Hello fellow soldiers of christ

[Queer smacker]

Hello all, my real name is noah jones.
I am a new member of this great forum and i cant wait to meet you all.
I spend my time punching as many queer negro, hispanic and asian cancers as i can.
There are some unsaved white men in my street but i do not punch them as they are gods chosen people and i like to give them a chance to be saved.
I was home schooled in Australia but moved to the U.K for a little while to see my relatives.
My favourite bible verse is "I do not trust in my bow, my sword does not bring me victory; but you give us victory over our enemies, you put your adversaries to shame. In God we make our boast all day long, and we will praise your name forever." (Psalms 44:6-8, NIV) i cannot wait to meet all of you.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

Hello, Queer Smacker. Unusual including a poll in your introductory post. Anyway, why don't you tell us what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Queer smacker]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

I did include my favourite bible verse.
I am sorry i did not know i needed to ass what church i go to.
I attend a family church in which all of my family friends gather to hear the word of god.
I find community churches to be to liberalist and commercialised.
I was born into a loving family in which i was home schooled and told the wonderful word of christ.
I have spoken to jesus when i had a dream telling me that i needed to improve my ways by breaking my relations with non believers.
Again though, my favourite bible verse is : "I do not trust in my bow, my sword does not bring me victory; but you give us victory over our enemies, you put your adversaries to shame. In God we make our boast all day long, and we will praise your name forever." (Psalms 44:6-8, NIV)

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

By "family church," do you mean a church that meets in someone's home, or a small independent church not affiliated with any denomination? I'm skeptical of your dream, though. Why would Jesus tell you in a dream not have fellowship with unbelievers, when He already said as much in His Word?

2 Cor 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Perhaps it was just a dream, hey? If you know your KJV well, you know what God expects of you in every possible situation in life. God speaks to us through His Word, the Bible. We're a King-James-only church as well, just so you know. We never quote from the Notoriously Inaccurate Version.

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

I can't say that I've slapped any queers. I would be willing to spank a lesbo or two if they weren't the butch ones, but I'm always afraid of catching the aids or even the gay itself if I have too much contact with queers. If one does decide to start slapping homers you have to also take care that the homers don't enjoy it. Plus, you should probably wear gloves. I think it might be best to throw rocks at them, but only the one without sin can cast the first stone, so that's kind of tough too. Maybe you could find some hot liquid to scald them with or if you are friends with any firefighters they can spray them with their hoses.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

Smacking somebody, as opposed to throwing a punch, is a very feminine thing to do. So, basically, what you're telling us is that you go out of your way to have these feminine interactions with as many gay men as you possibly can.

You're a queer, aren't you?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

I can't say that I've slapped any queers. I would be willing to spank a lesbo or two if they weren't the butch ones, but I'm always afraid of catching the aids or even the gay itself if I have too much contact with queers. If one does decide to start slapping homers you have to also take care that the homers don't enjoy it. Plus, you should probably wear gloves. I think it might be best to throw rocks at them, but only the one without sin can cast the first stone, so that's kind of tough too. Maybe you could find some hot liquid to scald them with or if you are friends with any firefighters they can spray them with their hoses.

This is very good advice.

The gaywise are so used to pain from the repeated, brutal anal rape and the psychological pain of knowing that they are effectively spraying Jesus' face with hot streams of golden urinal hate that a slap will not register, I imagine.

A slap to them is often a gesture of affection as they have learnt only to show love through the most excruciatingly painful practice imaginable (anal sex).

Most of the gaywise are also on the drugs to dull their sense to the afore mentioned agonising anal activities so a slap just won't get through.

Boiling water seems a good compromise as queers are often attracted to drinking fruit teas.

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

Smacking somebody, as opposed to throwing a punch, is a very feminine thing to do. So, basically, what you're telling us is that you go out of your way to have these feminine interactions with as many gay men as you possibly can.

You're a queer, aren't you?

Plus there's the S&M component.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

Smacking somebody, as opposed to throwing a punch, is a very feminine thing to do. So, basically, what you're telling us is that you go out of your way to have these feminine interactions with as many gay men as you possibly can.

You're a queer, aren't you?

Now that you mention it this one's avatar say "Queers Suck": an imperative

Another queer trolling decent Christian folk going about their business

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum!

Because you come from a sodomy-rich land (Austria, and then the UK), you might be confused about what certain words really mean. For example, when I read your username, "queer smacker," the first thing I think of is the verb "smack" which means "to smooch."



I'm sure that's not what you meant, as that would be terribly gross, not to mention dangerous.

Perhaps you can pray really hard to Jesus, and He will change your username to something a bit more becoming of a True Christian™ forum like ours.

Anyway, welcome to a former homeschooler from a current homeschooling mom who LOVES JESUS!!!

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

Hello all, my real name is noah jones.
I am a new member of this great forum and i cant wait to meet you all.
I spend my time punching as many queer negro, hispanic and asian cancers as i can.
There are some unsaved white men in my street but i do not punch them as they are gods chosen people and i like to give them a chance to be saved.
I was home schooled in Australia but moved to the U.K for a little while to see my relatives.
My favourite bible verse is "I do not trust in my bow, my sword does not bring me victory; but you give us victory over our enemies, you put your adversaries to shame. In God we make our boast all day long, and we will praise your name forever." (Psalms 44:6-8, NIV) i cannot wait to meet all of you.

Hey Queer smacker!
Before I welcome you, I would like to ask you capitalize God and Jesus, They deserve it, don't you think?
Are you married? How many children do you have? How many of those are boys?
YIC
Mary Thompson.

[Rachel White]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

I did include my favourite bible verse.
I am sorry i did not know i needed to ass what church i go to.
I attend a family church in which all of my family friends gather to hear the word of god.
I find community churches to be to liberalist and commercialised.
I was born into a loving family in which i was home schooled and told the wonderful word of christ.
I have spoken to jesus when i had a dream telling me that i needed to improve my ways by breaking my relations with non believers.
Again though, my favourite bible verse is : "I do not trust in my bow, my sword does not bring me victory; but you give us victory over our enemies, you put your adversaries to shame. In God we make our boast all day long, and we will praise your name forever." (Psalms 44:6-8, NIV)

Why do you use the NIV? Only false fluffy-bunny Christians use the NIV. Also, why don't you capitalize God and Jesus? Thank you!
YIC
Mrs. Rachel White

[lukasekman]

Re: Hello fellow soldiers of christ

I can't answer in this poll, because it doesn't have ranges. First, I assume you by "smacking" include slaps, closed fists, rods, kicks, knee strikes etc.
In addition, how does a disciplined kid count? Contrary to socialist NAMBLA propaganda, kids are asexual and haven't been able to make the choice between the straight path to salvation and the gay path to sin.
So, should I multiply the kid with the prevalence of homosexuality in his birth year (and extrapolate the rate for kids of today), or just count children as zero?

Btw, the U.S. Department of Family Values recommend a preemptive kick in the balls to secure your butt from intrusion.