[Attila's Wife]

Re: Ex-Catholic (I promise)

PS: Anyone know what to do with a rosary collection? They won't burn.

I think you'll find they will, in the Fiery Furnaces of Hell.

But congratulations, Brother, and welcome.

YiC
AW

[Brother Larry]

Re: Ex-Catholic (I promise)



Whereas I have turned away from my former roots in the evil roman (I refuse to capitalize the word) church, and

Whereas I know I was a sinner, doomed to the fiery pit of eternal damnation, and

Whereas, I have 40% of my income on direct deposit to the Landover Baptist Church (Unsaved not welcome), and

Whereas, I have tried to welcome unwashed trash, respected all True Christians, and have read the KJV1611 faithfully every day, and

Whereas it pains me to be called a sinner headed for aeternal damnation,

NOW THEREFORE: Since the brawny, handsome, chiseled, muscular Pastor Zeke (hey hey!) has caused me to become a forum member (I humbly kneel before you in thanks, you stud), I hope that some of you will bless me with your love and acceptance so that I endure not the pains of HELL, but rather the luxury of Apostles Grove (Marla Jennings Christian Realty, are you listening? I'm a prospective buyer).

Brother Larry

And all the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing: and hee doth according to his will in the armie of heauen, and among the inhabitants of the earth: and none can stay his hand, or say vnto him, What doest thou?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Ex-Catholic (I promise)

Brother Larry, I hesitate to say this as clearly you mean well, but some of that sounds just a little bit gay.

I will pray for you.