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  • #1

    Hello! + a question

    Hello! I'm Craig, from Scotland.

    I believe whole-heartedly that there is a God. It's kind of impossible for me to stop believing since it was drilled into me when I was young.
    I actually became Christian when i was around 7 (I think, it was a long time ago)

    I went to church every Sunday starting from when I was 7. I went to a church called Flemington Hallside Parish Church. I know, "parish" not "baptist". However, when I was 12 my friend and his family (the coolest Christians in the world) brought me along to their baptist church. i went for about 3 years there but, when the snotty church elders became corrupt they decided to change church. However, they were my ride so i'm now stuck with a choice of paying to get a taxi there (its a long way so i can't afford that every Sunday) or go back to Flemmington.

    As for the question, i was wondering, since a lot of animals which, in Leviticus, are considered unclean to touch are kept as pets and im sure a lot of them have died on the operating table with a vet's hands inside of them; Considering that vet is not touching the animal's carcass is he now unclean?

    Finally, I know I'm Scottish and therefore bound for hell because I'm not part of the far superior American race, you don't have to tell me that.

    tl;dr Hello American overlords! posting this from my cave in Scotland.
    Romans 12:14 ~ "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."
    Isaiah 54:17 ~ No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello! + a question

    *now (instead of "not") sorry, I'm from Scotland, the education system here, while leaps and bounds better than england's, is still no where near the level of America. You should be amazed i can even write at all!
    Romans 12:14 ~ "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."
    Isaiah 54:17 ~ No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello! + a question

      Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! What is your favorite Bible verse? Through which section of His Word does the Good LORD speak to your soul with the most passion?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello! + a question

        Hello there Craig, and welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll have the good taste to endeavor to speak American here and not phglemish, or whatever Irish dialect you speak. And if I ever catch you (or any male over the age of 21) wearing a dress (I know you people wear them constantly) while posting on God's favorite forum, I'll have your guts for garters.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Hello! + a question

          Welcome Craig. You know, Jesus dies on the Cross for your sins! Don't you think being inconvenienced by a few hundred kilometers is nothing in comparison?

          Stop be so cheap and selfish. I know that is how all scotch are but please try to do something for Jesus.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello! + a question

            Just be greatful that the Lord has Blessed you with good health and even though you are in Scotland and not America you should just be greatful you have a chance to Serve him and spread his Word!.

            However, they were my ride so i'm now stuck with a choice of paying to get a taxi there (its a long way so i can't afford that every Sunday) or go back to Flemmington.
            It doesn't matter how far away it is, if it is the only place you can go and you think it is the place for you then you should Pray to the Lord and ask him for help and He will always provide a way.

            If it was the place I would go to Worship him then I would walk as far as I must to get to that church to Worship Him be it 1 mile or 100.

            It will show how Devoted you are to the Lord and he will recognise it!.

            YIC

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            • #7
              Re: Hello! + a question

              Welcome to Landover Baptist Church Craig-Duncan.

              I was wondering if you could tell us a little about how the Scottish separatist movement is going over there right now. It seems to me it's about time to divorce yourselves from the UK being that it is being overtaken by the mooselimbs and is likely to become a caliphate in the near future. I also saw that movie "Braveheart" starring Mel Gibson about William Wallace. Every time I see it my blood starts to boil - pretty inspiring (I might even have a little Scottish blood in me).

              I just the other day saw one of those documentaries about the mooselimb towel heads - I don't know how anyone tolerates that caterwauling emanating from their mosques five times a day. It occurred to me that blasting away with some of that intolerable bagpipe music just might make them pack up and move away.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #8
                Re: Hello! + a question

                Thanks all for your words of welcome, God bless! I took your advice this morning and walked all the way to the church. Sore legs are a small price to pay to worship The Lord!

                And as for my favourite bible verse, I'd have to say Romans 12:14
                "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."

                I'll try my hardest to be understandable and to be honest, kilts are far too warm for me to wear; all those layers of tartan I'm surprised Scottish men's private parts haven't melted off!!

                The Scottish independence referendum is quite a heated subject in fact. My view is on the one hand, I wanna leave because, well, it's the English, I'm sure you Americans can understand that! But at the same time, it would be embarrassing if we failed and ended up like Greece!

                Thank you for your warm welcome! I feel closer to God already!
                Romans 12:14 ~ "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."
                Isaiah 54:17 ~ No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello! + a question

                  Originally posted by Craig-Duncan View Post
                  ...kilts are far too warm for me to wear; all those layers of tartan I'm surprised Scottish men's private parts haven't melted off!!
                  Is a kilt that little school girl outfit that young men prance around in over there? What could possibly cause such heat in a skirt? I mean, there's certainly lots of heavy sin-stopping underwear beneath... Right? Please do elaborate. Private prayer cam if needed (I'll take care of the fees).

                  Eagerly Accepting What Our Blood Soaked Savior Is Giving,
                  Harry Lester
                  Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                  -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello! + a question

                    Yes, they are those little school girl outfits and they appear, from a distance, to be just a regular shirt. But this is a ruse. They are the most uncomfortable item of clothing to ever be thought up. Thing of it as a half-inch thick sheet of wool wrapped around your waist 3 times. I wore underwear to avoid exposing myself to innocent passers by, of course, but that extra layer nearly killed me.

                    Yet another reason, as if you need another, to never, ever wear the Scottish lady/man skirt.
                    Romans 12:14 ~ "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."
                    Isaiah 54:17 ~ No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello! + a question

                      What makes me laugh is that tartan was invented by the English. Back when the scotch where battling their most hated enemy, the scotch, to a social, economic and cultural stand still they have yet to recover from.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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