[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Sorry, Mister Seeker, but I don't wish for you to adopt one of my kitties if you're planning on eating them.
I love each and every one of my kitties and no-one's going to be eating them.

How sad, so few people care about soul-saving my precious cats and are more interested into making them into 'Moo goo gai meow'.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Sorry, Mister Seeker, but I don't wish for you to adopt one of my kitties if you're planning on eating them.
I love each and every one of my kitties and no-one's going to be eating them.

How sad, so few people care about soul-saving my precious cats and are more interested into making them into 'Moo goo gai meow'.

I told you they would be fine! Go ahead and send some samples.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

True Pastor, they are too, gaudy to wear, but what about Siberian tiger skins as rugs? Are they suitable for True Christian™ decors? They are the largest of all living cats now the Barbary Lion is extinct, and will soon be extinct themselves, so a few skins would be quite a novelty. A few of the boys on our Landover Outpost here in the South Otago Highland region are interested in an exotic hunting trip. It bothers me a little that their main experence is with deer and boar using 30-06s. Is that rifle really adequate for tigers, or should they look to a larger caliber?

SIBERIAN TIGER RUGS? I thought that was over! Siberian tigers are so beautiful...so strong...DON'T YOU EVER HURT THEM OR I'LL MURDER YOU! I hope when your out hunting a tiger sneaks up behind you and tears your face off.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Hahaha, this is brilliant. Hey, Icky, why don't you try going into the forest to stroke some of those beautiful loving animals yourself? You might want to write out a will leaving all your worldly goods to Landover Baptist Church beforehand, just to be on the safe side.

I already did. I was face to face with a wolf when I was helping my dads friend vaccine her pups so they would'nt get sick. I did stroke her ear, yes.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Shooting Siberian tigers

True Pastor, they are too, gaudy to wear, but what about Siberian tiger skins as rugs? Are they suitable for True Christian™ decors? They are the largest of all living cats now the Barbary Lion is extinct, and will soon be extinct themselves, so a few skins would be quite a novelty. A few of the boys on our Landover Outpost here in the South Otago Highland region are interested in an exotic hunting trip. It bothers me a little that their main experence is with deer and boar using 30-06s. Is that rifle really adequate for tigers, or should they look to a larger caliber?

Sorry, I didn't see this until Icky mentioned it. My personal rifles of choice are the 300 Win Mag, 7 MM Rem Mag or 30-06 for Plains Game, and a 375 H&H or 416 Rem Mag for Buffalo. The 338 Win Mag is another great choice for Plains game, and will work very well on Lion as well. For Elephant, use the biggest rifle you can handle (or afford) like the 458 Win, 458 Lott, or 470 Nitro Express.

Most of my Siberian and White Bengal tigers were taken with a 338 Win Mag.

[Ixi]

Re: Shooting Siberian tigers

You have MORE THAN ONE TIGER?!?!?! No wonder your mind is so twisted.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

What you need is a how-to book, crazy lady. Jesus didn't care much for cats, as they are not even mentioned in the Holy Bible, so try this book:

So that you can learn how to put cats to good use:

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

What you need is a how-to book, crazy lady. Jesus didn't care much for cats, as they are not even mentioned in the Holy Bible, so try this book:

So that you can learn how to put cats to good use:

Nature made cats to hunt and live. Like we do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Nature made cats to hunt and live. Like we do.

Well, you don't really have to HUNT them. They'll come if you put out some milk. Then you just wring their neck. Not much of a hunt. And they don't live that long after that....

By the way, what is this "nature" you refer to that "makes cats"??

Do you and your sisters play "hunt the kitty" at your sheltered workshop?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I shot a lynx the other day trying to get in my chicken coop!
It's going to make dandy gloves after I get that pelt cured.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Shooting Siberian tigers

You have MORE THAN ONE TIGER?!?!?! No wonder your mind is so twisted.

I have a dead one too, like a rug, in front of my fireplace. And the head of another mounted above it.
But, I also have a living one.
And if you convert to Jesus I will let you meet him, he don't bite, I promise.
No pressure though, don't think being a Christian is about doing cool things or living extravagantly.
No, it is about worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ. Praise Him!

As for hunting, I like to hunt elephant with my Rucni Top 20mm.
It's very good for the open spaces found in Africa.
For most other game I'll stick to my SR-25 or Steyr .50

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

SIBERIAN TIGER RUGS? I thought that was over!

I'd have to agree with you there; when speaking of the Siberian Tiger Al made his rug out of, the past tense is the correct one to use.

Siberian tigers are so beautiful...so strong...DON'T YOU EVER HURT THEM OR I'LL MURDER YOU! I hope when your out hunting a tiger sneaks up behind you and tears your face off.

So killing animals is beyond the pale, but MURDERING HUMANS is fine and dandy? I never cease to marvel at your twisted moral codes.

By the way, bad news for animal lovers everywhere: The successor state to the USSR has banned the use of Chinee cat and dog fur. This means that now, instead of buying fake panda fur made out of chink cat skin, we'll have to start buying the real thing instead. I hope you're happy.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Well, you don't really have to HUNT them. They'll come if you put out some milk. Then you just wring their neck. Not much of a hunt. And they don't live that long after that....

By the way, what is this "nature" you refer to that "makes cats"??

Do you and your sisters play "hunt the kitty" at your sheltered workshop?

I got lots of Cats outside my house in my Tree but I guess I could manage a few more.
Pastor Ezekiel is quite correct, you don't even have to hunt the little Critters.
Anyone wanna come and see?

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

What are you talking about? We don't hunt cats!

[Talitha]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

What are you talking about? We don't hunt cats!

That's exactly the point we are making!
No actual hunting is needed.
Bowl of milk, purr purr purr, SNAP!! Dinner.

Well done Ixi, you are learning.