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    My introduction

    Fav King James Bible verse: - James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

    I got to the Southern California Church of the Nazarene in Murrieta/Temecula.

    Hello,

    My name is Gary Venusaur.
    I live in Murrieta in a small house with 1 door and 2 windows.
    It also had a nice little cozy backyard with 1 tree, 2 tomato plants, 5 roses and a few other flowers and plants. I can't keep track on all of them.
    As you can see I like to keep things in mind so I'm always sure of my actions.
    I'm a perfectionist, I'm not sure either this is a good or a bad gift from God. But everything God gifted me with in this life is good. So I'm sure it's good even tho I'm not so sure.

    I hope I will be welcome in this e-family. Borthers and sisters.

    Thank you
    -Gary
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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  • #2
    Re: My introduction

    Originally posted by American Fre3d0m View Post
    Fav King James Bible verse: - James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

    I got to the Southern California Church of the Nazarene in Murrieta/Temecula.

    Hello,

    My name is Gary Venusaur.
    I live in Murrieta in a small house with 1 door and 2 windows.
    It also had a nice little cozy backyard with 1 tree, 2 tomato plants, 5 roses and a few other flowers and plants. I can't keep track on all of them.
    As you can see I like to keep things in mind so I'm always sure of my actions.
    I'm a perfectionist, I'm not sure either this is a good or a bad gift from God. But everything God gifted me with in this life is good. So I'm sure it's good even tho I'm not so sure.

    I hope I will be welcome in this e-family. Borthers and sisters.

    Thank you
    -Gary
    Welcome, my lowland friend!

    I do hope your perfectionism is focused on the word of the Lord!

    Many people chose to be afflicted with the OCD or OCDPD. I hope you are not one of those.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: My introduction

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      Welcome, my lowland friend!

      I do hope your perfectionism is focused on the word of the Lord!

      Many people chose to be afflicted with the OCD or OCDPD. I hope you are not one of those.

      YIC
      Thank you Mr. Laurence

      Yes, my whole existence has and is being focused on the word of the Lord.

      And I can assure you, I'm not one of either.
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • #4
        Re: My introduction

        Welcome to God's favorite forum. How many sons has your wife given you? What's her best pie?

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: My introduction

          Originally posted by American Fre3d0m View Post
          Thank you Mr. Laurence

          Yes, my whole existence has and is being focused on the word of the Lord.

          And I can assure you, I'm not one of either.
          Dr

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: My introduction

            Originally posted by American Fre3d0m View Post
            Fav King James Bible verse: - James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

            I got to the Southern California Church of the Nazarene in Murrieta/Temecula.

            Hello,

            My name is Gary Venusaur.
            I live in Murrieta in a small house with 1 door and 2 windows.
            It also had a nice little cozy backyard with 1 tree, 2 tomato plants, 5 roses and a few other flowers and plants. I can't keep track on all of them.
            As you can see I like to keep things in mind so I'm always sure of my actions.
            I'm a perfectionist, I'm not sure either this is a good or a bad gift from God. But everything God gifted me with in this life is good. So I'm sure it's good even tho I'm not so sure.

            I hope I will be welcome in this e-family. Borthers and sisters.

            Thank you
            -Gary
            Welcome Gary!
            Revelation 20:10
            And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown.

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            • #7
              Re: My introduction

              Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Venusaur!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: My introduction

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Welcome to God's favorite forum. How many sons has your wife given you? What's her best pie?
                Thank you.

                I have one son, His name is Jan.
                Also the best pie my wife can cook got to be apple pie.

                Gary
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • #9
                  Re: My introduction

                  Originally posted by American Fre3d0m View Post
                  Thank you.

                  I have one son, His name is Jan.
                  Also the best pie my wife can cook got to be apple pie.

                  Gary
                  Jan is a girl's name. Pies are baked, not cooked.

                  You're a foreigner, aren't you.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: My introduction

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Jan is a girl's name. Pies are baked, not cooked.

                    You're a foreigner, aren't you.
                    So very sorry pastor for not mentioning this earlier.
                    Yes I am indeed a foreigner, I come from beautiful Brazil, but after meeting my lovely wife I moved to SoCal, and have been guided by the lord always.
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • #11
                      Re: My introduction

                      Welcome to God's favorite forum!

                      Originally posted by American Fre3d0m View Post
                      It also had a nice little cozy backyard with 1 tree, 2 tomato plants, 5 roses and a few other flowers and plants.
                      Why?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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