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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #16
    Re: Greetings y'all!

    Thank you for rushing to my aid, Brother Harold!

    I am reassured by Bertha's response, though. If she was hiding something (like secretly being an obese Negress, for example), I don't think her anger would have seemed so genuine.

    Bertha, regarding these three friends of yours who are also named Bertha, would you happen to have any full-body photos of them?

    As a Christian, I am naturally concerned about their health, and would like to be of assistance, so I'd like to see what we're working with.

    I figure if they have Web cams, I could, perhaps, lead them in daily aerobics sessions.
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      • Bertha Vanacion
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2013
        • 42
        #17
        Re: Greetings y'all!

        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
        Hi, there Mrs. Bertha! How are you? It's nice to see another lovely lady from the great state of Texas! Maybe you and I can BBQ some time!
        YIC!

        --Dria
        I'd be so honored to BBQ with you hon! I love barbeques! They are such a spiritual event for me, all that hot, searing meat reminding me of Jesus' just punishment of the unrepentant spending eternity in hellfire. It's just so moving and inspirational! Don't you agree?!

        YIC!
        XOXOXOXO

        Bertha V.

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          • ExGay Alex
            Helping boys become upright model citizens
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 1295
            #18
            Re: Greetings y'all!

            Greetings, Bertha. Welcome to our forum!
            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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              • Alterboy
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2013
                • 207
                #19
                Re: Greetings y'all!

                Dear Betha, do you have your husband's permission to be using his computer and to post online?
                YIC,
                Jon
                I Samuel 20:4
                "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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