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  • Godly_David
    Unsaved trash, mary-worshiping papist
    • Jul 2013
    • 29

    #1

    Hello

    Hello,

    I'm David, and I fully with all my heart love Jesus Christ, but what do you guys have against Catholics? We love the bible, and yes there are elaborate rituals that really have nothing to do with Christ, but we are Godly people nonetheless.

    Anyways, hey!
    John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

    NOT Mary!
  • Irinka the repentant jewess
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 359

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
    Hello,

    I'm David, and I fully with all my heart love Jesus Christ, but what do you guys have against Catholics? We love the bible, and yes there are elaborate rituals that really have nothing to do with Christ, but we are Godly people nonetheless.

    Anyways, hey!
    Do Catholics know how to read? Because you apparently do not. If you read he instructions on this forum, you will find that you are to introduce yourself properly by telling is what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to know and love the Lord Jesus.
    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
      Hello,

      I'm David, and I fully with all my heart love Jesus Christ, but what do you guys have against Catholics? We love the bible, and yes there are elaborate rituals that really have nothing to do with Christ, but we are Godly people nonetheless.

      Anyways, hey!
      Son, having been raised in the catholic cult myself, I can assure you, being Godly is the last things on their minds. You can read here to find out why catholics aren't Christian.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #4
        Re: Hello

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        • Godly_David
          Unsaved trash, mary-worshiping papist
          • Jul 2013
          • 29

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
          Do Catholics know how to read? Because you apparently do not. If you read he instructions on this forum, you will find that you are to introduce yourself properly by telling is what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to know and love the Lord Jesus.
          I attend St. Jerome Catholic Church in Wisconsin, United States.

          I have always known and loved Jesus.

          And how may I choose my favorite bible verse when I love the entire book?

          Some of the many I admire and love include, (May have wording wrong as I don't have my bible here I'm writing from memory)

          Matthew 6:25-34
          "Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?
          "And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith? So do not worry, saying, 'What shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?' For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."

          Psalm 73:26
          My flesh and my heart may fail,
          but God is the strength of my heart
          and my portion forever.

          Psalm 23:4
          King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.


          I'll end in God's prayer,


          Our Father, who art in heaven,
          hallowed be thy name,
          thy kingdom come.
          thy will be done,
          on earth as it is in heaven
          Give us each day our daily bread.
          And forgive us our sins,
          for we also forgive everyone who sins against us.
          And lead us not into temptation
          But deliver us from evil. Amen.
          John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

          NOT Mary!

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
            (May have wording wrong as I don't have my bible here I'm writing from memory)
            So what you are saying is your memory is superior to God's direct word?

            What kind of Christian would not have their Bible with themselves at all times? How would you witness to a whore... or a thief? What would you say to a pie stealing negro?

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            • Godly_David
              Unsaved trash, mary-worshiping papist
              • Jul 2013
              • 29

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              So what you are saying is your memory is superior to God's direct word?

              What kind of Christian would not have their Bible with themselves at all times? How would you witness to a whore... or a thief? What would you say to a pie stealing negro?
              Negro? what is this the 50's? They prefer African American, and why is that you would even say that? are you insinuating that these remarkable people of God are less worthy than you? Because that is a repulsive thing to say.

              And yes, I don't have a bible on me at every moment. I have Jesus in my heart and feel no need to carry one EVERYWHERE.
              John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

              NOT Mary!

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
                Negro? what is this the 50's? They prefer African American, and why is that you would even say that? are you insinuating that these remarkable people of God are less worthy than you? Because that is a repulsive thing to say.

                And yes, I don't have a bible on me at every moment. I have Jesus in my heart and feel no need to carry one EVERYWHERE.
                If you don't know what decade it is, don't take it out on others, particularly a True Christian(tm) as nice as Brother Deaner.

                YiC,

                Zech
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                • Irinka the repentant jewess
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 359

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
                  Negro? what is this the 50's? They prefer African American, and why is that you would even say that? are you insinuating that these remarkable people of God are less worthy than you? Because that is a repulsive thing to say.

                  And yes, I don't have a bible on me at every moment. I have Jesus in my heart and feel no need to carry one EVERYWHERE.
                  As far as having access to the Bible, have you considered http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/ - this is the Bible in its entirety right at your fingertips. Happy reading!
                  Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                  • Godly_David
                    Unsaved trash, mary-worshiping papist
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 29

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    If you don't know what decade it is, don't take it out on others, particularly a True Christian™ as nice as Brother Deaner.

                    YiC,

                    Zech
                    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                    Reason: Hurting Deaner's Feelings


                    My intention wasn't to hurt his feelings.. He used a racist slur which I feel was unnecessary and I called him out on his bad behavior.

                    Does this man speak like this in person? Does he think like this in person? Did God say that he loves everybody... except the "negros"?
                    John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

                    NOT Mary!

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                    • Godly_David
                      Unsaved trash, mary-worshiping papist
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 29

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
                      As far as having access to the Bible, have you considered http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/ - this is the Bible in its entirety right at your fingertips. Happy reading!
                      Thank you, I did not know they put the entire bible on the internet.
                      John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

                      NOT Mary!

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                      • Irinka the repentant jewess
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 359

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
                        You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                        Reason: Hurting Deaner's Feelings


                        My intention wasn't to hurt his feelings.. He used a racist slur which I feel was unnecessary and I called him out on his bad behavior.

                        Does this man speak like this in person? Does he think like this in person? Did God say that he loves everybody... except the "negros"?
                        God did not say He loves everybody.
                        Psalm 5:5, "The boastful shall not stand before Thine eyes;*Thou dost hate all who do iniquity,"
                        Psalm 11:5, "The Lord tests the righteous and the wicked, and the one who loves violence His soul hates."
                        Lev. 20:23, "Moreover, you shall not follow the customs of the nation which I shall drive out before you, for they did all these things, and*therefore I have abhorred them."
                        Prov. 6:16-19, "There are six things which the Lord hates, yes, seven which are an abomination to Him:*17 Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,*18*A heart that devises wicked plans, feet that run rapidly to evil,*19*A false witness who utters lies, and one who spreads strife among brothers."
                        Hosea 9:15, "All their evil is at Gilgal; indeed,*I came to hate them there!*Because of the wickedness of their deeds I will drive them out of My house! I will love them no more; All their princes are rebels."
                        Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
                          You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                          Reason: Hurting Deaner's Feelings


                          My intention wasn't to hurt his feelings.. He used a racist slur which I feel was unnecessary and I called him out on his bad behavior.

                          Does this man speak like this in person? Does he think like this in person? Did God say that he loves everybody... except the "negros"?
                          Friend, Deaner would no sooner use a racial slur than he would use an "escort girl." We don't tolerate racism here at our friendly forums. "Negro" isn't racist, it's scientific. The three races, according to science, is Caucasian, Negro, and Semite. You can read about their creation in Pastor Billy-Reuben's wonderful sermon HERE.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Godly_David View Post
                            You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                            Reason: Hurting Deaner's Feelings


                            My intention wasn't to hurt his feelings.. He used a racist slur which I feel was unnecessary and I called him out on his bad behavior.

                            Does this man speak like this in person? Does he think like this in person? Did God say that he loves everybody... except the "negros"?
                            Well... um, ok. I don't want you to feel unwelcome; but you have to understand I have my right to freedom of expression just like you.

                            How's about we settle on darkie?

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                            • Godly_David
                              Unsaved trash, mary-worshiping papist
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 29

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              Well... um, ok. I don't want you to feel unwelcome; but you have to understand I have my right to freedom of expression just like you.

                              How's about we settle on darkie?
                              Thank you, I too don't want to offend a senior member of these forums.

                              All I'm saying is that scientifically, Jesus wasn't black, but he was a "darky" in your words.

                              He was a Jew in the middle east; even the bible describes him as having skin of bronze and hair like wool.

                              Isaiah 53 "He has no form nor glory, nor beauty when we beheld him, but his appearance was without honor and inferior to that of the sons of men."
                              John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

                              NOT Mary!

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