Once marooned; again marching for Jesus

[Haywood Beasley]

It is a shame that one must hunt so hard to find such a bastion of religious enlightenment fellow worshippers... I am able now, to joyously proclaim my struggle ending at such a glorious oasis in this vapid sea of godlessness and temptation (Obama/Justin Beiber/The Gays). I have toiled adrift, amongst sin and the devil himself fellow brothers and sisters. My humble aspirations are only to further my pursuit of faith and spreading the word of THE LORD.

In modern times it is a struggle to serve in the army of THE LORD . With those around us falling victim to temptations and the way of satan every day. I recently heard of Paula Deen herself falling victim to Satan/Jew media and could not believe these are the times we are living in. We must band together and move forward. I look forward to marching on in this crusade of THE LORD in good company

This moment reminds me of an oldie but a goody:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Psalms 23:4

[John Creeser]

Re: Once marooned; again marching for Jesus

Hello Mr. Beasley,

I was happy to read your introduction! That is rare, for me.

Tell us many soldiers for Christ your wife has born? Do you hunt with a rifle or bow?

[Haywood Beasley]

Re: Once marooned; again marching for Jesus

John,

My guns come before my children simply because they are not burdened by the devil's curse of original sin. Those shameless heathens of the womb must prove themselves to advert their fate far from the helldoom of satan .

That being said JoEllen has filled our roster abundantly:

• Nehemiah
• Samuel
• Ester
• Zechariah

Thankfully the satanical and deviant philandering my SLUT wife was involved in, (before being converted and reborn by yours truly), did not result in any bastard children. The LORD works in great ways and made sure no illegitimate offspring came of that .

In other related news I have recently discovered my children hiding a truly unholy and cursed piece of literature of liberal faggot sympathizers... Would you believe I caught them with a copy of of the New International Version of the Holy Bible!? I have been at such a loss for how to punish them appropriately and have taken to referring to them only as "hellspawn" until I can administer corrective punishment. For now I have replaced all our home reading material with copies of the KJV1611.



I look forward to hearing from other community members on what punishments are best recommended for such an affront against the LORD.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Once marooned; again marching for Jesus

Welcome, Mr. Beasley! I'm sure whatever discipline the Holy Spirit lays upon your heart to administer will be swift and just! You sound like an enthusiastic Soldier for Christ, and that's always encouraging and inspiring to hear! Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums.

[Jo Freddie]

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I have been at such a loss for how to punish them appropriately and have taken to referring to them only as "hellspawn" until I can administer corrective punishment.

Sounds like we have another one who is having trouble getting Proverbs 22:6. to work.

Oh well, Mr Beasley, what is your favourite Pasta?

[Haywood Beasley]

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Oh well, Mr Beasley, what is your favourite Pasta?

I am not falling for your trap you godless heathen. Every well educated Christian knows that pasta is a false idol. Furthermore pasta is an endorsement of modern Italians whom we can also credit for their support of soccer, obviously a sport for the gays, and those hell-bound "fashionistas".

I will answer your question with another:

What is your favourite way to burn in hell?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Once marooned; again marching for Jesus

god

LOOK ZEKIE BOY HE SPELT GOD WITH A LOWER-CASE G

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Once marooned; again marching for Jesus

LOOK ZEKIE BOY HE SPELT GOD WITH A LOWER-CASE G

Look, Mommy, Johnny was naughty and spilled your perfume in the living room!

[Haywood Beasley]

Re: Once marooned; again marching for Jesus

ALERT ALERT



Incoming KJV1611-o-gram:

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. John 8:7

A repentant jewess and pasta-sympathizer are the last of whom I would expect to cast stones.

In any case I am thankful for the presence of both of you in these forums. I like to be challenged with Jesus-blocks from time to time to keep my praydar sharp. It is important to keep sharp your ability to detect moral deviants.

[Jo Freddie]

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A repentant jewess and pasta-sympathizer are the last of whom I would expect to cast stones.

Stones, who is throwing stones? I never hurled so much as a pepple, what about you Repellent? Have you been tossing things at Beastly?

[AtheistDemonBuffoon]

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I am not falling for your trap you godless heathen. Every well educated Christian knows that pasta is a false idol. Furthermore pasta is an endorsement of modern Italians whom we can also credit for their support of soccer, obviously a sport for the gays, and those hell-bound "fashionistas".

I will answer your question with another:

What is your favourite way to burn in hell?

There's only one way to burn.
By burning.
Idiot.