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Hello, I'm uzbekistan200, and I'm interested in your belief, snice I'm a muslim.
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Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!
Are you a Mr. or Mrs. Uzbekistan? Are there any little Uzbekistan children being sold as child brides, or brainwashed into thinking they should blow the faces off innocent people so they can rape 69 virgins in paradise for all eternity?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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I think Jesus has struck him dead, Sister Etheldreda.sigpic
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Mr.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostHello and welcome to our friendly forums!
Are you a Mr. or Mrs. Uzbekistan? Are there any little Uzbekistan children being sold as child brides, or brainwashed into thinking they should blow the faces off innocent people so they can rape 69 virgins in paradise for all eternity?
That's ridiculous. There isn't such thing in Uzbekistan.Comment
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Its all Jihadistan as far as I'm concerned.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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So, when are you going to blow your self up?Originally posted by uzbekistan200 View Post
how many wives do you have?
how many of your children have you strapped suicide belts to?
do you know you are going to hell?
did you know Mohammad was a homo child molester?
are you planning to fly any time soon? if so please let us know what day and what flight.
GOD BLESS!
Praise JESUS!Romans 11:33
Jeremiah 32:17
Mark 9:43
And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell,[a] to the unquenchable fire.Comment
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Hello Uzbek. Can you tell us what you believe, and why?WARNING:
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Why does all these pointless Mudslime third world countries has different names? Why can't we all just call it Arabia?Comment
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I agree. It'd make things so much easier, since all of those countries have the same fate - their Muslimp citizens will be burning in an eternal hellfire.Originally posted by Ex-Viking View PostComment
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If it wasn't for oil, instead of tacky palaces and limos, they'd still be humping camels. Haha, get it? *Humping* camels! Oh wait, nevermind.Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJVComment
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So how many virgins do you get in Uzbek "heaven"?Originally posted by uzbekistan200 View Post
Are they boys or girls let's have a look at the odious koran:
52 AT-TUR
22 And We will aid them with fruit and flesh such as they desire.
23 They shall pass therein from one to another a cup wherein there shall be nothing vain nor any sin
24 And round them shall go boys of theirs as if they were hidden pearls.
SHAKIR [Courtesy Lisa H]
76 AL-INSAN
13-14 Reclining therein on raised couches, they shall find therein neither the severe heat of the sun nor intense cold And close down upon them shall be its shadows, and its fruits shall be made near to them, being easy to reach..
19 And round about them shall go youths never altering in age; when you see them you will think them to be scattered pearls.
SHAKIR [Courtesy Lisa H]
Why do you worship idols? Come to Jesus today.Comment
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