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  • JagGillarDu
    Unsaved trash, filthy foreign queer
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2013
    • 1
    #1

    I need help:(

    Hello!

    I am a homosexual person. I can't help it. I just get horny when I see men. I masturbate to men! What do I need to do?
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: I need help

      Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! As with everything, the Word of God has an answer to your problems!

      If your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it from you.
      It is better for you to enter life with one eye, than to have two eyes and be cast into the fiery hell.
      Matthew 18:9


      In any case, what church do you attend, and what is your very favorite Bible verse?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: I need help

          Originally posted by JagGillarDu View Post
          Hello!

          I am a homosexual person. I can't help it. I just get horny when I see men. I masturbate to men! What do I need to do?
          The first thing to know is that God in Heaven, Lord of all things wants you to die.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

          But the good news is that all you have to do to not go to Hell with all the murderers, paedophiles and most rapists is to repent you filthy gaywise ways and chose not to find the bottoms of muscular young men attractive!

          Coming here is the first step in finding the conditional love of Jesus and to pray away the gay!

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: I need help

              Originally posted by JagGillarDu View Post
              Hello!

              I am a homosexual person. I can't help it. I just get horny when I see men. I masturbate to men! What do I need to do?
              Jesus called you here in the nick of time. What part of the world do you live in, Jag? We need to get you to an Independent Baptist Church TODAY!

              In the mean time, I will refer you to my thread on how to stop masturbation HERE.

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Youth Minister Harry
                  Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 832
                  #5
                  Re: I need help

                  What a sickly, weak, sad specimen you are. In the right hands, I firmly believe your vile temptations can be beaten and punished out of you, because God loves you. Remember, when God punishes you, it hurts you the worst because He loves you so much. You are sick.. Just sick and nasty filthy dirty! A dirty little sinner!

                  By the way, how old are you? Can you travel? A/S/L





                  .
                  Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                  -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050
                      #6
                      Re: I need help

                      Stay away from my family.
                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                        • Irinka the repentant jewess
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 359
                          #7
                          Re: I need help

                          Originally posted by JagGillarDu View Post
                          Hello!

                          I am a homosexual person. I can't help it. I just get horny when I see men. I masturbate to men! What do I need to do?
                          Hi. Quite frankly, you don't sound like you want help. You come across as someone who is satisfied with who and what they are, and someone who is simply setting up a "gotcha" game for themselves. It is like you want to mock folks who disagree with you.
                          The sad thing is, you really DO need help, from God Himself, but you will not get it until you REALLY WANT it for yourself and truly REALIZE THE PRECARIOUSNESS of your current position. Check out these Scriptures: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27,
                          1 Corinthians 6:9-11, for starters.
                          Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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