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  • #16
    Re: I would like to introduce myself

    I would also like to know how I might prove myself not to be Unsaved Trash, as I do not wish to look like an atheist to my fellow Christians.

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    • #17
      Re: I would like to introduce myself

      Originally posted by Alan Roberts Jr. View Post
      I would also like to know how I might prove myself not to be Unsaved Trash, as I do not wish to look like an atheist to my fellow Christians.
      If you truly worship and obey the LORD, then He is the vine upon which you have been grafted (John 15:4). You needn't try and manipulate anyone's emotions to like you. The fruits of your labors will give you away.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #18
        Re: I would like to introduce myself

        Originally posted by Alan Roberts Jr. View Post
        Please, be polite here. I don't want my introduction to turn in to a flame war, and neither does the Lord.
        In that case then, please explain to us why you hate Jesus, and why you enjoy killing babies so much?
        1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

        The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.

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        • #19
          Re: I would like to introduce myself

          Originally posted by the unknown prophet View Post
          In that case then, please explain to us why you hate Jesus, and why you enjoy killing babies so much?
          I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??

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          • #20
            Re: I would like to introduce myself

            Originally posted by Alan Roberts Jr. View Post
            I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??
            I for one am shocked to hear you say that.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: I would like to introduce myself

              Originally posted by Alan Roberts Jr. View Post
              I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??
              Son, what reason could you possibly have for killing babies? Only one I can think of is that you have been on a Holy War under the instruction of the Lord our God. If this is true then Hosea 13:16 would hold true:

              Samaria shall become desolate, for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shalbe dashed in pieces, and their women with childe shalbe ript vp.

              Only problem here is that there has not been a Holy War for a few hundred years.

              Now onto the main issue with your comment, why do you hate Jesus so much?
              Isaiah 66:15

              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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              • #22
                Re: I would like to introduce myself

                Originally posted by Alan Roberts Jr. View Post
                I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??
                Genesis 38:9 (KJV 1611) should be clear enough. You have chosen not to marry and I suspect that you have found release in other ways. We point these things out to you in a spirit of friendliness since you have apparently chosen to ignore our LORD's admonition to be fruitful (or have you?) and multiply. I wonder if the fruit you're gathering is...well - I shall not speak of this but rather point you to the book of Leviticus. I wonder if you've also eaten at Red Lobster on occasion.

                While I have also not married, it is my intention to do so by participating in the singles forum on this board. While I am busy with the new truck stop and rest area ministry and it will be difficult to meet a submissive woman when I am surrounded by men, no doubt eventually I will find someone willing to overlook my former cathylick ways. And hey, even if I am not married that doesn't make an excuse for you to languish in self abuse and obvious disregard for she that is waiting for you as the will of GOD intends.

                I have taken the liberty of sending you the name of a good matchmaker in your area. And hey, did your brother ever hang out at the Stonewall on Fridays?

                In manly fellowship and prayers for your dangerously-close-to-the-pit soul,

                Brother Larry

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