Hello!

[John Lovell]

Hello fellow Christians. My name is john Lovell i wanted to join your forum because i am living in a place where GAYS roam free and women are allowed to vote .. my mother and father raised me in a good home where my father was the king and if my mother said otherwise she got the slap she deserved.

I became a Christian when i was born and bathed in the baptismal fountain of the blood of Jesus Christ in the church of the one god in Nowhere, Kansas

my favorite bible verse is,
Deuteronomy 13:10
10 Stone him to death, because he tried to turn you away from the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well hello, Mr. Lovell! How very nice to meet you. Are you a family man? How many children have you given your wife to bear?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Hello Mr Lovell,


Are you angry with your mother or some other uppity woman in your life? How many charred barbie heads are in the shoebox under your bed?


God Bless
DAM

[John Lovell]

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Well hello, Mr. Lovell! How very nice to meet you. Are you a family man? How many children have you given your wife to bear?

Sadly no GOD hasn't Blessed me with a wife yet but once he does i will be more than happy to share with you all

[John Lovell]

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Hello Mr Lovell,


Are you angry with your mother or some other uppity woman in your life? How many charred barbie heads are in the shoebox under your bed?


God Bless
DAM

I am not angry with my mother or anyone at the moment ... and only little girls and gays play with barbies. and I'm pretty sure I'm neither.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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... and only little girls and gays play with barbies.

I wouldn't know

and I'm pretty sure I'm neither.

So there is some doubt? How many "moments of doubt" have you had with other men? You can tell us, we're here to help you shed your sinful homersexual ways and come to Jesus

God Bless
DAM

[John Lovell]

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I wouldn't know




So there is some doubt? How many "moments of doubt" have you had with other men? You can tell us, we're here to help you shed your sinful homersexual ways and come to Jesus

God Bless
DAM

Okay let me rephrase that.. i am NOT a little girl OR gay for as the bible tells us
Leviticus 20:13

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.



And i believe the same...


read this wonderful topic and praise and say hallelujah

http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/70-year-old-stoned-to-death-because-the-bible-says-to-stone-gays/news/2011/03/18/18138

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Sadly no GOD hasn't Blessed me with a wife yet but once he does i will be more than happy to share with you all

Well that would be fabulous! I love weddings!

So tell us, what do you do for a living? In what way do you glorify the LORD?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Okay let me rephrase that.. i am NOT a little girl OR gay for as the bible tells us
Leviticus 20:13

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.



And i believe the same...


read this wonderful topic and praise and say hallelujah


http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com...11/03/18/18138

Actually, we don’t even know if the man who was stoned was gay, but his murderer thought he was.

This was taken from that article

Proverbs 24:28 - Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and deceive [not] with thy lips.

You would celebrate an unjust killing by some crazed thug?

Luke 21:34
And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.

God Bless
DAM

[John Lovell]

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Well that would be fabulous! I love weddings!

So tell us, what do you do for a living? In what way do you glorify the LORD?

i am a writer and i glorify GOD by praising him and uplifting his name in my daily prayers

[Mary Etheldreda]

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read this wonderful topic and praise and say hallelujah


http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com...11/03/18/18138

Oh I'll bet the librals had a field day with THAT!

It must be why the state of Pennsylvania declared the very next year, the YEAR OF THE BIBLE!

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[Mary Etheldreda]

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i am a writer and i glorify GOD by praising him and uplifting his name in my daily prayers

Oh how lovely!

Tell me, have you ever written any hymns? You know, we have a fair few writers here. Perhaps you'd grace us with some of your art.

The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

[John Lovell]

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This was taken from that article

Proverbs 24:28 - Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and deceive [not] with thy lips.

You would celebrate an unjust killing by some crazed thug?

Luke 21:34
And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.

God Bless
DAM

they shall surely be put to death

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Leviticus 20:13

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.



i am not celebrating it i am just pointing out that this man followed gods word

[John Lovell]

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Oh how lovely!

Tell me, have you ever written any hymns? You know, we have a fair few writers here. Perhaps you'd grace us with some of your art.

The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

well no, i havent written any hymns but i could try