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  • april_RN
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    • Jun 2013
    • 27
    #16
    Re: introduction

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Welcome to God's favorite forum. What part of Finland are you from? And how do you pronounce that last name? Does it rhyme with "run?"

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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    Pastor Ezekiel, I wouldn't dream of being disrespectful..ever. I am not from Finland I am actually from Ohio and RN stands for registered nurse, sorry for the confusion sir.
    Rom 6:12-13
    Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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      • april_RN
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        • Jun 2013
        • 27
        #17
        Re: introduction

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Don't be frightened, dear! The Holy Bible won't bite. Simply read it, word for word, and believe it, word for word! It's not so complicated, you know. Why, even my three year old can read and understand parts of the beautiful King James Version. If you have any questions when you get to a part that confuses you, you can bring it here and get a guaranteed True Christian™ answer.

        Thankyou Sister, I appreciate that its just I guess I get confused because there are so many people, mainly the people in my church I suppose telling me this means this and then other so nook it actually means this and I get so worried I am understanding it incorrectly and I don't want to go to hell! I want to be with my Lord worshiping Him for all eternity. And my fiance was born and raised catholic and I tried sitting down with him tonight and showing him the sermon of Pastor Ezekiel's and talking with him about it but I'm afraid he wont come around...please pray for us, his name is Aaron
        Rom 6:12-13
        Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #18
            Re: introduction

            Originally posted by april_RN View Post
            Thankyou Sister, I appreciate that its just I guess I get confused because there are so many people, mainly the people in my church I suppose telling me this means this and then other so nook it actually means this and I get so worried I am understanding it incorrectly and I don't want to go to hell! I want to be with my Lord worshiping Him for all eternity. And my fiance was born and raised catholic and I tried sitting down with him tonight and showing him the sermon of Pastor Ezekiel's and talking with him about it but I'm afraid he wont come around...please pray for us, his name is Aaron
            I will be happy to pray for poor Aaron's immortal soul. May the LORD pry open his stubborn, willful heart with a holy crow-bar, and push His way in, just like He did for Saul/Paul!

            If you must attend the Roman cult with your husband, I would suggest you stand up straight and tall and hold your Holy Bible high and shout out the actual words of the Holy Bible when the readers or the priest/molester reads them at the front. Don't be afraid to rebuke Satan when they whip out the crackers and booze. I'll even pray one day you'll find the courage to tip over their "font" in the front like I did! Praise Jesus, I saved a whole congregation from messing around with what they thought was magic water! And the little boy upon whom the marble font fell would be able to walk again if only his parents had allowed him to know the real LORD and pray to Jesus, and not Mary. I can't believe how cruel they are, but God's glory will not be thwarted!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Mary Thompson
                True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2013
                • 653
                #19
                Re: introduction

                Welcome April, to God's chosen forum. I hate to think that a God-fearing girl like you has to attend Cathlick Church. I will pray that your husband shall reconsider.
                YIC
                Mary Thompson.
                Thinking of Abortion?
                That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                  • april_RN
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                    • Jun 2013
                    • 27
                    #20
                    Re: introduction

                    Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                    Welcome April, to God's chosen forum. I hate to think that a God-fearing girl like you has to attend Cathlick Church. I will pray that your husband shall reconsider.
                    YIC
                    Mary Thompson.
                    Thank you sister, Lord knows I need all the prayers I can get
                    Rom 6:12-13
                    Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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                      • april_RN
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                        • Jun 2013
                        • 27
                        #21
                        Re: introduction

                        I opted to not go to mass this morning, I find myself asking a lot of questions Mary I read my Bible last night, while there were some things I couldn't understand with the old English...there was much more that I did understand...thank you for the encouragement and support! !!
                        Rom 6:12-13
                        Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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                          • april_RN
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                            • Jun 2013
                            • 27
                            #22
                            Apologizing

                            Dr. Niles gave me an infraction for what I said about that lady's chest hanging out, I thought I was right in what I was doing but I was completely wrong instead of saying what I said I should have said
                            and why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brotthers eye ht considerest not the beam that is in thine eye? And ofcourse this applies to myself as well which is why I was wrong for what I said
                            Rom 6:12-13
                            Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775
                                #23
                                Re: Apologizing

                                Originally posted by april_RN View Post
                                Dr. Niles gave me an infraction for what I said about that lady's chest hanging out, I thought I was right in what I was doing but I was completely wrong instead of saying what I said I should have said
                                and why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brotthers eye ht considerest not the beam that is in thine eye? And ofcourse this applies to myself as well which is why I was wrong for what I said
                                Cat fights are rather unbecoming, don't you think? Why not focus on the LORD, and how you can please Him instead?

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                  • april_RN
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                                    • Jun 2013
                                    • 27
                                    #24
                                    Re: Apologizing

                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                    Cat fights are rather unbecoming, don't you think? Why not focus on the LORD, and how you can please Him instead?

                                    I agree i wasn't really trying to start a cat fight, I just thought it ironic
                                    Rom 6:12-13
                                    Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #25
                                        Re: Apologizing

                                        Originally posted by april_RN View Post
                                        I agree i wasn't really trying to start a cat fight, I just thought it ironic
                                        Perhaps you'd like to extend an apology to Dr. Niles for dragging his respected name through the cat-fight arena.

                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • april_RN
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                                            • Jun 2013
                                            • 27
                                            #26
                                            Re: introduction

                                            I just wanted to clarify in case anyone misunderstood me....I was not complaining for the infarction I received I was publicly apologizing for it, and I even contacted Dr. Niles and thanked him for the correction. Just wanted everyone to be on the same page
                                            Rom 6:12-13
                                            Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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                                              • april_RN
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                                                • Jun 2013
                                                • 27
                                                #27
                                                Re: Apologizing

                                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                Perhaps you'd like to extend an apology to Dr. Niles for dragging his respected name through the cat-fight arena.

                                                I think maybe you misunderstood me I wasn't complaining I was apologizing and admitting my fault ..
                                                Rom 6:12-13
                                                Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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                                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 23775
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: introduction

                                                    I see.

                                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 22374
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Apologizing

                                                        Originally posted by april_RN View Post
                                                        Dr. Niles gave me an infraction for what I said about that lady's chest hanging out, I thought I was right in what I was doing but I was completely wrong instead of saying what I said I should have said and why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brotthers eye ht considerest not the beam that is in thine eye? And ofcourse this applies to myself as well which is why I was wrong for what I said
                                                        I am glad to see you admit to being wrong and to see you apologizing about it. I am still waiting for Obama to apologize for ruining America.

                                                        Now go study your Bible and make Jesus proud!
                                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                          • april_RN
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                                                            • Jun 2013
                                                            • 27
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Apologizing

                                                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                            I am glad to see you admit to being wrong and to see you apologizing about it. I am still waiting for Obama to apologize for ruining America.

                                                            Now go study your Bible and make Jesus proud!
                                                            Yes sir, thankyou
                                                            Rom 6:12-13
                                                            Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof. Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God.

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