[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Of course not! What would a woman have to say anyway. Upon marriage she becomes an extension of her husband and anything brilliant that hasn't crossed HIS mind yet will certainly not cross hers!

Every time in history that a woman has been allowed to assume a leadership position, the first thing she does is demand that men penetrate her in the rear instead of in the front. This is in her capacity as a servant of Satan. A woman left to her own devices wants nothing more than to prevent the conception of children and receive anal stimulation. Short of that, she will get abortions or cannibalize her offspring.

Even when a woman is loosely monitored, if you allow her to handle tools, she will use them to construct false idols disguised as ordinary whittling or outsider art. My ex-wife Ethel (who now burns in Hell) was always trying to express herself artistically. This is nothing but a ploy to create simulacra for demons to inhabit, when it is practiced by women.

A woman who constructs false idols, or requests anal sex, should be treated punitively by her loving husband for the sake of her salvation, and that of the men around her that she would rape.

[WWJDnow]

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Our pastor says that we are no longer Jews. Being White is on the inside, not on the outside! We're Ashkenazics.

Welcome, Born Again! I don't think I've ever heard of that kind of Nazi before, but, hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm really glad that you and your husband have found Jesus and found us!

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Fundamental eh? Do they allow women to talk in your church?

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Of course not! What would a woman have to say anyway. Upon marriage she becomes an extension of her husband and anything brilliant that hasn't crossed HIS mind yet will certainly not cross hers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mrs. Schlomo. If you and your kike husband really want to become Saved(c), you'll send in whatever gelt you've got stashed away to me, here at Landover Baptist Church. Jesus is ready to wash that joo-stink off you with His Holy Blood, but first you ned to show some good faith. How much can you have put together before Sunday?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Basilissa]

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It's a town. Lots of people say it isn't but they don't know anything. Call it whatever you want. I know better.

Well, do these people who "don't know anything" see that non-existing ghost town of yours as a part of a real town that is actually recognized in official cartography?

[John Creeser]

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I'm from Germany and that's how we spell it in German.

I'm a member of the Fundamental Truth Church.

Fundamental eh? Do they allow women to talk in your church?

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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It's a town. Lots of people say it isn't but they don't know anything. Call it whatever you want. I know better.

[Basilissa]

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No, Bruckenheim. We're a small town. We're not even on the map.

A town so small that Mapquest and GoogleMaps cannot find it is not a town. Even the tiniest villages are on maps nowadays. Even the middle-of-nowhere village where God has decided to send me is on the maps, and that really says something.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Did you mean Brackenheim? Google cannot locate a town called "Bruckenheim." Also, there's no Kartoffelstraße in Brackenheim. (Who would have a church on Potato Street, anyway?)

No, Bruckenheim. We're a small town. We're not even on the map.

[Basilissa]

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Yes, but we are a member of the Jews For White Nationalism organization which my husband's parents founded! We realize that we were born with a handicap.

My church is in Bruckenheim, in the Kartoffelstrasse. We don't have a website.

Did you mean Brackenheim? Google cannot locate a town called "Bruckenheim." Also, there's no Kartoffelstraße in Brackenheim. (Who would have a church on Potato Street, anyway?)

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Oh, so there are some Jews left in Germany?



Where is your church? Does it have a website?

Yes, but we are a member of the Jews For White Nationalism organization which my husband's parents founded! We realize that we were born with a handicap.

My church is in Bruckenheim, in the Kartoffelstrasse. We don't have a website.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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What do you plan to do tomorrow?

I'm going to clean the house, talk to my son's teacher about his bad behavior, and what needs to be done about it (teachers are suddenly not allowed to hand out beatings anymore, so my husband is probably going to unleash his belt when he gets home), then I'm gonna cook and offer my husband to have coitus with him, because we want to have another son. Nothing after sundown, though. We still stick to the Sabbath, just in case!

[Basilissa]

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I'm from Germany and that's how we spell it in German.

Oh, so there are some Jews left in Germany?

I'm a member of the Fundamental Truth Church.

Where is your church? Does it have a website?

[Born Again Yesterday]

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An Ashkenazi would probably not misspelled her own ethnic name.... but assuming you are actually telling the truth, which Central/Eastern European country do you call your own?

I'm from Germany and that's how we spell it in German.

I'm a member of the Fundamental Truth Church.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello

Our pastor says that we are no longer Jews. Being White is on the inside, not on the outside! We're Ashkenazics.

An Ashkenazi would probably not misspelled her own ethnic name.... but assuming you are actually telling the truth, which Central/Eastern European country do you call your own?