[Animenut1]

Re: Hello there!

What I am saying is that we follow the word of God, the Bible. You seem to get upset about the fact. Why is that?

Why do you think Im upset? The fact that I disagree with you must mean Im upset? To be honest, that's a pretty depraved, meek way of looking at it. Anyways, you pretty much just repeated what I said. You're a puppet to a puppet-master. You receive orders, you follow them. How is that any different than a foot soldier following the order of his superior?

Hypothetically speaking, what if God somehow told you that you would only be allowed to enter the kingdom of heaven if you were to have anal sex with another male? And please, this isn't kindergarten. Do not respond with "God would not tell me to commit such a sin". That is why I said "hypothetically". If you try to avoid the question in any way, it would only prove you are being defensive, not rational.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello there!

"are you aware the harm you do?"

I ran over my neighbors cat, it must have been God's Will. I told my neighbor, that even though it was painful, it was part of His Plan. It seemed to provide some measure of comfort. Had I not been a believer, what would I have said "sorry about the indifference of the universe"? that sounds more harmful

It's done FAR more good than bad, and history proves that.

I agree

Have and do. A friend of mine is a pastor as Christ Fellowship, and I come in every Sunday to have debates. The only difference is, I'm not being a dick. I'm examining why they believe what they do, as a psychological experiment.

So why are you being a dick here? because there are no possible physical repercussions? I have a secret, God can 'log in' as well, and see your vile little actions

FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY.

So why are you so defensive about it?

Okay, at this point, I can't tell if you're being serious or not. I'm seriously laughing way too hard.

Enjoy it while you can heathen


YiC
DAM

[Animenut1]

Re: Hello there!

I ran over my neighbors cat, it must have been God's Will. I told my neighbor, that even though it was painful, it was part of His Plan. It seemed to provide some measure of comfort. Had I not been a believer, what would I have said "sorry about the indifference of the universe"? that sounds more harmful



I agree




So why are you being a dick here? because there are no possible physical repercussions? I have a secret, God can 'log in' as well, and see your vile little actions




So why are you so defensive about it?






Enjoy it while you can heathen


YiC
DAM

All I can say to this is that my gut hurts from laughing so hard. And damn, this "heathen" is enjoying it. Your comment made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself. Too bad I didn't. Im making sure to sit on my bible this whole time so any form of excrement ends up giving its pages a nice coat of seasoning. Flatulence included.

[James Hutchins]

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Okay, but can you PROVE that with legitimate, solid, fact, not just conjecture based on faith and belief? If I stab myself in the foot, the proof that I did is the blood on the knife and the pain and hole in my foot, not the "belief" that I did it. So where is your undeniable PROOF that homosexuality is a sin? And since this request requires facts, data and statistics must be available. "The word of God" is not a valid, sustainable, solid bit of proof.

P.S. Are you calling my friend a liar just because his choice does not agree with your views? Or are you saying he is "not allowed" to be Christian if he is homosexual? Considering the fact that he is a certified minister and you (Im assuming) are not, I would say he has more "authority" to make that classification than you do.

Sorry friend, I am not so easily bamboozeled by your smooth talking ways.
Of course the Word of God is ireffutable proof. He created everything. If God wanted people to be Homersexals, He mould of made them a third species. Careful testing has proven, being queer is a choice.

Your close and personal 'friend' is a queer minister? Not possible to be a man of God and partake in sexaul perversion. Tell 'your friend' to cut back on the poppers and genital clamps. I get my information directly from God, not some doped out homo.

[Alphonse Alban]

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You receive orders, you follow them. How is that any different than a foot soldier following the order of his superior?

Good, you are starting to understand. God loves you if you only follow everything He says. It's so simple, follow His will and you get to heaven.

Why does this annoy you?

[Animenut1]

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Good, you are starting to understand. If you never think for yourself and listen to the non-existent words of a deity that never converses with any sentient being then, despite what any practiced psychotherapist says, the imaginary doors to a magical land gold will open and you will be happy forever because your imaginary friend effectively dictated your life and never let you be a true individual.

Why does this annoy you?

Well hey, you said it, not me. Geez. Calm your buns there, Copernicus.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Well hey, you said it, not me. Geez. Calm your buns there, Copernicus.

It's not like you can't see right above what I wrote or anything....

Why are you dodging the question?

[Animenut1]

Re: Hello there!

Sorry friend, I am not so easily bamboozeled by your smooth talking ways.

Translated: "I cant respond to that with a legitimate answer, so I have to degrade its worth somehow to make it seem like not reacting to it is the righteous thing to do."
Iiiiiiiin other words, you admit to being proven wrong but "Gods will" does not allow you to acknowledge that. One mormon down, several-hundred-million to go.

[Animenut1]

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Why are you dodging the question?

Really? Just...Really?................Really?? LMAO. Yeah, okay, you're not totally a hypocrite. Don't make me laugh so hard. Im busy fornicating with hellspawns and chanting abyssal, dark, demonic incantations to raise the plague of the netherworld. Because, you know, that's what we "heathens" make a hobby of doing.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Okie dokie, so what Im getting here from the theist nuts is that you are all trying to violently and belligerently force your perceived understandings of the concepts of "love", "divinity", "hope", "faith", and "acceptance"...by using intolerance, spite, and delusion to demean, degrade, and offend any person who does not support your beliefs?

Nope, just enjoying a private forum with all our Christian buddies, then a bunch of atheist dicks come along and start playing martyre

You're hypocrites.

In what way?

And what makes that even more morbid is that none of you have the ability to think for yourselves. All your responses are pre-programmed into your brains.

My programming is saying that you need a hug from Jesus

Person does not believe in what you do? Spite him, curse him, and damn him to hell for being heathen

We damn no one. Free will, remember? you choose your own path in life. Either make the correct on and walk with Jesus, or the incorrect one and burn. Don't blame us, you choose to turn from God. We just don't caste a blind eye, we call you out so that you can correct yourself, because we love you. You're the spiteful one.

. Person supports your beliefs? Praise him, love him, and favor him. And again, this is made even WORSE by the fact that your pre-programmed minds seem incapable of producing individual ideas of your own, leading to the most immense case of self-loving delusion conceivable by man.

Even soccer teams get trophies, plus there's the super bowl, Stanley cup etc. Go picket ESPN, or you are the hypocrite

Shall I reverse this on your own religion, folks? Here comes the pain. Know how God supposedly "created everything"? That would include homosexuality.

God created all temptation, it is our job to overcome it, not wallow in it. We all have "A cross to bear"

Now, maybe you follow that up with "When Eve ate the apple, that evil spawned the possibility of homosexuality". Okay, fine. But then why would God, who is supposedly all-knowing, all-powerful, and omnipresent, put such a dangerous item so easily within reach?

Free Will. Atheists think they're so clever, but that's what it comes down to, there is no denial from us

Now, also consider how, since he supposedly created everything, including all of how reality works, which included how the fruit of knowledge would work, why would he give such a forbidden fruit such an effect if he didn't want that to come about, even IF it was intended to teach about resisting evil (which he didn't need to create)?

Actually it's knowledge of Good and Evil, not just knowledge

Genesis 2:17But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Why not just put a fake fruit tree there, and if his IMPERFECT (think about that, folks) creations chose to disobey him, punish them for having any free will and thinking for themselves

Because that would neither allow us responsibility and free will, nor be very sporting. God trusted us in the beginning, we betrayed that trust. Did you complain to your mom that it was her fault you came home drunk, for extending your curfew? And if so, what was her response?

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And again, while Im on the subject of "alleged evil", Satan is supposedly a "defect angel".........buuuuuuuuut God would have needed to created that defect angel in the first place.

So?

Why? To take the blame off himself if he happens to screw up, which he supposedly is incapable of doing?

God, takes credit for everything, it's really not His fault if it isn't to your liking, but that's the breaks kid

Or maybe God is just a sadistic asshole that got bored, created everything, created his "main antagonist", and waited for things to get interesting while he sits back in his recliner eating popcorn and twizzlers off his pot-belly watching all of creation like a poorly-written television sitcom.

It is impossible to know the mind of God, but your little interpretation there is not only ignorant, and purposely hurtful, but also displays how little you actually know about the subject matter


1 Corinthians 2:9 - But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.

He just wants love, as do we all. And you with your snide little remarks would deny another that most basic desire? Scumbag.

Now, a slight detour. Anal sex. Ive seen it come up in this thread. Allow me to finger this subject. Feel free to laugh or sneer at that terrible pun. Whether you want to acknowledge it or not, there are pleasure receptors in the anus. I kid you not. It is a scientific fact of human anatomy. And again, I must point that out and cross-reference it to the alleged "fact" that God created everything. Let me reiterate that: EV-ER-Y-THI-NG! Narutally, that would include anal pleasure receptors.

You can be cured of your homersexuality. Brother Porter, being an ex-gay can guide you with loving hands, if you would make yourself vulnerable to his teachings.

In an attempt to cause as much misery here as possible

You seem pretty adept at attacking people for no reason, why stop now?

Also, an exciting footnote is that this minister friend of mine happens to be homosexual. Incredibly homosexual.

Obviously not a True Christian

In fact, he has admitted to me several times that I am one of the few people he has ever truly, honestly fallen in love with. Not only does he not mind my lack of theist faith, you could say he is endeared by it since he calls me "The most mature, intelligent person he has ever met"

And you didn't see that as a glaringly obvious "come on" line? He's trying to get into your pant's and you're sitting here bragging about his pillow talk? Give me a break!

"Religion is not a lifestyle, so it should not govern someones entire life. It tends to rob those people of individual thought and creativity. It is just a belief system, not unlike basic guidelines.

Stupid and queer, this guy is sounding more Holy by the second

I just wish less people would let it dominate their minds to the extent that they cant accept any new knowledge that doesn't comply with their own desires. Ive noticed many religious people letting that happen to themselves under the delusion that it is 'the will of God'. Im a minister and even I am not that bad. I feel honest concern for these people so lost that they have to rely on blind faith in a deity they so earnestly, willingly misunderstand."

And this proves what exactly. Some gay guy who claims to do God's work, defies His Will and violates His Commandments is telling you that The Bible is a bunch of nonsense?

You must be just as infatuated with him if you lapped that up

YiC
DAM

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello there!

Translated: "I cant respond to that with a legitimate answer, so I have to degrade its worth somehow to make it seem like not reacting to it is the righteous thing to do."
Iiiiiiiin other words, you admit to being proven wrong but "Gods will" does not allow you to acknowledge that. One mormon down, several-hundred-million to go.

No friend, not the case at all.
We can never be wrong, God is with us.

By the way, we are Baptists, not mormons. Typical clueless atheist wanna be.

Well hey, you said it, not me. Geez. Calm your buns there, Copernicus.

Note the not un-noticed anal reference. The 'Copernicus' cut was noted too.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Really? Just...Really?................Really?? LMAO. Yeah, okay, you're not totally a hypocrite. Don't make me laugh so hard. Im busy fornicating with hellspawns and chanting abyssal, dark, demonic incantations to raise the plague of the netherworld. Because, you know, that's what we "heathens" make a hobby of doing.

Really. As you seem to need some help, I will break it down to you.

When talking about scripture, we are 100% biblically accurate. That's because we are Christians and we follow the word of God.

Why is this a problem to you?

[SimplyUnshiny]

Re: Hello there!

It's not like you can't see right above what I wrote or anything....

Why are you dodging the question?

Hey, he's just changing your quote to fit his own feelings, just like you all do!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hello there!

Hey, he's just changing your quote to fit his own feelings, just like you all do!

Care to show me where I changed any of his quotes?

[Fallenday]

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im on simplyunshinys team for this arguement