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    AthiesticChristian

    Hello, I am an Atheitic Christian and I read the Bible just like you. However I read the Vulgate Bible, the most accurate interpretation of the original Bible known to man, published in 370 CE.
    I properly read the Bible for the first time when I was 6 and thought that the moral teachings of the Vulgate Bible were very true, but couldn't agree with the idea of a cosmic entity creating the whole universe. This lead me to follow Atheitic Christianity. I believe that the Jesus written about in the Bible was a good man but the Bible is not meant to be taken literally. The Bible is a book detailing how men are supposed to behave.
    Matthew 12:30:
    He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
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    Re: AthiesticChristian

    There isn't an emoticon with eyes crazy enough to describe how I feel about your introductory post.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      Re: AthiesticChristian

      A Bible scholar? Terrific. Now, please point me to the section where it tells us not to follow the Bible and to make things up as I go along, changing it to suit like adding salt and pepper to my bacon.
      Chapter and verse, if you would.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: AthiesticChristian

        Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
        Hello, I am an Atheitic Christian and I read the Bible just like you. However I read the Vulgate Bible, the most accurate interpretation of the original Bible known to man, published in 370 CE.
        I properly read the Bible for the first time when I was 6 and thought that the moral teachings of the Vulgate Bible were very true, but couldn't agree with the idea of a cosmic entity creating the whole universe. This lead me to follow Atheitic Christianity. I believe that the Jesus written about in the Bible was a good man but the Bible is not meant to be taken literally. The Bible is a book detailing how men are supposed to behave.
        Not like us you didn't. Those who know The Truth™ are True Christians™ and we know that those who read the Bible must read it to allow it to speak to them and not allow the devil to scrutinize it or subject it to criticism and hard science.

        This allows the Spirit to Witness™ within us and reassure us that God sent down a Book from Heaven and that everything in it as absolutely true and cannot be false even when proven so (I Tim 6:20-21; 2 Tim. 3:16-17).

        Psalm 119:12-16
        12 Blessed art thou, O Lord: teach me thy statutes.
        13 With my lips have I declared all the judgments of thy mouth.
        14 I have rejoiced in the way of thy testimonies, as much as in all riches.
        15 I will meditate in thy precepts, and have respect unto thy ways.
        16 I will delight myself in thy statutes: I will not forget thy word.

        This is why we base our entire lives on a 2,000-year-old Book and lose our very identities in exaltation of it.

        Pastor Ed

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        • #5
          Re: AthiesticChristian

          Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
          Hello, I am an Atheitic Christian and I read the Bible just like you. However I read the Vulgate Bible, the most accurate interpretation of the original Bible known to man, published in 370 CE.
          I properly read the Bible for the first time when I was 6 and thought that the moral teachings of the Vulgate Bible were very true, but couldn't agree with the idea of a cosmic entity creating the whole universe. This lead me to follow Atheitic Christianity. I believe that the Jesus written about in the Bible was a good man but the Bible is not meant to be taken literally. The Bible is a book detailing how men are supposed to behave.
          Hello AthiesticChristian.

          You spell atheistic athiestic and atheitic it should be atheistic.

          Thank you.

          Rusty

          P.S. I apologize if your spelling is because of a head injury I know how it is.
          Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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          • #6
            Re: AthiesticChristian

            Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
            the Bible is not meant to be taken literally. The Bible is a book detailing how men are supposed to behave.
            Ehm, if the Bible is not to be taken literally, then how can it tell us how to behave!?

            Clearly this person got his brain amputated at birth.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Re: AthiesticChristian

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: AthiesticChristian

                Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                I believe that the Jesus written about in the Bible was a good man but the Bible is not meant to be taken literally. The Bible is a book detailing how men are supposed to behave.
                This doesn't make sense, son. The Bible doesn't tell men how to behave, the Bible tells men how to find Salvation. That Salvation is found through Christ, not a particular pattern of behavior.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: AthiesticChristian

                  Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                  Hello, I am an Atheitic Christian and I read the Bible just like you. However I read the Vulgate Bible, the most accurate interpretation of the original Bible known to man, published in 370 CE.
                  I properly read the Bible for the first time when I was 6 and thought that the moral teachings of the Vulgate Bible were very true, but couldn't agree with the idea of a cosmic entity creating the whole universe. This lead me to follow Atheitic Christianity. I believe that the Jesus written about in the Bible was a good man but the Bible is not meant to be taken literally. The Bible is a book detailing how men are supposed to behave.
                  Wow! You could read Latin at the age of 6? I questioned in this post what (per)version of the Bible you use, but I guess now I know. According to you, the Vulgate doesn't support the execution of homosexuals, disobedient children and adulterers.

                  Lev 20:13 Qui dormierit cum masculo coitu femineo, uterque operatus est nefas, morte moriantur: sit sanguis eorum super eos.

                  Morte = death. Moriantur = they die.

                  Deut 21:18-21
                  18 si genuerit homo filium contumacem et protervum qui non audiat patris aut matris imperium et coercitus oboedire contempserit
                  19 adprehendent eum et ducent ad seniores civitatis illius et ad portam iudicii
                  20 dicentque ad eos filius noster iste protervus et contumax est monita nostra audire contemnit comesationibus vacat et luxuriae atque conviviis
                  21 lapidibus eum obruet populus civitatis et morietur ut auferatis malum de medio vestri et universus Israhel audiens pertimescat

                  Morietur = he will die.

                  Lev 20:10 si moechatus quis fuerit cum uxore alterius et adulterium perpetrarit cum coniuge proximi sui morte moriantur et moechus et adultera

                  Moriantur = they die.

                  So you agree that these moral teachings are very true? Clearly when you said:

                  Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                  Pim, the quotes you used are not in my Bible. In my Bible, it mentions that disobedient children and adulterers should be punished, not murdered and gays are considered to be distasteful.
                  you were wrong. You don't really accept the moral teachings of the Bible at all. You're an atheistic atheist.
                  sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                  • #10
                    Re: AthiesticChristian

                    Indeed, the Bible does not tell us Jesus was merely a good man. Jesus Himself tells us He is God. If you don't believe God exists, then that means you MUST believe Jesus was a liar. Yet you say this liar was a good man. If you think it's possible for a liar to be a good man, you must be a Democrat.
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