[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Saving the earth doesn't mean killing the animals. Stopping the polution, giving the animals more hunting ground, which means less buildings and industry, trying to stop global warming, recycling...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Saving the earth doesn't mean killing the animals. Stopping the polution, giving the animals more hunting ground, which means less buildings and industry, trying to stop global warming, recycling...

More ground for hunting? Now finally I have found something I agree with! "Polution" isn't a problem at all -- Jesus will be coming back any moment now to solve everything! And as a scientifical expert , I can say that there is NO SUCH THING as global warming. It is a Myth conjured up by Al Gory and his evil sidekick Hitlery Clit-on. And recycling is just letting the environmentalists (pronounced "homos") win!

[Ixi]

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More ground for hunting? Now finally I have found something I agree with!

Ground for the ANIMALS! They need more room to live.

[Talitha]

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Ground for the ANIMALS! They need more room to live.

I can tell by your reasoning you are a natural Hunter Ixi.

Our Senior Pastors love to see their True Christian™ women handling weapons.

[Ixi]

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Huh? I don't hunt animals, but I do keep weapons, yes yes yes.

[Talitha]

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Huh? I don't hunt animals, but I do keep weapons, yes yes yes.

Then you should give it a try Ixi.
There is nothing more exciting than to hunt one of God's living, breathing creatures. Stalk it, get it in your sights, pull that trigger and Bag your dinner.
Of course, make sure your hair and make-up are fully in place before having your Photo taken with the endagered creature

One of my favourite lines from The Bible(KJV1611) is:
Proverbs 6:26
For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adultress will hunt for the precious life.

[Brother Temperance]

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Huh? I don't hunt animals, but I do keep weapons, yes yes yes.

Should we be worried about the fact that Ixi gets so excited by the mention of weaponry that she feels the need to use a triple affirmative? What dark purposes does she plan on putting these weapons to, I wonder?

[Enobarbus]

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Should we be worried about the fact that Ixi gets so excited by the mention of weaponry that she feels the need to use a triple affirmative? What dark purposes does she plan on putting these weapons to, I wonder?

Exactly what I was wondering myself, Brother. Since she is so opposed to shooting or hunting animals, she evidently intends to use them on humans. Presumably she keeps them to murder people who hunt animals...

Poor Ixi's moral codes are quite definitely the result of demonic distortion. It is paganism and witchery that Satan has used to lead her astray. She thinks nothing of murdering humans, drinking their blood, and sacrificing Christian babies to the horned-god, but objects to someone shooting a tiger to make a rug. May the Lord have mercy on the poor girl's soul.

[Enobarbus]

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SIBERIAN TIGER RUGS? I thought that was over! Siberian tigers are so beautiful...so strong...DON'T YOU EVER HURT THEM OR I'LL MURDER YOU! I hope when your out hunting a tiger sneaks up behind you and tears your face off.

See, it's like I've said before, you have a mean streak, Ixi. Murdering people and hoping they get their faces ripped off is mean. That's very mean.

It's typical of the unsaved -- but Jesus can cure you of this meaness, Ixi. You just throw yourself on your knees, beg Jesus for forgiveness, admit your meaness and other sins, promise not to do it again, and contact Pastor Pistle about an affordable tithing regime and you may find Salvation®. It will take a lot of prayer, fasting, repenting, and tithing on your part because you have been so exceptionally sinful already. For one so young your sins are manifold, but with Jesus all is possible and even a person as wicked as yourself could be Saved©.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Shooting Siberian tigers

Sorry, I didn't see this until Icky mentioned it. My personal rifles of choice are the 300 Win Mag, 7 MM Rem Mag or 30-06 for Plains Game, and a 375 H&H or 416 Rem Mag for Buffalo. The 338 Win Mag is another great choice for Plains game, and will work very well on Lion as well. For Elephant, use the biggest rifle you can handle (or afford) like the 458 Win, 458 Lott, or 470 Nitro Express.

Most of my Siberian and White Bengal tigers were taken with a 338 Win Mag.

Thank you, Pastor, that is very helpful. I hadn't thought of elephant, but now you mention it, some tusks would make a wonderful ornament in the old homestead. And white Bengal tigers are another possibility that I'd overlooked. A few white Bengal skins are a must!

[Enobarbus]

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Huh? I don't hunt animals, but I do keep weapons, yes yes yes.

What for? To protect youself from your little sister?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Huh? I don't hunt animals, but I do keep weapons, yes yes yes.

Fourteen year-old girls do NOT have weapons. Except maybe sharpened Barbie dolls. But I can tell you how to protect yourself. Get a can of lighter fluid. If someone breaks into your house, pour it on your cats, light them and toss them at the intruder.

[Ixi]

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See, it's like I've said before, you have a mean streak, Ixi. Murdering people and hoping they get their faces ripped off is mean. That's very mean.

It's typical of the unsaved -- but Jesus can cure you of this meaness, Ixi. You just throw yourself on your knees, beg Jesus for forgiveness, admit your meaness and other sins, promise not to do it again, and contact Pastor Pistle about an affordable tithing regime and you may find Salvation®. It will take a lot of prayer, fasting, repenting, and tithing on your part because you have been so exceptionally sinful already. For one so young your sins are manifold, but with Jesus all is possible and even a person as wicked as yourself could be Saved©.

Xtains have a mean streak too. Are you going to tell me that murdering tigers is a nice thing to do? It isn't.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Fourteen year-old girls do NOT have weapons. Except maybe sharpened Barbie dolls. But I can tell you how to protect yourself. Get a can of lighter fluid. If someone breaks into your house, pour it on your cats, light them and toss them at the intruder.

Are you kidding? Everyone I know has some weapons. I mean, the only gun I have is a .22, but lets see...chobos, a dagger, a knife, a tennis raquet, a staff...my favorite weapon is the tennis raquet, even though I knocked someone out with my chobos.

[Ixi]

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What for? To protect youself from your little sister?

I dunno, just to fight and protect myself from others.