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  • #1

    Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello! :)

    Hello, I'm new here and generally new to forums so if I don't do it right I apologize. I think it's best to start with the bible so my favourite bible verse is

    Ecclesiastes 9:16
    16 Then said I, Wisdom is better than strength: nevertheless the poor man's wisdom is despised, and his words are not heard.

    I currently attend a student run church at my school, Algonquin College but I'm looking around for church I can really call home. I was raised as a Christian but never really gave it much thought until I left for college and saw my peers partying and drinking. I didn't really seem to fit in with them and started giving serious thought to my own spiritual life I'm now looking to grow as best I can in the word of the Lord and his teachings.
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN
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    Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

    Hello! And welcome to our friendly forums! I do so love your Favorite Bible Verse! It's actually close in the Holy Bible to one of my favorites!

    Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments:
    for this is the whole duty of man.
    Ecclesiastes 12:13


    Tell us, how do you manage to keep all of God's Commandments?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

      Welcome to you then, Brother Sgt. Pepper.

      Where abouts is Algonquin College?

      It sounds like a place one might find in the heathen north country.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #4
        Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

        How do I keep all of Gods commandments? Put simply I don't. We all fall short, but I read my bible as often as possible, pray and keep his word hidden in my heart. Doing these things helps me walk the path of righteousness with good consistency.
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        • #5
          Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

          It's in Ottawa Ontario.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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          • #6
            Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

            Brother, your soul is in grave danger if you are breaking God's laws. He wasn't kidding when He said, "Thou shalt not..."

            What is your worst sinning problem?

            We might as well start there.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #7
              Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

              Originally posted by Sgt. Pepper View Post
              How do I keep all of Gods commandments? Put simply I don't. We all fall short, but I read my bible as often as possible, pray and keep his word hidden in my heart. Doing these things helps me walk the path of righteousness with good consistency.
              Welcome friend. A true Christian (tm) never falls short. Simply not possible. If you put all your faith ion God, you can never be wrong. So as long as you follow the Bible as it is written, you have no concerns. See friend, that is the beauty of Christianty. As long as you do what God commands, you do not have to worry or make hard choices. He already made them for you.

              How many sons have been birthed from your wife?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                Originally posted by Sgt. Pepper View Post
                It's in Ottawa Ontario.
                Dear Sgt;

                How many times have you been anally assaulted by the rampant French queers you've got running around up there in Cannuckistan? And what about the eskimo problem?

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel


                PS. How long have you been in the military?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                  The biggest thing I struggle with is coveting. It's hard not to look over at what your neighbour has and want it. I should clarify I'm not living in perpetual sin. I live in the light as it says in 1 John 1:7-9

                  7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                  8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

                  9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

                  I confess my sins to Jesus Christ and he forgives me of them and cleanses me from all unrighteousness and all sin.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                    Also I don't have a wife, I'm single so I have no children and I haven't served in the military. I've never met a French person who was gay though I'm certain they exist so I guess the answer to that is none. Likewise I've never had a problem with an Eskimo or Inuit as they like to be called, all the ones I've met have been very nice people. Does my nationality preclude me from being apart of this forum? If so I can go somewhere else and I'm sorry for bothering you. I did look at the rules and I didn't see any prohibition on being Canadian.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                      Originally posted by Sgt. Pepper View Post
                      Also I don't have a wife, I'm single so I have no children and I haven't served in the military. I've never met a French person who was gay though I'm certain they exist so I guess the answer to that is none. Likewise I've never had a problem with an Eskimo or Inuit as they like to be called, all the ones I've met have been very nice people. Does my nationality preclude me from being apart of this forum? If so I can go somewhere else and I'm sorry for bothering you. I did look at the rules and I didn't see any prohibition on being Canadian.
                      Oh... a queer. And without a 'buttbuddy' at that.

                      No friend, we have people from all walks of life as valued members, some are from frozen wastelands like your Canadia.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                        Originally posted by Sgt. Pepper View Post
                        The biggest thing I struggle with is coveting. It's hard not to look over at what your neighbour has and want it. I should clarify I'm not living in perpetual sin. I live in the light as it says in 1 John 1:7-9

                        7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                        8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

                        9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

                        I confess my sins to Jesus Christ and he forgives me of them and cleanses me from all unrighteousness and all sin.
                        I'm confused. If you confess your sins to Jesus Christ, and He forgives you, and He cleanses you from all unrighteousness and sin, then why are you unrighteous and sinful? It seems to me He has not actually cleansed you after all.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                          You go by "Sgt" but claim no military service?

                          That's a serious Federal Offense, friend. Impersonating a member of the military is no joke.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                            Forgive me for being unclear. I am cleansed and I am righteous in God's eyes, I simply meant my actions fall short.

                            Romans 3:23

                            23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

                            Through his grace I am perfect, in action I am not.

                            I'm also not quite clear how come I'm a queer simply because I don't have a wife. I mean I don't have a boyfriend or husband either. On top of this the apostle Paul remained single.

                            1 Corinthians 7: 7-9

                            7 For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.

                            8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.

                            9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

                            He praises those who are single.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Bonjour, ¡hola, Hello!

                              It's a Beatles reference, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. I don't claim to be in the military, it's just my online alias. I have several friends who served in the Military and it's never been an issue before.
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