Hi I'm Herbert

[Herbert_Greene]

Hi everyone.
my name is Herbert Greene. I am a devoted lover of Christ and have no time for abominations against god. The holy bible is law, fact and we must obey it.

Glory to him!

Praise the Lord!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

Hi everyone.
my name is Herbert Greene. I am a devoted lover of Christ and have no time for abominations against god. The holy bible is law, fact and we must obey it.

Glory to him!

Praise the Lord!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Herbert. I would admonish you to show some respect and properly capitalize words like "God" and "Holy Bible."

Now please tell us about yourself. Which Independent Baptist Church do you attend in Desmond? Who is your Pastor, and what are some of his best sermons? How old are you? How many sons has your wife given you? Let us get to know you, Herbert.

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[Des]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

Greetings, friend. What church do you attend, how many soldiers have you sired for Jesus, and what is your favorite Bible passage?

Glory!

[Jo Freddie]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Herbert. I would admonish you to show some respect and properly capitalize words like "God" and "Holy Bible."

I think he may be a Cat-O-Lick!

Are you a Cat-O-Lick Herbert? If not, what is your favorite type of Pasta?

[Herbert_Greene]

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not a Cat-O-lick. they worship satan, I worship GOD.

my apologies for not using the correct capitalization.

I attend the Boone road community baptist church. I am 41 years old.
My wife has blessed me with 6 children. 4 sons and 2 daughters.

favorite bible passages:
Jeremiah 32:17
Proverbs 16:4
Corinthians 6:9-11
John 3:16 (of course)

Exodus 20:3
Corinthians 10:14

as I teach my kids, Genesis to Revelations = SALVATION.

I have been a part of a group of baptists from Oklahoma called "Soldiers of Mercy" we went to Asia to try and convert Mohammedans and Chink Buddhists to Christ. It is a war zone over there. complete hell hole. We are planning a trip to the Flip-pines soon to battle the ungodly satan worshiper Catholics and Mohams there. That is an Island in desperate need of TRUE Christianity.


Praise GOD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I find no "Desmond, Oklahoma," nor do I find a "Boone road community Baptist Church."

And words like "Baptist" need to be capitalized.

Who are you really?

[Herbert_Greene]

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Again my humble apologies.

we are 50 miles west of Tulsa. its pretty rural. I am not surprised you didn't find it on the map. Modern maps are inaccurate. I also was unable to find Freehold Iowa.
we are a community of around 6,000. all God loving people.

[Jo Freddie]

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not a Cat-O-lick.

Then what is your favorite type of Noodle/Pasta?

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I dont eat pasta. I ate spaghetti once when I was younger.
I eat Steaks mostly.
We eat a lot of deer in my house as I regularly go hunting with my Sons.

[Jo Freddie]

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I dont eat pasta.

But Pasta is a gift from Our Lord!

[Herbert_Greene]

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I don't recall anything in The Bible regarding Pasta as a gift from God.

[Jo Freddie]

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I don't recall anything in The Bible regarding Pasta as a gift from God.

It says in The Gospel.

That midget, however, was goddamn noisy. The FSM couldn't deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, "Here's an idea... why don't you collect the semolina, rice, and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That's what it's there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful.

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

Genesis 9:3
Genesis 27:3

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't recall anything in The Bible regarding Pasta as a gift from God.

Pay no attention to that drunken godmocker. He's been deluded into believing that Salvation can be found in a bowl of macaroni. Ignore him.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

Genesis 9:3
Genesis 27:3

So go forth and have some Spaghetti with venison meatballs garnished with some herbs fresh from the garden.

You see Our Lord speaks to us though many religious text.
Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.