Pastor Bob is Risen

[Alvin Moss]

I am new to this forum, having just been led to it through God's intervention on the google machine. It is good to know that there is still a place where God's word can be repeated without the fear of reprisal. Sadly, most here would likely be saved already, rendering unnecessary my usual blandishments to the unsaved, offered up in an effort (usually futile) to try to save them in God's name. Until quite recently, I was the Chief Pastor of the Internet Ministry on the website WOAI TV in San Antonio. I was permanantly banned by those godless atheists for bringing God's word. Almost immediately, their website was struck down by God's righteous anger and it has disappeared from the internet altogether, Praise God! I hope to find other Christians here on this site with whom I can continue my work to bring God's word to the masses through the miracle of the internet. God Bless!

[Esther B.]

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Welcome! I see you tried to tell us what "church" you attended, but you haven't told us your favorite Bible verse or how you found Jesus. Have you found a new church since you were banned from the false online one?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

I am new to this forum, having just been led to it through God's intervention on the google machine. It is good to know that there is still a place where God's word can be repeated without the fear of reprisal. Sadly, most here would likely be saved already, rendering unnecessary my usual blandishments to the unsaved, offered up in an effort (usually futile) to try to save them in God's name. Until quite recently, I was the Chief Pastor of the Internet Ministry on the website WOAI TV in San Antonio. I was permanantly banned by those godless atheists for bringing God's word. Almost immediately, their website was struck down by God's righteous anger and it has disappeared from the internet altogether, Praise God! I hope to find other Christians here on this site with whom I can continue my work to bring God's word to the masses through the miracle of the internet. God Bless!

Whats your favorite Bible Verse, how many children has your wife provided?

[Alvin Moss]

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Actually, Sister, the now defunct website oF TV station WOAI, which had the affrontery to anger the Lord, was not a church at all. In fact it was far from it, as is evidenced on most internet sites daily. It was a haunt of the unsaved, but a good place to spread God's Word, in accordance with His directives.

My favorite Bible verse may be found in Psalm 7:11- "God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day". That is because it reminds us all, especially the wicked, that the fires of Hell await if we stray from the narrow path.

Sadly, Mrs Moss was killed in an unfortunate friendly fire incident at a Border Patrol checkpoint nearby. I'm afraid she reached for some tracts she wanted to give the fellows a little too quickly. We have forgiven them and we have asked the Lord to firgive them as well. Before her passing, Mrs Moss delivered four sons for which I am eternally grateful to the Lord and also three daughters. We live in a Christian household in San Antonio and each serves the Lord in his own way.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Sadly, Mrs Moss was killed in an unfortunate friendly fire incident at a Border Patrol checkpoint nearby. I'm afraid she reached for some tracts she wanted to give the fellows a little too quickly. We have forgiven them and we have asked the Lord to firgive them as well. Before her passing, Mrs Moss delivered four sons for which I am eternally grateful to the Lord and also three daughters. We live in a Christian household in San Antonio and each serves the Lord in his own way.

That is a real tragedy, but at least you know it was God's Plan to have your wife killed.

Proverbs 3:4-6
So shalt thou find favour and good understanding in the sight of God and man.Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

And at least it wasn't one of your children your wife wouldn't have been able to take it



Genesis 21:16
And she went, and sat her down over against him a good way off, as it were a bow shot: for she said, Let me not see the death of the child. And she sat over against him, and lift up her voice, and wept.

YiC
AM

[WWJDnow]

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Welcome, Brother Alvin, to God's Favorite Church(R). One way to tell if you are truly saved is to see whether God will strike down your enemies in righteous anger, and that seems to be the case with you. Glad to have you on board!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[MitzaLizalor]

introduction

Hi. It was a real blessing to read that Jesus called your wife home. He needed her more in Heaven.

ROMANS 8
28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
36-37 As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter. Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.
KJV . look up

[Alvin Moss]

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Thank you Brother and I want everyone in the congregation to know that I appreciate the warm welcome I have received here on this site. Briefly, in response to your questions, my name is Alvin Moss and I am from San Antonio, Texas. I am a graduate of Oral Roberts University and was ordained shortly after my graduation as a Baptist Minister. Prior to embarking on my career as a Pastor, I spent an extended period at Glorietta as a creation science researcher and later I spent a year under seige from Mormans in Pocatello, Idaho, where I was sent by the Southern Baptist Convention as a missionary to attempt to save some of those wretches. Young Ministers are often sent among dangerous heathens in an effort to save their souls for Jesus. These youth are like second lieutenants: they are beloved of God and yet they are expendable in His work. I was unsuccessful in my attempts in Idaho. The Word of God is unwelcome there, at least in the part over by Utah. They used to throw spoiled fruit at my house. All this was long ago, as I am middle aged now. I am unable, due to security issues, to reveal the name of my church at this time. For some time, I was the Chief Pastor, but my own financial needs are met and I have stepped down to a lesser post that allows me more time to witness. I have spent the last few years as the Pastor of the Internet Ministry for our congregation. Naturally, there were death threats (as most Christians would be familiar with) from the unsaved, especially the local Romans, of which there are many. We have always kept our church's identity secret to avoid attack, as we are a poor church and not able to afford the heavily armed response team that must watch over a church of the stature of Landover. We are barely able to afford the salaries of the Pastors. In fact, I am even forced to use a nom de guerre myself- "Pastor Bob" (Robert is my middle name). The local Romans have been trying to ferret out our location for years now. I expect they intend to send in a shock force of Jesuits and then try to catch us. We count on the Lord to befuddle them and, thus far, He has. I am currently seeking a congregation of stalwarts like myself and doners to that congregation, so that we can build a mighty fortress here in Texas to try to hold back the wave of Papism that is threatening our survival as Christians. It is not my purpose here to attempt to seek donations for that cause, but if anyone is flush with money and looking for a good cause to support in God's work, you may contact me through this web site. God Bless!

[Alvin Moss]

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Also, I would like to note and in the most friendly way possible that while I understand the need to investigate those unknown to us who claim to be saved Christians, including myself, I am uneasy with the designation that I am likely unsaved trash. I am a Minister of the Word of Almighty God and a Pastor in His service. I am washed in the blood and glory bound. I am certainly not unsaved trash.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Also, I would like to note and in the most friendly way possible that while I understand the need to investigate those unknown to us who claim to be saved Christians, including myself, I am uneasy with the designation that I am likely unsaved trash. I am a Minister of the Word of Almighty God and a Pastor in His service. I am washed in the blood and glory bound. I am certainly not unsaved trash.

It's good to meet a fellow Guerrilla Warrior for God! Those indeed sound like trying circumstances.

The LBC has a crack team of investigators whom ruthlessly pursue the true nature of all those who darken theses hallowed walls. Being the only True Christian™Faith in the world wins you many enemies, as you can surely commiserate

1 John 3:13 - Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

Luke 6:22 - Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

1 Peter 3:14 - But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy [are ye]: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;

Prove yourself to be a True Christian™, and worry not about what you are now called. Simply stating you are not unSaved trash will not do.

John 5:31 - If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true.

YiC
DAM

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Also, I would like to note and in the most friendly way possible that while I understand the need to investigate those unknown to us who claim to be saved Christians, including myself, I am uneasy with the designation that I am likely unsaved trash. I am a Minister of the Word of Almighty God and a Pastor in His service. I am washed in the blood and glory bound. I am certainly not unsaved trash.

If we take your word for it, we have to take everyone's word for it. Do you know how many creepy Mormons come here claiming the same thing?

<shudder>

[Alvin Moss]

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If we take your word for it, we have to take everyone's word for it. Do you know how many creepy Mormons come here claiming the same thing?

<shudder>

I am not surprised to hear of depredations by Mormans, Sister. By coincidence, I have had considerable experience in dealing with the unsaved wretches. My mission to Pocatello sent me among them, not with arms to do physical battle, but with God's Word to do spiritual battle for their souls. Unfortunately, they were girded for battle of a different sort. They are a band of ruffians. One has but to mention the True Word of Almighty God, as given to Christians in The King James Bible, and a physical altercation is assured. They are violent and, as I mentioned previously, much given to throwing fruit. Evidently, pullet's eggs are scarce in those parts, while fruit is plentiful. In my year of sacrifice for Jesus in Idaho, I was never able to lead a single one of the cultists to Him. They cling to their harems and engage in God only knows what kind of pornographic rituals. They really think they are Christians, just some other kind of Christian. They know not the Word of God, favoring instead the Book of Morman. They all think they are going to be some kind of God when they die and they think that the Almighty was once a man. I don't know what kind of lunatic it takes to believe all that hogwash, but they have a lot of them in Idaho. Here in San Antonio, we have few problems with Mormans, though they recently built one of their mosques or whatever they call them in a Christian area. They have more money than even the Jews, so they had no problem with the high cost of the real estate. They were so bold even as to build the thing right down the street from the Cornerstone Church, the congregation of which is led by no other than the Reverend Brother John Haggee. Still, they are but few here. Our primary problems come from unsaved papists. They are many in these parts and they favor all types of perversions. There are catholic churches all over the city, each with it's own priests and all filled with idols in direct violation of God's laws. It's getting so a Christian can hardly drive safely down the street.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Also, I would like to note and in the most friendly way possible that while I understand the need to investigate those unknown to us who claim to be saved Christians, including myself, I am uneasy with the designation that I am likely unsaved trash. I am a Minister of the Word of Almighty God and a Pastor in His service. I am washed in the blood and glory bound. I am certainly not unsaved trash.

Post a link to your Church and your Sermons here, and I will expedite the process for you. We have a dozen demons a day coming through here claiming to be a Pastor.

My Church bio can be viewed HERE.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Post a link to your Church and your Sermons here, and I will expedite the process for you. We have a dozen demons a day coming through here claiming to be a Pastor.

My Church bio can be viewed HERE.

Well, it does look like WOAI-TV in San Antonio has undergone some changes recently, including being bought out by the Sinclair Broadcasting Group - allegedly a "conservative" company if the Daily Kos is to be believed. I have my doubts as WOAI-TV is an NBC affiliate. In San Antonio, Sinclair also owns KABB, the local Fox station - which leads me to suspect something sinister is going on.

Jesus was recently upset as He sent a fire to the studios of WOAI-TV. Here is the on-air footage - with a couple of women anchors that can't seem to stop talking. When the studios were off air during the fire they put up pictures of the Vatican.