Hello!

[Brother Love]

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I'll save the juicy details for God. :p I'm a 22 year old grad student attending university in Canada and a reader of Landover for several years. The quizzes can't be beat, but my favourite article has to be the one asserting that Noah and his sons rode pterodactyls. I don't know why a Creationist scientist hasn't won a Nobel Prize yet.

I was an Anglican, now I'm just floating around.

Well lets me say first Welcome and now let me gets down to busyness.
You be floatin round?
That kind alike peoples in the 60's tryin to find themselves ain't it?
Floatin round means you ain't accepted the LORD yet!!
CONFESS YOU SINS!!
DECLARE JESUS AS YOU LORD RIT NOW!!
Glory Halalulu!!

Oh...sorry..I gets alittle carried away when I starts to feel the POWER of the HOLY SPIRIT fillin me up!!

Welcome and Praise God!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Welcome Arethusa

I try not to come down too hard on Canada. Afterall, Canada is touching God's favorite country and 80% of Canadians live in a narrow strip of land that abuts? it. Anyway, Canada is an exellent place for oil wells, nuclear power plants and auto factories. But your Mother Glynndie is concerned about that strange weed Jamaicans can't seem to keep from smoking. Our Lord Jesus Christ does not approve of marijuana, so promise Mother Glynndie to follow these steps:

1. Admit that you are powerless over marijuana.
2. Admit that you are a marijuana addict and cannot manage your own life.
3. Admit that no human can overcome marijuana addiction without GOD.
4. Recognize LBC as GOD's favorite church.
5. Signal to GOD that you are ready to overcome your marijuana addiction by pressing the PayPal button at the bottom of your computer's display.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I suggest you be careful with this whole "university" stuff. I believe it would be best for you to transfer into one of the Landover Approved(tm) universities, like Landover University, Pensacola Christian or some other such college. Although most of their members and faculty (if not all) are going to Hell(tm), they are more likely to preach God's Holy Wrath(tm) than any normal LIEberal one....

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

Hello, and welcome to God's favorite discussion board on the interwebs. I hope you'll participate in our Godly discussions, so that our pastors can get to know you and set up a tithing schedule for you.

In Christ's abundant love,
MSTT

[Arethusa]

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Then you have come to the right place. Being a Godless cannuck must be a heavy burden to carry, but at least you have had the sense to abandon that false Christian cult, the Anglekins.

I strongly suggest that you read these threads carefully, study the KJV 1611 Bible, and apply for an American Green Card today. I assume that you know that America is God's chosen country, and that God Hates Canada.

Actually, I'm Jamaican, I just came here for school. And I should be getting a Green Card soon so really, I'm all set.

Wow, that site is...very persuasive. I'm confused though: if God hates Canada and America, as that site proposes, how come the Canadian residents are the only ones who have to move?

God hates the USA and America is doomed.

Doesn't exactly sound like paradise.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll save the juicy details for God. :p I'm a 22 year old grad student attending university in Canada and a reader of Landover for several years. The quizzes can't be beat, but my favourite article has to be the one asserting that Noah and his sons rode pterodactyls. I don't know why a Creationist scientist hasn't won a Nobel Prize yet.

I was an Anglican, now I'm just floating around.

Then you have come to the right place. Being a Godless cannuck must be a heavy burden to carry, but at least you have had the sense to abandon that false Christian cult, the Anglekins.

I strongly suggest that you read these threads carefully, study the KJV 1611 Bible, and apply for an American Green Card today. I assume that you know that America is God's chosen country, and that God Hates Canada.

[Arethusa]

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Thanks for the welcome! (I can't edit my post, so I had to do a double, sorry.)

[Arethusa]

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Welcome brother. Please tell us about yourself in detail. Confess your sins to Jesus.

I'll save the juicy details for God. :p I'm a 22 year old grad student attending university in Canada and a reader of Landover for several years. The quizzes can't be beat, but my favourite article has to be the one asserting that Noah and his sons rode pterodactyls. I don't know why a Creationist scientist hasn't won a Nobel Prize yet.

I was an Anglican, now I'm just floating around.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Just here to poke my head in since I can finally post threads and participate. I'll try not to blaspheme or take the Lord's name in vain too often, so that I may finally get to edit my profile.

Welcome brother. Please tell us about yourself in detail. Confess your sins to Jesus.

[Arethusa]

Just here to poke my head in since I can finally post threads and participate. I'll try not to blaspheme or take the Lord's name in vain too often, so that I may finally get to edit my profile.