My introduction

[Scott Cole]

Hello Brothers and sisters of Land Over

My name is Scott Cole I'm 55 years young, currently living in Melbourne Australia I have 8 children, 7 boys and one daughter.
The Church i attend is Northside Christian Church, Although it's filled to the brim with smelly boat people and minorities It still has it's charm, although the smell doesn't affect me and my family quite as much as the non tithing part of our community.

My favorite verse from the Bible would have to be:

Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

Hope to be hearing from you all soon

God Bless

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome, Scott. Tell us how you found Jesus.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Welcome, Mr Cole.

It must be tough living around simple fishing people and rampant kangaroos. I've heard quite a few horror stories of forearm licking and mass sodomy from those abominable creatures in various parts of your neck of the woods.

Let's hope your godly influence can help those around you rise to the occasion. I'm looking forward to your contributions.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[Scott Cole]

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Welcome, Scott. Tell us how you found Jesus.

Hello Pim, I first found our Lord when i was 22, That part of my life was extremely dark.

I had a very close friend named Clarence He and I used to do everything together. One night he invited me over to his place for a few beers with a few of his friends they were all doing this drug called ecstasy and being the young hooligan i once was i decided to join in.

It didn't take long for things to get weird and as the night progressed Clarence and his Friends started to 'gay out' as the kids say these days, and i too felt aroused and joined in the circle jerk that had formed.

When morning came i felt an over whelming sense of shame, for the next few weeks i was bed ridden crying and vomiting. I went to a doctor who couldn't seem to find out what was wrong with me. I later that week found an add for a born again christian group who were looking for victims of gang rape, I decided to give it a try.

As the weeks went by I Finally plucked up the courage to speak of my mishap with Clarence and his devil worshiping friends to my Pastor and explained my strange illness he looked at me and said something along the lines of "Son we need to pray the gay away"

so that weekend's service he baptized me, And 2 years of sturdy praying healed me to full health. it's been 33 years and I haven't felt the urge to gay out ever again. Praise be he!

God Bless

p.s sorry about the wall of text

[Scott Cole]

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Welcome, Mr Cole.

It must be tough living around simple fishing people and rampant kangaroos. I've heard quite a few horror stories of forearm licking and mass sodomy from those abominable creatures in various parts of your neck of the woods.

Let's hope your godly influence can help those around you rise to the occasion. I'm looking forward to your contributions.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

Hello Pastor, With our new Prime minister now in action I think Australia has a bright future. He has already made promises to thwart gay marriage (Glory!) and now is taking firm action against the boat people

Truly amazing times for Australia

[Pim Pendergast]

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Hello Pim, I first found our Lord when i was 22, That part of my life was extremely dark . . .

That was a heartwarming testimony! There are many ex-gays on this forum, so you're in good company. You're living proof that if one can simply choose to be gay, then one can choose not to be gay again. I hope you'll be able to minister to others who have chosen to be afflicted with same-sex attraction.

Hello Pastor, With our new Prime minister now in action I think Australia has a bright future. He has already made promises to thwart gay marriage (Glory!) and now is taking firm action against the boat people

I'm an Aussie too. I'm also overjoyed at the change in leadership. I'm sure now the Royal Australian Navy will be given the go ahead to torpedo refugee boats as soon as they enter Australian waters. Even though Tony Abbot is a catholic, he has sensible policies on ethical issues like gay marriage (against) and isn't fooled by the climate change hoax. I just hope at some point down the track if there's a leadership challenge we don't get stuck with the liberal (small "l") Malcolm Turnbull.

[Scott Cole]

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That was a heartwarming testimony! There are many ex-gays on this forum, so you're in good company. You're living proof that if one can simply choose to be gay, then one can choose not to be gay again. I hope you'll be able to minister to others who have chosen to be afflicted with same-sex attraction.



I'm an Aussie too. I'm also overjoyed at the change in leadership. I'm sure now the Royal Australian Navy will be given the go ahead to torpedo refugee boats as soon as they enter Australian waters. Even though Tony Abbot is a catholic, he has sensible policies on ethical issues like gay marriage (against) and isn't fooled by the climate change hoax. I just hope at some point down the track if there's a leadership challenge we don't get stuck with the liberal (small "l") Malcolm Turnbull.

Thank you for your kind words Brother, It feels my heart with joy seeing how you feel about our new PM. Hopefully he may see the light and convert to Christianity. but for now we cant complain about his attitude towards gay Marriage and the boat people, He surely is a man of action

God Bless

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Mr. Cole, may I call you Scott?

Mr. Cole, I am sorry to hear about the daughter. God does test us every day, be blessed only 1/8th of your family is tainted.

How do you thank God every day for allowing you to live?

[Scott Cole]

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Welcome Mr. Cole, may I call you Scott?

Mr. Cole, I am sorry to hear about the daughter. God does test us every day, be blessed only 1/8th of your family is tainted.

How do you thank God every day for allowing you to live?

Hello dear Brother, you may of course call me Scott.

My Daughter May can be a bit of an annoyance but i keep her in check with a strong hand. she turns 14 soon and I am currently looking for a suitor.I am also blessed to have a wife who does as i say and can cook.

I regularly make large donations to our local Church and have given the Pastor my eldest son as an Altar boy. And i of course pray day to day for Gods sweet love that most people take for granted

God Bless

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I regularly make large donations to our local Church and have given the Pastor my eldest son as an Altar boy. And i of course pray day to day for Gods sweet love that most people take for granted

An altar boy? At a Baptist church?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Attila's Wife]

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An altar boy? At a Baptist church?

What he's got there is RCs or (worse by far!) the CofE masquerading as True Christians.

Brother Scott, take your son and run from them - NOW!

YiC
AW

[Scott Cole]

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An altar boy? At a Baptist church?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Hello Brother, The Church i attend is Anglicanism they traditionally have Altar boys in service, I can assure you no catholic shenanigans happen behind closed doors

God Bless

[Alvin Moss]

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Mr. Cole, your scheme is thwarted by your ignorance. You are another Roman spy sent to find out what Christians are doing. No doubt, your Pope is planning another of his attrocities against Christians.

I case you haven't figured out yet how you were unmasked, only fairy Catholic priests have altar boys.

Even though you have come here to this site with violence and mayhem on your mind, we welcome you. Why, you ask? Well, it's like this- we see this as an opportunity to save another Catholic from Hell. We are hopeful that you will see the Light and come to Jesus, thereby becoming saved instead of damned, but it is up to you.

God Bless!

[Scott Cole]

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I understand being an Anglican Christian may be a confusing topic, And i apologize to any one who might of been confused . We do read the James King bible at our particular Church, As most Anglican Christians do

God Bless

[Alvin Moss]

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I understand being an Anglican Christian may be a confusing topic, And i apologize to any one who might of been confused . We do read the James King bible at our particular Church, As most Anglican Christians do

God Bless

There is no such thing as an Anglican Christian.