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Proverbs 15:1-4 is my favorite memory verse and my parents raised me to be a christian.
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That seems doubtful, as you've chosen a demon name to register on God's favorite forum.Originally posted by Slaneesh View Post
Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Jesus. Are you a raghead of some kind? What kind of name is "Slaneesh?"
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This is God's favorite forum? I go to a small church in southern California. I don't have a dramatic testimony about how i came to Christ, i could fabricate an elaborate story if you want me to...Comment
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And i am am not a rag head. I why would you even ask that question?Comment
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Because you act like a muslim whore. How did you escape getting stoned in your squalid home country?Originally posted by Slaneesh View Post
God Bless
DAMPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Slaneesh
sounds like an Irish drinking toast to me. Like "Sláinte!" but after 2 or 3 beers too many.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Yes, it is. Do you question this?Originally posted by Slaneesh View Post
There are no Churches in Godless CaliforniaOriginally posted by Slaneesh View Post
Psalms 9:15
The heathen are sunke downe in the pit that they made: in the net which they hid, is their own foot taken.
This is not some silly game here, boy, this is the real world. Here we only tell the Truth, we do not make things up.Originally posted by Slaneesh View PostIsaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.Comment
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Lol you're not very bright are you. What do you mean by Muslim whore, some Indians wear rags on their heads too does that mean that they are Muslim? Of course not.Originally posted by Donovan A. Mordecai View PostComment
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Of course this isn't a silly game that's why I didn't fabricate a story about how I came to Christ. Can you see why proverbs 15:1-4 is my favorite scripture now?Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
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Because your foolish mouth is spewing foolish garbage?Originally posted by Slaneesh View PostOf course this isn't a silly game that's why I didn't fabricate a story about how I came to Christ. Can you see why proverbs 15:1-4 is my favorite scripture now?
Personally, I feel quite offended you would come here with the express purpose of attacking us for our beliefs. The Bible tells us we are doing it right when we are persecuted, but honestly, you don't seem like you WANT to be trash.
I hope that, one day, you will have a come to Jesus story, and we can all sit around and laugh about what a jerk you were when we first met.
God Bless
DAMPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Lol good luck trying to "convert" more people.Originally posted by Donovan A. Mordecai View PostComment
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Thank you. We are merely trying to do our job, bringing the light of Salvation™ to heathens like you.Originally posted by Slaneesh View Post
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Thank you Basilissa, may god bless your kind loving soul.Originally posted by Basilissa View PostThank you. We are merely trying to do our job, bringing the light of Salvation™ to heathens like you. Comment
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