Hello all!

[NukeWithG]

Hello everyone!
I'm an atheist and I will very probably not change my worldview unless you've got very good evidence to back yourself (no, quoting bible verses is not good evidence). However I ask that I'm not banned from these forums because I can think rationally and I like argjuing about religiouus things, and I think that I can provide you with something to pounce your thougts off of, similar to when you use the "devil's advocate" technique when planning a debate (please read up on devil's advocate before accusing me of satanism)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello all!

Friend, all anyone cares about is how you put Gods Word into your day to day actions. We have ZERO interest in hearing how being an athiest makes you feel free or any other hippy dippy things.
Gods way or the Highway, pal.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello all!

Hello everyone!

Hello, friend.

Please tell us more, like how many cats have you sacrificed for Satan this week? What is new in the Darwin Rulz Manifesto? And what kind of wet dreams have you recently had about servicing your god Richard Dawkins? Spare no details, please!

I'm an atheist and I will very probably not change my worldview unless you've got very good evidence to back yourself (no, quoting bible verses is not good evidence).

I have no doubt you will not change your views. Satanists exist because their minds have been corrupted by the King of Darkness. If the Holy Spirit doesn't prick your heart, you'll be the same old you (headed to hell) and that's that. But I do hope I'm wrong. Maybe there is at least a chance you can brought to The Light™.

FYI, we use the soundest and best evidence of all--the King James Bible. It explains everything, like how God set up the firmament, how he set up the earth on pillars (see Job 9:6; I Sam 2:8), and where we come from. You'd do well to read it!

However I ask that I'm not banned from these forums because I can think rationally and I like argjuing about religiouus things, and I think that I can provide you with something to pounce your thougts off of, similar to when you use the "devil's advocate" technique when planning a debate (please read up on devil's advocate before accusing me of satanism)

My good man, if denying what is right in front of you (i.e. God) is rational, we'd rather be "irrational." You atheists sure are a riot!

P.S. We don't like to argue. We don't want to argue. We want to hear about Jesus Christ our Maker and see sausage-suckers like you who oppose Him come up empty every time. You've already lost, but go on and keep trying to beat King Jesus if you want. It's good entertainment.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello all!

Hello everyone!
I'm an atheist and I will very probably not change my worldview unless you've got very good evidence to back yourself (no, quoting bible verses is not good evidence). However I ask that I'm not banned from these forums because I can think rationally and I like argjuing about religiouus things, and I think that I can provide you with something to pounce your thougts off of, similar to when you use the "devil's advocate" technique when planning a debate (please read up on devil's advocate before accusing me of satanism)

I just don't understand why you atheists insist on coming to our humble website just to spout your hate.

We already know that you people hate Jesus and His conditional love. What more can you say?

I know that this will fall on deaf ears but don't you think it is time to let go of your hate and embrace Jesus?

Do you really want to spen all of eternity in endless torment for spitting in the Jesus' crying face?

God Bless

[Herbert_Greene]

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I don't know if its just me but
doesn't "Devil's advocate" mean Satan sympathizer?
Isn't that the same as Satan follower or Satan Worshiper?


I sure do hope you find Jesus soon!
lest you burn in Hell for all eternity.

Praise GOD!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello all!

Is something causing the vowel keys to stick on your keyboard?

Please do not think anyone here requires pouncing.

Christians do not pounce.

NukeWithG
re: Hello all!
Hello everyone!
I'm an atheist and I will very probably not change my worldview unless you've got very good evidence to back yourself (no, quoting bible verses is not good evidence). However I ask that I'm not banned from these forums because I can think rationally and I like argjuing about religiouus things, and I think that I can provide you with something to pounce etc.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello all!

Hello everyone!
I'm an atheist and I will very probably not change my worldview unless you've got very good evidence to back yourself (no, quoting bible verses is not good evidence). However I ask that I'm not banned from these forums because I can think rationally and I like argjuing about religiouus things, and I think that I can provide you with something to pounce your thougts off of, similar to when you use the "devil's advocate" technique when planning a debate (please read up on devil's advocate before accusing me of satanism)

Friend, if you reject the conditional love of Jesus, no amount of evidence will be satisfactory to you. Likewise, when you accept Him, no amount of evidence is necessary!

[MitzaLizalor]

Half life

Friend, if you reject the conditional love of Jesus, no amount of evidence will be satisfactory to you. Likewise, when you accept Him, no amount of evidence is necessary!

The atheist lives but half a life. Rejecting Jesus would be like rejecting a part of myself. Sort of like the LD50 test - what would it take for half of me to die? There she was in her cell, Mary Read, about to be hanged when BINGO! she pulled it off again. What a trollop! But it worked for her I suppose and Jesus works for me.

Song Of Solomon 6:3 I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he feedeth among the lilies. KJV

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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(please read up on devil's advocate before accusing me of satanism)

I didn't have to, dear friend. The term originated with the Catholic canonization process, which is not found in Scripture and in fact distorts the Biblical meaning of the word "saint," so of course it's satanic.