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  • Philly Spunk
    Unsaved trash, sodomite
    • May 2013
    • 11

    #1

    Myself

    From: Philadelphia
    Church: None, Jesus is in my heart
    Christian Denomination: Eastern Orthodox
    Favorite Bible Verse: John 3:16
  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838

    #2
    Re: Myself

    Laziest. Introduction. Ever.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Myself

      Eastern Orthodox? Isn't that the Rooskie Catlick church?



      Yours in Christ (NOT COMRADE MARY),

      Z. Smyth
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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Myself

        Originally posted by Philly Spunk View Post
        Church: None, Jesus is in my heart
        That doesn't cut it.

        Heb 10:23-25
        23 Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering; (for he is faithful that promised)
        24 And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:
        25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.


        Find an independent Baptist church near you.

        Christian Denomination: Eastern Orthodox
        How you can be associated with a denomination when you don't even attend church, I don't know, but Eastern Orthodoxy is definitely not a Christian denomination. Like catholics, they believe in infant baptism, the intercession of the saints and salvation by works. Their beliefs are based on traditions, which at some point in the past were just made up. Our beliefs and practices are founded solely on the Word of God, the 1611 KJV.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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        • ExGay Alex
          Helping boys become upright model citizens
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 1295

          #5
          Re: Myself

          Plus they pray to badly painted portraits on little wooden planks.

          Plus, you can't even sit down in their churches because they don't have chairs. It encourages everyone to leave after Sunday school and not to sit through the whole sermon.
          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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          • Elijah Mee, PhD
            True Christian™ Brainiac
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2013
            • 538

            #6
            Re: Myself

            Originally posted by Philly Spunk View Post
            From: Philadelphia
            Church: None, Jesus is in my heart
            Christian Denomination: Eastern Orthodox
            Favorite Bible Verse: John 3:16
            I'm having a hard time believing you, friend.

            Any real Christian loves to shout from the rooftops about the glory of Jesus and how they came to find Him at any opportunity they get.

            2 Chronicles 5:13 It came even to pass, as the trumpeters and singers were as one, to make one sound to be heard in praising and thanking the LORD; and when they lifted up their voice with the trumpets and cymbals and instruments of musick, and praised the LORD, saying, For he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever: that then the house was filled with a cloud, even the house of the LORD
            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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