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  • Crazy Cat Lady
    Unsaved Trash
     
    • Nov 2006
    • 51

    #61
    Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

    Sorry, Mister Seeker, but I don't wish for you to adopt one of my kitties if you're planning on eating them.
    I love each and every one of my kitties and no-one's going to be eating them.

    How sad, so few people care about soul-saving my precious cats and are more interested into making them into 'Moo goo gai meow'.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #62
      Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

      Originally posted by Crazy Cat Lady View Post
      Sorry, Mister Seeker, but I don't wish for you to adopt one of my kitties if you're planning on eating them.
      I love each and every one of my kitties and no-one's going to be eating them.

      How sad, so few people care about soul-saving my precious cats and are more interested into making them into 'Moo goo gai meow'.
      I told you they would be fine! Go ahead and send some samples.
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      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Ixi
        Wretched Unsaved Goth
        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
        • Sep 2006
        • 844

        #63
        Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
        True Pastor, they are too, gaudy to wear, but what about Siberian tiger skins as rugs? Are they suitable for True Christian™ decors? They are the largest of all living cats now the Barbary Lion is extinct, and will soon be extinct themselves, so a few skins would be quite a novelty. A few of the boys on our Landover Outpost here in the South Otago Highland region are interested in an exotic hunting trip. It bothers me a little that their main experence is with deer and boar using 30-06s. Is that rifle really adequate for tigers, or should they look to a larger caliber?
        SIBERIAN TIGER RUGS? I thought that was over! Siberian tigers are so beautiful...so strong...DON'T YOU EVER HURT THEM OR I'LL MURDER YOU! I hope when your out hunting a tiger sneaks up behind you and tears your face off.
        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #64
          Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Hahaha, this is brilliant. Hey, Icky, why don't you try going into the forest to stroke some of those beautiful loving animals yourself? You might want to write out a will leaving all your worldly goods to Landover Baptist Church beforehand, just to be on the safe side.
          I already did. I was face to face with a wolf when I was helping my dads friend vaccine her pups so they would'nt get sick. I did stroke her ear, yes.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #65
            Shooting Siberian tigers

            Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
            True Pastor, they are too, gaudy to wear, but what about Siberian tiger skins as rugs? Are they suitable for True Christian™ decors? They are the largest of all living cats now the Barbary Lion is extinct, and will soon be extinct themselves, so a few skins would be quite a novelty. A few of the boys on our Landover Outpost here in the South Otago Highland region are interested in an exotic hunting trip. It bothers me a little that their main experence is with deer and boar using 30-06s. Is that rifle really adequate for tigers, or should they look to a larger caliber?
            Sorry, I didn't see this until Icky mentioned it. My personal rifles of choice are the 300 Win Mag, 7 MM Rem Mag or 30-06 for Plains Game, and a 375 H&H or 416 Rem Mag for Buffalo. The 338 Win Mag is another great choice for Plains game, and will work very well on Lion as well. For Elephant, use the biggest rifle you can handle (or afford) like the 458 Win, 458 Lott, or 470 Nitro Express.

            Most of my Siberian and White Bengal tigers were taken with a 338 Win Mag.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Ixi
              Wretched Unsaved Goth
              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
              • Sep 2006
              • 844

              #66
              Re: Shooting Siberian tigers

              You have MORE THAN ONE TIGER?!?!?! No wonder your mind is so twisted.
              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #67
                Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                What you need is a how-to book, crazy lady. Jesus didn't care much for cats, as they are not even mentioned in the Holy Bible, so try this book:
                So that you can learn how to put cats to good use:
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Ixi
                  Wretched Unsaved Goth
                  Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 844

                  #68
                  Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  What you need is a how-to book, crazy lady. Jesus didn't care much for cats, as they are not even mentioned in the Holy Bible, so try this book:
                  So that you can learn how to put cats to good use:

                  Nature made cats to hunt and live. Like we do.
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #69
                    Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Nature made cats to hunt and live. Like we do.
                    Well, you don't really have to HUNT them. They'll come if you put out some milk. Then you just wring their neck. Not much of a hunt. And they don't live that long after that....

                    By the way, what is this "nature" you refer to that "makes cats"??

                    Do you and your sisters play "hunt the kitty" at your sheltered workshop?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Dwayne DeKalb
                      Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 156

                      #70
                      Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                      I shot a lynx the other day trying to get in my chicken coop!
                      It's going to make dandy gloves after I get that pelt cured.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #71
                        Re: Shooting Siberian tigers

                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        You have MORE THAN ONE TIGER?!?!?! No wonder your mind is so twisted.
                        I have a dead one too, like a rug, in front of my fireplace. And the head of another mounted above it.
                        But, I also have a living one.
                        And if you convert to Jesus I will let you meet him, he don't bite, I promise.
                        No pressure though, don't think being a Christian is about doing cool things or living extravagantly.
                        No, it is about worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ. Praise Him!

                        As for hunting, I like to hunt elephant with my Rucni Top 20mm.
                        It's very good for the open spaces found in Africa.
                        For most other game I'll stick to my SR-25 or Steyr .50
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #72
                          Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          SIBERIAN TIGER RUGS? I thought that was over!
                          I'd have to agree with you there; when speaking of the Siberian Tiger Al made his rug out of, the past tense is the correct one to use.
                          Originally posted by Ixi
                          Siberian tigers are so beautiful...so strong...DON'T YOU EVER HURT THEM OR I'LL MURDER YOU! I hope when your out hunting a tiger sneaks up behind you and tears your face off.
                          So killing animals is beyond the pale, but MURDERING HUMANS is fine and dandy? I never cease to marvel at your twisted moral codes.

                          By the way, bad news for animal lovers everywhere: The successor state to the USSR has banned the use of Chinee cat and dog fur. This means that now, instead of buying fake panda fur made out of chink cat skin, we'll have to start buying the real thing instead. I hope you're happy.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2026
                            • 15118

                            #73
                            Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Well, you don't really have to HUNT them. They'll come if you put out some milk. Then you just wring their neck. Not much of a hunt. And they don't live that long after that....

                            By the way, what is this "nature" you refer to that "makes cats"??

                            Do you and your sisters play "hunt the kitty" at your sheltered workshop?
                            I got lots of Cats outside my house in my Tree but I guess I could manage a few more.
                            Pastor Ezekiel is quite correct, you don't even have to hunt the little Critters.
                            Anyone wanna come and see?

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                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Ixi
                              Wretched Unsaved Goth
                              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 844

                              #74
                              Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                              What are you talking about? We don't hunt cats!
                              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2026
                                • 15118

                                #75
                                Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                What are you talking about? We don't hunt cats!
                                That's exactly the point we are making!
                                No actual hunting is needed.
                                Bowl of milk, purr purr purr, SNAP!! Dinner.

                                Well done Ixi, you are learning.

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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