Hello

[Slaneesh]

Re: Hello

Thank you. We are merely trying to do our job, bringing the light of Salvation™ to heathens like you.

Thank you Basilissa, may god bless your kind loving soul.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello

Lol good luck trying to "convert" more people.

Thank you. We are merely trying to do our job, bringing the light of Salvation™ to heathens like you.

[Slaneesh]

Re: Hello

Because your foolish mouth is spewing foolish garbage?

Personally, I feel quite offended you would come here with the express purpose of attacking us for our beliefs. The Bible tells us we are doing it right when we are persecuted, but honestly, you don't seem like you WANT to be trash.

I hope that, one day, you will have a come to Jesus story, and we can all sit around and laugh about what a jerk you were when we first met.

God Bless
DAM

Lol good luck trying to "convert" more people.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello

Of course this isn't a silly game that's why I didn't fabricate a story about how I came to Christ. Can you see why proverbs 15:1-4 is my favorite scripture now?

Because your foolish mouth is spewing foolish garbage?

Personally, I feel quite offended you would come here with the express purpose of attacking us for our beliefs. The Bible tells us we are doing it right when we are persecuted, but honestly, you don't seem like you WANT to be trash.

I hope that, one day, you will have a come to Jesus story, and we can all sit around and laugh about what a jerk you were when we first met.

God Bless
DAM

[Slaneesh]

Re: Hello

Yes, it is. Do you question this?



There are no Churches in Godless California

Psalms 9:15

The heathen are sunke downe in the pit that they made: in the net which they hid, is their own foot taken.



This is not some silly game here, boy, this is the real world. Here we only tell the Truth, we do not make things up.

Of course this isn't a silly game that's why I didn't fabricate a story about how I came to Christ. Can you see why proverbs 15:1-4 is my favorite scripture now?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello

Lol you're not very bright are you. What do you mean by Muslim whore, some Indians wear rags on their heads too does that mean that they are Muslim? Of course not.

When are you going to start praising Jesus?

[Slaneesh]

Re: Hello

Because you act like a muslim whore. How did you escape getting stoned in your squalid home country?

God Bless
DAM

Lol you're not very bright are you. What do you mean by Muslim whore, some Indians wear rags on their heads too does that mean that they are Muslim? Of course not.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello

This is God's favorite forum?

Yes, it is. Do you question this?

I go to a small church in southern California.

There are no Churches in Godless California

Psalms 9:15

The heathen are sunke downe in the pit that they made: in the net which they hid, is their own foot taken.

I don't have a dramatic testimony about how i came to Christ, i could fabricate an elaborate story if you want me to...

This is not some silly game here, boy, this is the real world. Here we only tell the Truth, we do not make things up.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello

Slaneesh sounds like an Irish drinking toast to me. Like "Sláinte!" but after 2 or 3 beers too many.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello

And i am am not a rag head. I why would you even ask that question?

Because you act like a muslim whore. How did you escape getting stoned in your squalid home country?

God Bless
DAM

[Slaneesh]

Re: Hello

And i am am not a rag head. I why would you even ask that question?

[Slaneesh]

Re: Hello

This is God's favorite forum? I go to a small church in southern California. I don't have a dramatic testimony about how i came to Christ, i could fabricate an elaborate story if you want me to...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Proverbs 15:1-4 is my favorite memory verse and my parents raised me to be a christian.

That seems doubtful, as you've chosen a demon name to register on God's favorite forum.

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Jesus. Are you a raghead of some kind? What kind of name is "Slaneesh?"

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Slaneesh]

Proverbs 15:1-4 is my favorite memory verse and my parents raised me to be a christian.