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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #61
    Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

    Originally posted by Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe View Post

    And to everyone else who thinks I sound queer or a fag or whatever, I ask that you do not question my heterosexuality. That would be a mistake.

    No it wouldn't. It would be accurate.

    It is a well-established fact that those chink soldiers were all queer for each other. So if you're a wannabe Shinto Sumo boy, then it stands to reason that you're letting other chinks bugger you as a part of your imaginary "training."

    There is no question about your heterosexuality. It doesn't exist.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #62
      Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

      Originally posted by Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe View Post
      All I really want to know is why my name and password were changed. I don't think I did or said anything to deserve this. However, my question will probably fall upon deaf ears because I am "unsaved trash".

      When I first signed up for this I signed in as Shinto_Warrior2183. I am an honor bound individual, and refering to me as a wannabe is a knock to my honor I would appreciate it if my name was changed back to Shinto_Warrior2183. Probably won't happen, but I have to make the effort and request. I am not here to "flame" anyone, I am here to learn and here other opinions and see things from a different point of view. Is that wrong?

      They change people's names because they can and it appeals to their juvenile sense of humor. They've changed mine repeatedly - from the one I chose (Dances with Joy), which is an accurate description of me and my general outlook on life, to Dances without Joy, to Maggoty Old Crone, to Old Iron Crotch, and now to Lump.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #63
        Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

        Haha. What's up, lump?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #64
          Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          So you're a Shinto warrior wannabe. I don't see the problem here.
          I'm really trying to listen and be sensitive here. I could see "Practicing_Shinto_for_the_last_four_years", but that would be just cumbersome. Wannabe just make sense to me too.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #65
            Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

            Originally posted by Lump View Post
            They change people's names because they can and it appeals to their juvenile sense of humor. They've changed mine repeatedly - from the one I chose (Dances with Joy), which is an accurate description of me and my general outlook on life, to Dances without Joy, to Maggoty Old Crone, to Old Iron Crotch, and now to Lump.
            Lump is appropriate, just like your post. There is nothing juvenile about any of this. It sometimes takes weeks and months to get a name change done. There are many meetings to go to and then we have to pray over them and ask for the intercession of Jesus before anything happens. You would not believe the names that some people show up with here. Most of the really offensive ones get banned because there is no hope for their Salvation.

            In your case I thought that "Dances with Dhumavati" would be appropriate to your general disposition. The Pastors felt that it was not Christian enough and would just contribute to your false beliefs – to say nothing of our genuine hope, and our countless prayers, that you will confess your sins and come to see Christ finally in your life.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Ahimaaz Smith
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 2549

              #66
              Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

              Originally posted by Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe View Post
              This will probably open me up to being called "whiny" by every other "true Christian" in this place, but oh well...
              We don't all need to call you whiny. It's obvious to everyone who bothers to read your posts that you are whiny.

              Just be prepared for when I start firing back, and be bitches by banning me or whatever. I hope people can take it as well as they give it...
              We have invented a new kung fu, wannabe, and we are not afraid to match swords with you in combat to the death.

              Originally posted by Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe View Post
              What does that have to do with anything? You just confused me something fierce.
              Frankly, that's not especially hard to do.

              Originally posted by Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe View Post
              I may be making headway. Or not, but it's a learning experience. I am trying to enhance my patience by going to a hostile environment and converse about different subjects.
              I, too, see this as a learning experience, and I'd like to know more about this Shinto warrior training. For example, would you please explain how your constant whining enhances your patience?

              Originally posted by Toxicroak View Post
              Like why would you think that, I see alot of racist comments, thats not the was of the holy spirit, its just more hate.....
              That is absolutely true. Racism isn't the way of the Holy Spirit, He has an entirely different role to fill. Only God the Father and Jesus judge people on the basis of their race:

              Thus saith the LORD, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt: And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts. And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of Egypt, such as there was none like it, nor shall be like it any more. But against any of the children of Israel shall not a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the LORD doth put a difference between the Egyptians and Israel. Exodus 11:4-7

              And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs. Matthew 15:22-26

              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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              • Toxicroak
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • May 2008
                • 4

                #67
                Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                I thank and respect you for seeing my point sir. I usually get flames for speaking my mind, I need more dicipline in that section.

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                • Toxicroak
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • May 2008
                  • 4

                  #68
                  Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                  Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                  We don't all need to call you whiny. It's obvious to everyone who bothers to read your posts that you are whiny.

                  We have invented a new kung fu, wannabe, and we are not afraid to match swords with you in combat to the death.

                  Frankly, that's not especially hard to do.

                  I, too, see this as a learning experience, and I'd like to know more about this Shinto warrior training. For example, would you please explain how your constant whining enhances your patience?

                  That is absolutely true. Racism isn't the way of the Holy Spirit, He has an entirely different role to fill. Only God the Father and Jesus judge people on the basis of their race:

                  Thus saith the LORD, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt: And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts. And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of Egypt, such as there was none like it, nor shall be like it any more. But against any of the children of Israel shall not a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the LORD doth put a difference between the Egyptians and Israel. Exodus 11:4-7

                  And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs. Matthew 15:22-26
                  I thank and respect you for seeing my point sir. I usually get flames for speaking my mind, I need more dicipline in that section.

                  "Oh sorry for the repost I hit enter to soon, and forgot to quote."

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                  • Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe
                    Unsaved Trash whiney fake chink
                     
                    • May 2008
                    • 83

                    #69
                    Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                    I've gotta tell you, that was a pointless argument. you invented a new kung fu to match against swords or whatever? First off, I live in Philadelphia. You would actually come to Philly from Iowa or wherever you are located to match this new "kung fu" against me? cause I am not going to be coming out to Iowa any time soon.

                    And to be honest, Ahimaaz, my patience is being enhanced by people like you. The juvenile childish people who have nothing better to do than call people names, because they won't "give up their heathenistic ways" or whatever.
                    People want to sit there and say end racism, right. Why not sit there and act on ending intolerance

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #70
                      Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                      Originally posted by Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe View Post
                      I've gotta tell you, that was a pointless argument. you invented a new kung fu to match against swords or whatever? First off, I live in Philadelphia. You would actually come to Philly from Iowa or wherever you are located to match this new "kung fu" against me? cause I am not going to be coming out to Iowa any time soon.

                      And to be honest, Ahimaaz, my patience is being enhanced by people like you. The juvenile childish people who have nothing better to do than call people names, because they won't "give up their heathenistic ways" or whatever.
                      Friend,

                      You fear of Brother Ahimaaz is understandable. He was the Iowa state Sword fighting Champion for three years in a row. However that is beside the point. The point is YOU and Jesus.

                      Jesus called you here for a reason friend. Don't you want to be called "Jesus Warrior Wannabe" in you hearts of hearts?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe
                        Unsaved Trash whiney fake chink
                         
                        • May 2008
                        • 83

                        #71
                        Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                        Bobby Joe, I fear no one. Not even the gods. Call me what you will, but your "sword fighting champion" does not scare me. And as for Jesus, all I was ever told about him taught me he was cool. but at the same time, he was whiny as well. The only time he showed he had a pair was when he went off in the marketplace. Judge not or yee shall be judged.
                        People want to sit there and say end racism, right. Why not sit there and act on ending intolerance

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                        • Star Finder
                          Rock Worshipper
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1092

                          #72
                          Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                          Tell me Shinty,

                          Do you have goats in Japan?

                          SF
                          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                          • Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe
                            Unsaved Trash whiney fake chink
                             
                            • May 2008
                            • 83

                            #73
                            Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                            why do you ask that? Are you trying to set me up for a smart ass comment or something?
                            People want to sit there and say end racism, right. Why not sit there and act on ending intolerance

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                            • Star Finder
                              Rock Worshipper
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1092

                              #74
                              Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                              No no, I am interested in seeing if it will be possible for the good people of Landover to save your blackend soul.

                              Mine is too far gone, unfortunately.
                              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #75
                                Re: Curious as to why my name was changed

                                Originally posted by Shinto_Warrior_Wannabe View Post
                                Bobby Joe, I fear no one. Not even the gods. Call me what you will, but your "sword fighting champion" does not scare me. And as for Jesus, all I was ever told about him taught me he was cool. but at the same time, he was whiny as well. The only time he showed he had a pair was when he went off in the marketplace. Judge not or yee shall be judged.
                                Friend,

                                Jesus almost killed everything on the planet during The Flood. Is that “pair” big enough for you? In the last month the Lord has killed over 200,000 godless heathens in Asia for all their martial arts. GLORY! When Our Loving Savior is cleaning house like this do you really want to be on His shit list?

                                Make the right choice friend before The Lord sends one of His warrior angels to bring His judgment.

                                PS It is all right to admit you are afraid of Brother Smith’s sword. Frankly as a TRUE Christian™ I can not stand people pretending.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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