

We make good money, sell them blessings and sacred potions! Monks and temples get lot of donation from them!

We call them all-day suckers!

I glad Christian church does not rip people off like that!

[SmiteTheAthiests]

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Welcome to LBC chinaman! Might I say that you look like Jackie Chan? Well technically you all do!

[Didymus Much]

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If that MilitantImbecile guy not American, I eat my coolie hat!...

He's Canadian. Need some ketchup?

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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Welcome to LBC chinaman! Might I say that you look like Jackie Chan? Well technically you all do!

Thank you my friend! That very nice of you to say! I think I look more like Andy Lua, though:



I have that same outfit. I look good, too!

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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He's Canadian. Need some ketchup?

Canadian wannabe Buddhist even bigger sucker than American wannabe Buddhist!

Anyway, I lie. Have not had coolie hat since I was 14. I got a Kangol just like Sammuel L. Jackson though.

I look good!