Hello!

[John Lovell]

Re: Hello!

Hello Mr Lovell,


Are you angry with your mother or some other uppity woman in your life? How many charred barbie heads are in the shoebox under your bed?


God Bless
DAM

I am not angry with my mother or anyone at the moment ... and only little girls and gays play with barbies. and I'm pretty sure I'm neither.

[John Lovell]

Re: Hello!

Well hello, Mr. Lovell! How very nice to meet you. Are you a family man? How many children have you given your wife to bear?

Sadly no GOD hasn't Blessed me with a wife yet but once he does i will be more than happy to share with you all

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello!

Hello Mr Lovell,


Are you angry with your mother or some other uppity woman in your life? How many charred barbie heads are in the shoebox under your bed?


God Bless
DAM

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello!

Well hello, Mr. Lovell! How very nice to meet you. Are you a family man? How many children have you given your wife to bear?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. It seems like Jesus called you here in the nick of time. How many times have you been anally assaulted?

Please tell us about your church and your walk with Christ.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[John Lovell]

Hello fellow Christians. My name is john Lovell i wanted to join your forum because i am living in a place where GAYS roam free and women are allowed to vote .. my mother and father raised me in a good home where my father was the king and if my mother said otherwise she got the slap she deserved.

I became a Christian when i was born and bathed in the baptismal fountain of the blood of Jesus Christ in the church of the one god in Nowhere, Kansas

my favorite bible verse is,
Deuteronomy 13:10
10 Stone him to death, because he tried to turn you away from the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.