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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: Its Me

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • ThyShepherdsSheep
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Apr 2013
      • 19

      #17
      Re: Its Me

      Smurfs are depraved and hell-bound. Especially the female.

      Living in sin with other men. What kind of message are you trying to spread here? Obviously not HIS message or HIS holy word!
      Zechariah 12:4 - In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14472

        #18
        Re: Its Me

        maybe it's woad



        I started an image search but was so revolted I turned it off almost immediately.

        This was about the least offensive image

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        • QueenArthur
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2013
          • 19

          #19
          Re: Its Me

          It may have been a slip of the mouse, I am not sure how it happened. I have never watched an episode of "The Smirfs". Figured a long time ago it was probably a Jewish concept with their tokenism, token girl, token blue. That's not my style, don't token nothing. You are either with us (white and male) or your out and on your tractor, bye alien.
          Once you were alienated from God and were enemies in your minds because of your evil behavior. Colossians 1:21
          This space for KJV Bible use only.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14472

            #20
            Re: Its Me

            Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
            It may have been a slip of the mouse, I am not sure how it happened. I have never watched an episode of "The Smirfs". Figured a long time ago it was probably a Jewish concept with their tokenism, token girl, token blue. That's not my style, don't token nothing. You are either with us (white and male) or your out and on your tractor, bye alien.
            Once you were alienated from God and were enemies in your minds because of your evil behavior. Colossians 1:21
            I'll take that as a yes then.

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            • QueenArthur
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2013
              • 19

              #21
              Re: Its Me

              Woad? ain't that what homosexuals stick up their anus, someone told me that once. Thats a definite no little lady hope your not wasting you time on here when you should be ironing shirts.
              This space for KJV Bible use only.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14472

                #22
                Re: Its Me

                Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                Woad? ain't that what homosexuals stick up their anus, someone told me that once. Thats a definite no little lady hope your not wasting you time on here when you should be ironing shirts.
                I have finished the ironing. Woad is worn by Picts. Please to not discuss the anogenital region in your introduction which is intended to elicit some details concerning your place worship.

                Here is a Pict:


                click to enlarge

                As you can see she is neither a Christian nor a smurf.

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                • QueenArthur
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 19

                  #23
                  Re: Its Me

                  Look here no woman will tell me what I can and can't say, If I want to shout anus from the top of a mountain, which I would not do, but I could hypothetically do it because I am a man- no woman will get in my way.

                  Thats another token they got blacks, browns, yellows now they want blues what is there no end to the rainbow tell them to stick there paintbrushes up there ANUS-there I said it.
                  This space for KJV Bible use only.

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12992

                    #24
                    Re: Its Me

                    Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                    Look here no woman will tell me what I can and can't say, If I want to shout anus from the top of a mountain, which I would not do, but I could hypothetically do it because I am a man- no woman will get in my way.
                    Miss MitzaLizalor is a True Christian(tm). You are unsaved trash. That means that she is way up on the food chain. You have to show respect.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Sammy The Penitent
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2012
                      • 289

                      #25
                      Re: Its Me

                      Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                      I am a man
                      Dear Mr. Arthur,

                      You're not a man.

                      You're unsaved trash.

                      Show respect to all True Christians™ and keep a civil tongue in your mouth.

                      YIC
                      2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                      • QueenArthur
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 19

                        #26
                        Re: Its Me

                        She may be a true Christan but she is still a woman, even the scripture says women should stick to sewing my elbow patches and all things alike;
                        And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats’ hair. Exodus 35:26
                        This space for KJV Bible use only.

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                        • Holly Graham
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 348

                          #27
                          Re: Its Me

                          Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                          Look here no woman will tell me what I can and can't say, If I want to shout anus from the top of a mountain, which I would not do, but I could hypothetically do it because I am a man- no woman will get in my way.

                          Thats another token they got blacks, browns, yellows now they want blues what is there no end to the rainbow tell them to stick there paintbrushes up there ANUS-there I said it.
                          You are so CUTE!! I love how you think because you are a "man," you have any rights here!! True Christian™ WOMEN have a lot of say in your life around here. We only defer to True Christian™ men. You are trash. Unsaved trash.

                          You also must have chosen to be a retard, because you can't even correctly punctuate a sentence.

                          Sweetheart, you are a flaming, retarded homosexual, as evidenced by your obsession with the word anus. Please leave our board, and take your dreams of having men raping and licking your prolapsed anus over to another board.

                          Your new avatar is even funnier than your Smurf avatar. I'm sure you found that gay looking man on the front page of ILoveHOMERS.COM.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14472

                            #28
                            Re: Its Me

                            Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                            Hi, Its Me. I am named King Arthur almost as Jesus to highlight the plight against the believers by the heretics, almost as Jesus died on the cross I too am suffering by my name. I love Jesus and I know we all do so can we appreciate him together.
                            Romans 8:17 “... and if children, then heirs, heirs of God and joint heirs with Christ, if only we suffer with him so that we may also be glorified with him.”
                            Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                            I am no homosexual, I avoid temptations of the flesh until my wedding day A woman will be my wife one day although I only like the sort that know when to keep their traps shut and will stay in the kitchen.
                            “Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.” Timothy 2:11-12
                            I found Jesus because I was heading towards a darker path and used to get so scared I nearly wet the bed when I thought Satan was entering my life, and I will admit to you I nearly wet my sheets because if the thought of Satan doesn't make you wet your sheets then I don't know what does, we all urinate that is no sin. Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said,
                            “Out of his heart will flow rivers of living water.” John 7:38
                            I started praying coming together to praise the Lord and my life was lighter. I did not know what was a sin and what wasn't but now I know, Praise the Lord.
                            How is Jesus almost named King Arthur?
                            You seem rather old. Why have you not married yet? Is there something wrong with you? I noticed that you're avoiding temptations of the flesh until your wedding day. What happens then?

                            ..just curious.

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                            • Sammy The Penitent
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2012
                              • 289

                              #29
                              Re: Its Me

                              Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                              She may be a True Christan but she is still a woman, even the scripture says women should stick to sewing my elbow patches
                              No True Christian Woman would get ten feet from your filthy elbows.

                              Learn your place and learn how to use the Caps key correctly.

                              I've corrected your error in red.

                              YIC
                              2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12992

                                #30
                                Re: Its Me

                                Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                                She may be a true Christan but she is still a woman, even the scripture says women should stick to sewing my elbow patches and all things alike;
                                And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats’ hair. Exodus 35:26
                                Dear Unsaved Trash,

                                what counts is that eventually Miss Mitza Lizalor will be laughing at you from heaven, looking at your suffering in Hell (Luke 16:22-24). So yeah, she IS your superior.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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