[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Greetings from a newcomer

I am unfamiliar with "Neopets." Please explain what happens on this Web site of yours.

Bad, evil, wicked things, friend!

If it's anything at all like Neopets, it's bad news! I went on that site once. It was like satan's own fag factory. Kids went in and effeminate gaylords came out.