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    I'm new!!!


    Hello,
    I'm still looking for a worthy church for True Christians. I became a Christian a little over a year ago, when a friend (now ex-friend) lead me to her Christian group which gave people bibles but taught them false teaching of the bible. I just hope that someone on this website can teach me how to be a True Christian so I can be saved by God and lead me to a church that I can grow in my faith.
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    Re: I'm new!!!

    Hello Neo1989.

    The way to learn about the Bible is to read it not with a study group just start at the beginning and read it all the way to the end some stories are told more than once but read them again anyway.

    Also if you look right above your post you will see the information that the True Christians(tm) here want they insist on it good luck.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

    P.S. When I said to read it all the way to the end I did not mean that you can not take breaks and sleep and have snacks sorry for the confusion.
    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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    • #3
      Re: I'm new!!!

      Hello, Neo1989, and welcome to our friendly forums! What church do you currently attend? What's your favorite Bible passage? How did you come to find Jesus in this evil, dark, depressing world?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: I'm new!!!

        Originally posted by Neo1989 View Post
        I'm still looking for a worthy church for True Christians. I became a Christian a little over a year ago, when a friend (now ex-friend) lead me to her Christian group which gave people bibles but taught them false teaching of the bible. I just hope that someone on this website can teach me how to be a True Christian so I can be saved by God and lead me to a church that I can grow in my faith.
        We are not a magical drive through wham bam kazaam turn everyone into a Heaven headed Christian place.

        Becoming a Christian, which you seem to be aspiring, requires a LOT of dedication. Your first step should be to study your King James Bible from cover to cover until your eyes bleed.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: I'm new!!!

          Originally posted by Neo1989 View Post
          Hello,
          I'm still looking for a worthy church for True Christians. I became a Christian a little over a year ago, when a friend (now ex-friend) lead me to her Christian group which gave people bibles but taught them false teaching of the bible. I just hope that someone on this website can teach me how to be a True Christian so I can be saved by God and lead me to a church that I can grow in my faith.
          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: I'm new!!!

            IM new as well.
            My name is Anthony.

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            • #7
              Re: I'm new!!!

              Originally posted by basedgodisgod View Post
              IM new as well.
              My name is Anthony.
              Please start a new thread and follow the easy to read instructions at the top of the page.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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