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  • liss1122
    Unsaved trash, filthy godmocking scottish whore
    • Mar 2013
    • 17

    #1

    hi im new here

    Not really sure what to put here so I thought I d just say hi oo can you get rid of the but which says im a whore by the way because im definately not, thanks also im not from Scotland I don't knownwherenyou got that from
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: hi im new here

    Originally posted by liss1122 View Post
    Not really sure what to put here so I thought I d just say hi oo can you get rid of the but which says im a whore by the way because im definately not, thanks also im not from Scotland I don't knownwherenyou got that from
    Hello friend. Look right above your post: that's what we want to know.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    sigpic

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    • liss1122
      Unsaved trash, filthy godmocking scottish whore
      • Mar 2013
      • 17

      #3
      Re: hi im new here

      ok, so I couple of people gave asked where I stand with god and stuff, and I'll be honest...im not sure im still learning, id say I joined here because I wanted to see what your beleifs are because I wanted to see how you came to believe what you believe, whethere you've grown up into thinking it or through study of all different belief systems you decided that god was the one for you. I'm just here to find out I guess...i justndont like how extreme somenfeeligs are against groups of other human beings who aren't hurting anyone they just want a life etc.

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: hi im new here

        Before we get into all that, please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Thomas Taylor
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 1486

          #5
          Re: hi im new here

          Originally posted by liss1122 View Post
          ok, so I couple of people gave asked where I stand with god and stuff, and I'll be honest...im not sure im still learning, id say I joined here because I wanted to see what your beleifs are because I wanted to see how you came to believe what you believe, whethere you've grown up into thinking it or through study of all different belief systems you decided that god was the one for you. I'm just here to find out I guess...i justndont like how extreme somenfeeligs are against groups of other human beings who aren't hurting anyone they just want a life etc.
          Hello liss. That's a strange name, by the way. Why did your parents name you so?

          From decyphering your post, above, it would appear that you don't have a stance with God one way or the other. I would like to suggest now that you change that as, come the Day of Judgement, you will be found wanting.

          A good place to start on your path towards Salvation is The Holy Bible (KJV 1611). You will find that it contains everything you could ever need in life and, if you live it by the letter, and have Faith in the Lord our God, you will come to know God in a totally different way.

          As a closing note, do you suffer from dyslexia by any chance? I couldn't help but notice that you are having some problems with your spelling. Faith, and humility, can cure you of this awful affliction.
          Isaiah 66:15

          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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          • liss1122
            Unsaved trash, filthy godmocking scottish whore
            • Mar 2013
            • 17

            #6
            Re: hi im new here

            hello my names just a nickname short for Alicia yes your right I don't really have much of a stance towards god at the minute, due to some of the "rules" (for lack of a better word) are not really compatible to the way I am and was born, and there's no way I can change that...

            And as for the dyslexia remark im definately no dyslexic, im typing on my phone on this site and its too easy accidentally tap the wrong letters

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: hi im new here

              Originally posted by liss1122 View Post
              hello my names just a nickname short for Alicia yes your right I don't really have much of a stance towards god at the minute, due to some of the "rules" (for lack of a better word) are not really compatible to the way I am and was born, and there's no way I can change that...

              And as for the dyslexia remark im definately no dyslexic, im typing on my phone on this site and its too easy accidentally tap the wrong letters
              Hi liss1122, welcome to our friendly forum!

              Can you explain what you mean by the bold? I'm not sure I understand. I am sure, however, that whatever your problems are, God has an answer.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • liss1122
                Unsaved trash, filthy godmocking scottish whore
                • Mar 2013
                • 17

                #8
                Re: hi im new here

                I'm gay and before you say it, it is definately uncurable...i love my girlfriend and that's not going to change, sorry.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: hi im new here

                  Originally posted by liss1122 View Post
                  I'm gay and before you say it, it is definately uncurable...i love my girlfriend and that's not going to change, sorry.
                  Don't be discouraged, dear, we have some very successful programs here! Why, Brother Porter's 12 Step Program has helped many, many people turn from the degenerate lifestyle to one they can be proud of! Just ask any one of our ex-gay members, they will be thrilled to share the Love of Christ with you! You can find them by looking for the "ex-gay" medal that shows up next to their username. It looks like this: It is given to True Christians™ who havesuccessfully completed the Betty Bowers BASH program.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                    Always kind and loving
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1838

                    #10
                    Re: hi im new here

                    Originally posted by liss1122 View Post
                    ok, so I couple of people asked where I stand with god and stuff, and I'll be honest...im not sure im still learning, id say I joined here because I wanted to see what your beleifs are because I wanted to see how you came to believe what you believe, whethere you've grown up into thinking it or through study of all different belief systems you decided that god was the one for you. I'm just here to find out I guess...i justndont like how extreme somenfeeligs are against groups of other human beings who aren't hurting anyone they just want a life etc.
                    My dear, your ignorance of The Truth™ does not excuse you from it. Luke 11:23 says: "He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth."

                    That means you not being a fully committed and baptized Christian means you might as well be an axe-murdering, cat-sacrificing, sodomite atheist who rips out the entrails of newborn babies. You are either with God or against Him! Pick a side!

                    Regards,

                    Pastor Ed

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: hi im new here

                      First of all, liss1122 waiting for email confirmation is the strangest damned name I've ever heard. Are you some kind of Dada-ist?

                      Secondly, you can't claim to love your so-called girlfriend while simultaneously keeping her trapped in the gay lifestyle. She's going to burn in Hell, and it will be your fault.
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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: hi im new here

                        Originally posted by liss1122 View Post
                        I'm gay and before you say it, it is definately uncurable
                        Yes, we all knew you were gay. You're obviously ashamed of it since you didn't come forward right away, so deep down you know it's wrong.

                        There is a cure, but it's not an easy one. You need to turn your life over to Jesus, repent of your sins, read the KJV Bible, live every word of it, be baptized by a KJV Bible believing Pastor and SIN NO MORE!

                        As I said, it's not easy, but it's worth it! You get to spend all eternity in Heaven rather than Hell. There are many ex-gays around, and we have an ex-gay program that I'm sure we could get you into. Just contact the Pastors and I'm sure they can help you out!

                        ...i love my girlfriend and that's not going to change, sorry.
                        So you've decided to willfully ignore God? That is so sad.
                        Drama queen

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                        • SmiteTheAthiests
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2013
                          • 57

                          #13
                          Re: hi im new here

                          Originally posted by liss1122 View Post
                          hello my names just a nickname short for Alicia yes your right I don't really have much of a stance towards god at the minute, due to some of the "rules" (for lack of a better word) are not really compatible to the way I am and was born, and there's no way I can change that...

                          And as for the dyslexia remark im definately no dyslexic, im typing on my phone on this site and its too easy accidentally tap the wrong letters
                          Enjoy hell for not listening to God's rules you filthy harlot.

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                          • Nurse Clampett
                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 974

                            #14
                            Re: hi im new here

                            You should be baking pies, not eating them Liss The Lez!
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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