[SimplyUnshiny]

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Well "sense" you're "a atheist," I'd like to ask you why you're here. This is a Christian forum. Did your master satan send you?

Atheist is not synonymous with Satanist.
In addition, and quite ironically, I've never been condemned by a 'hateful Satanist', only by 'loving Christians'.
Oh, and Satanists also follow a strict code, which includes "Treat everyone with respect, as you would treat yourself", "Help anyone who needs it", "Be kind to everyone around you". The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Atheist is not synonymous with Satanist.
In addition, and quite ironically, I've never been condemned by a 'hateful Satanist', only by 'loving Christians'.
Oh, and Satanists also follow a strict code, which includes "Treat everyone with respect, as you would treat yourself", "Help anyone who needs it", "Be kind to everyone around you". The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

SATANIST ALERT! WE GOT A LIVE ONE!

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

This, Madam, is the very definition of douchebagery

YiC
DAM

[Cranky Old Man]

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Atheist is not synonymous with Satanist.

Eh, actually it is. Those two words mean exactly the same!

In addition, and quite ironically, I've never been condemned by a 'hateful Satanist', only by 'loving Christians'.

Duh! Hateful Satanists are your friends, they won't condemn you for insulting Jesus over and over again. Jesus who gave his life for you ungrateful Atheists.

Oh, and Satanists also follow a strict code, which includes "Treat everyone with respect, as you would treat yourself", "Help anyone who needs it", "Be kind to everyone around you". The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

Is a Satanist holding a gun to your head while you are typing this?

[Alvin Moss]

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Why on earth would she want her rapist to marry her? "dressed like a harlot and enticing him" It's not like she was stripping in the middle of the street, screaming "SOMEBODY COME RAPE ME!" Nobody deserves to be raped, not even a rapist.

Look here, Swami, God hates harlots. He burns them up in the Lake of Fire. People like you who try to make excuses for their self destructive and ungodly behavior are half of the problem we have in this country.

I expect we will find out you are some kind of Hollywood homosexual with an agenda.

When God gets ahold of unredeemed sinners, He makes them pay and the price is eternity in Hell. When you decide to take sides, take care to choose the right team.

And if it seem evil unto you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom you will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served which were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites in whose lands ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.-Joshua 24:15

Atheism is the religion of the Devil.

[SimplyUnshiny]

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Please don't apologize for harlots with loose morals. She would want to marry her rapist so that her family wouldn't have to be ashamed of her.

It's called The Bible, read it.

That way you can avoid looking like some retarded scum next time you post on a Christian Forum

You're proving my point, about Christians being such hateful things. Didn't the Bible say malicious people will being going to Hell?

Now, I have read the Bible. I was raised a Lutheran Christian, and when I was about nine years old, I realized what complete bullshit it was. Not to mention how hateful and vicious the lessons it preached were.

I find it funny that you're calling me retarded. Excuse me, who believes a magical being that lives in the sky created the world in 6 days,has a Book about him that contradicts itself at every turn, had a son that came Earth to save us from the sin he gave us and then became a zombie and floated up into the sky after he was killed and crucified?

Oh not to mention that every major historical event in the Bible, including the enslavement of the entire Jewish nation by the Egyptians, have absolutely no record other than in the Bible. Oh, and Egypt has recorded proof against that ever happening, since they have records of those who worked on building the pyramids.

[SimplyUnshiny]

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Eh, actually it is. Those two words mean exactly the same!

Duh! Hateful Satanists are your friends, they won't condemn you for insulting Jesus over and over again. Jesus who gave his life for you ungrateful Atheists.

Is a Satanist holding a gun to your head while you are typing this?

Satanist - noun- 1. the worship of Satan
2. a form of such worship which includes blasphemous or obscene parodies of Christian prayers, etc
3. a satanic disposition or satanic practices

Atheist - noun -a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

Sorry, but there's this thing called the dictionary, and it's saying you're wrong.


"Jesus who gave his life for you ungrateful Atheists"
Oh right, when he saved us from the sin that he gave us? Right, right.

No, see, Atheists hate religion as a whole, not just Chrisitianity, not just God and Jesus, every and all religions. So by your logic, Satanists would hate us too. The only difference is, they're respectful and kind people, who happen to kill goats, drain their blood, and worship an evil overlord in their spare time.

[SimplyUnshiny]

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Look here, Swami, God hates harlots. He burns them up in the Lake of Fire. People like you who try to make excuses for their self destructive and ungodly behavior are half of the problem we have in this country.

I expect we will find out you are some kind of Hollywood homosexual with an agenda.

When God gets ahold of unredeemed sinners, He makes them pay and the price is eternity in Hell. When you decide to take sides, take care to choose the right team.

And if it seem evil unto you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom you will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served which were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites in whose lands ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.-Joshua 24:15

Atheism is the religion of the Devil.

"Atheism is the religion of the Devil"

Nooo, the Devil believes in God. Atheists do not.
Next incorrect statement?


"when you decide to take sides, take care to choose the right team"

I will always choose logic and reason over hate, prejudice, and stupidity. Besides, when I die, I won't know I have. Yano why? I'LL BE DEAD.

[Alvin Moss]

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You're proving my point, about Christians being such hateful things. Didn't the Bible say malicious people will being going to Hell?

Now, I have read the Bible. I was raised a Lutheran Christian, and when I was about nine years old, I realized what complete bullshit it was. Not to mention how hateful and vicious the lessons it preached were.

I find it funny that you're calling me retarded. Excuse me, who believes a magical being that lives in the sky created the world in 6 days,has a Book about him that contradicts itself at every turn, had a son that came Earth to save us from the sin he gave us and then became a zombie and floated up into the sky after he was killed and crucified?

Oh not to mention that every major historical event in the Bible, including the enslavement of the entire Jewish nation by the Egyptians, have absolutely no record other than in the Bible. Oh, and Egypt has recorded proof against that ever happening, since they have records of those who worked on building the pyramids.

Let me first note that your delusions concerning Christianity began at an early age when you were exposed to Lutheranism, which is only slightly different from the Roman religion and tainted with idolatry. This is the religion of the godless Swedes, who are the subject of a recent sermon on this site. You should read it.

Your tactic of lashing out at Christians who are following God's injunction to spread the good news and accusing those Christians of hatred is quite common. The sinful object to having their sin pointed out to them and yet, that is God's clear direction: we are to confront and rebuke sin whenever we see it, regardless of the high station of those involved.

If God's law says you will burn in Hell for what you are doing, it is not the fault of the Christian who points that out to you. That Christian seeks only to serve God and try to bring you to Jesus. It is out of love, you fool.

Mark 6:12 And they went out, and preached that men should repent.

Mark 6:13 And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them.

I urge you to rethink your position and get right with Jesus. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[Alvin Moss]

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An atheist is a member of the religion of "There is no God".

It serves the Devil's purpose and is thus his favored religion.

[SimplyUnshiny]

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Let me first note that your delusions concerning Christianity began at an early age when you were exposed to Lutheranism, which is only slightly different from the Roman religion and tainted with idolatry. This is the religion of the godless Swedes, who are the subject of a recent sermon on this site. You should read it.

Your tactic of lashing out at Christians who are following God's injunction to spread the good news and accusing those Christians of hatred is quite common. The sinful object to having their sin pointed out to them and yet, that is God's clear direction: we are to confront and rebuke sin whenever we see it, regardless of the high station of those involved.

If God's law says you will burn in Hell for what you are doing, it is not the fault of the Christian who points that out to you. That Christian seeks only to serve God and try to bring you to Jesus. It is out of love, you fool.

Mark 6:12 And they went out, and preached that men should repent.

Mark 6:13 And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them.

I urge you to rethink your position and get right with Jesus. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

I only need to say one thing to counter your entire argument: "Do not judge others, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn others, or it will all come back against you. Forgive others, and you will be forgiven." Luke 6:37

I am not the deluded one, but I already know it's pointless to argue, because you'll continue to go in a circle with your responses, like a dog chasing its own tail. Still, it's quite fun to watch. I was not taught Lutheranism, for the record, as I didn't attend a Lutheran Church.
Oh, and my 'tactic of lashing out at Christians who are following God's injunction to spread the good news and accusing those Christians of hatred'? Yeah, that's well founded. Let's review all the things Christianity has done lately, hmm? How about the protest to ban gay children from schools? Or trying to keep gays from getting married? Oh, how about the Inquisition, the Crusades, the 30 Years Wars, or any other war caused by religion? How about the billions of deaths detailed in the Bible?
Most of the Bible supposed 'great feats', were just detailing their conquering of other people. Like Jericho.

[Alvin Moss]

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So then, you are a homosexual.

God has promised that you will soak in the eternal hottub of fire.

[SimplyUnshiny]

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An atheist is a member of the religion of "There is no God".

It serves the Devil's purpose and is thus his favored religion.

Atheism isn't a religion. Your logic is still incorrect.
It still wouldn't be his favored religion, even if he did exist. Satanism would be, as he is supposed to tempt them away from God.
Considering Atheists don't worship ANY god or deity, and are generally kind and moral people, they're not 'tempted away from God', unlike Satanists.

[SimplyUnshiny]

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So then, you are a homosexual.

God has promised that you will soak in the eternal hottub of fire.

Where the fuck do you get homosexual from? I'm not gay.
God can promise whatever he wants. Your imaginary friend doesn't scare me.

Oh, and also, over 1500 animal species show homosexual tendencies, but only one discriminates against it. Which one was unnatural, again?
Seriously, the stupidity of religion astounds me, and it's only trumped by the fact that so many people actually BELIEVE it.

[Fallenday]

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no he is very much straight,i can tell you that much