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Really, FAG RIGHTS? The court is obviously ran by special needs people. 
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Dear, this is the Introductions Forum.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Ooops!
Sorry Ma'am. Should I delete it?
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Just go to the Introduction forum and follow the instructions.Originally posted by PaulnotSaul View PostOoops! Sorry Ma'am. Should I delete it?
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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No, it's okay young man. I know when I was again a normal person after I abandoned my choice to be queer, I was quite enthusiastical in posting any and all examples of the horrors of state-sanctioned sodomy and wickedness.Originally posted by PaulnotSaul View PostOoops! Sorry Ma'am. Should I delete it?
For the record, our beloved Pastor Peters has addressed the issue here. Feel free to witness against the disasters that will befall our country in that thread, if we do not soon have a man of God in the White House to align us with the healthy truth and law of the KJV1611 Holy Bible rather than secular heathenism.
But now, let's make the rest of this thread about you, your testimony of which filthy sin brought you to your knees in front of Jesus and why you love Him more than this insignificant mortal life.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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God's viewOriginally posted by PaulnotSaul View PostReally, FAG RIGHTS? The court is obviously ran by special needs people.Thoughts?
4. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.Posted via Pasta
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Thanks everyone for telling me what I needed to do. I can't get over how nice this church is!
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This must be some definition of "nice" I have not come across before.Originally posted by PaulnotSaul View PostThanks everyone for telling me what I needed to do. I can't get over how nice this church is!Posted via Pasta
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Shut your festering god, pirate. I don't know why you're here anyway! I'm sure I banned you weeks ago!Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Dear Paul;
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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My God is not festering, He stays permanently fresh, as it the nature of a true God.Originally posted by Zekie Boy View Post
So you did, I keep forgetting I can't post anymore.Originally posted by Zekie Boy View PostI don't know why you're here anyway! I'm sure I banned you weeks ago!Posted via Pasta
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Hi, Manicotti, so why are you here? What is it you really want to accomplish by posting here? Is this a game of some kind? Because people here take their faith very seriously and going out of your way to offend them the way you are doing is, quite frankly, mean and insensitive. What is your purpose? You know, God is a just and unbiased Judge and He IS watching you... Proverbs 15:3.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostJoshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".Comment
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It's insecure. As are all that hate God. They only get to sleep at night with dreams of filth and wickedness that makes Jesus weep.Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
Pay it no attention, and please do not feed it. It is like fecal coliform bacteria; you do not want to have anything to do with it.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Yes Sir! Thanks!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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To spread The Gospel so other can know the truth about God(Pasta Be Upon Him)Originally posted by Irinka the repellent View PostI know and I live my life by His teachings.Originally posted by Irinka the repellent View Post
Well He is watching some of the time, He is not actually quite as OCD as you seem to think He is.Posted via Pasta
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