[HonestSeeker]

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Oh wow! We both completely missed that. I feel very ashamed now, but you know what it is with the Bible: sometimes you get so caught up in its brilliance and divine beauty that you miss important things completely... Especially women: we are overly emotional and the Bible makes our eyes watery sometimes. Of course this is no excuse, and I will be reading Galations 5 : 2 at least a hundred times this evening. And I will tell my dear husband that Christ told me that he prefers a male member in its original, G-d - given state.

You know how it is with Jews: they always think that they have a special relationship with G-d. But Jesus has Saved us and we must give up that arrogance.

You says yer from Germany yet yer location says Finland. Hmmm...

By the way, 'ex-joo', how many Christian babies did you and yer hubby berl in erl whiles you was still joo-ing?

[Didymus Much]

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...And I will tell my dear husband that Christ told me that he prefers a male member in its original, G-d - given state...

Uh, Bioggy's not Christ. Christ already said (through Paul) He doesn't care about foreskins:

Galatians 5:6 "For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love."

...G-d - given state...

What's this G-d business? Only Jews do that (out of some twisted sense that any lowly human mentioning God's name [which is actually Jealous] couldn't help but be blasphemous [contravening the 3rd Commandment]).

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Oh wow! We both completely missed that. I feel very ashamed now, but you know what it is with the Bible: sometimes you get so caught up in its brilliance and divine beauty that you miss important things completely... Especially women: we are overly emotional and the Bible makes our eyes watery sometimes. Of course this is no excuse, and I will be reading Galations 5 : 2 at least a hundred times this evening. And I will tell my dear husband that Christ told me that he prefers a male member in its original, G-d - given state.

You know how it is with Jews: they always think that they have a special relationship with G-d. But Jesus has Saved us and we must give up that arrogance.

[bioggy]

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If you do not read the KJV then you will not know what He wants.

Just remember the Bible has all the answers! Our Lord tells us what He wants!

Galations 5:2 - Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Just in case the Lord prefers a clean-cut man! We don't want to call his Wrath upon us!

Have you or your husband ever read the Holy Bible to see what the LORD prefers?

Circumcision is nothing, and uncircumcision is nothing, but the keeping of the commandments of God.
1 Corinthians 7:19

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Just in case of what?

Just in case the Lord prefers a clean-cut man! We don't want to call his Wrath upon us!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Thank you, but my husband isn't doing that. He wants to stay circumcized, just in case!

Just in case of what?

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Has your husband un-brissed himself? This information might be useful to him.

http://www.restoringforeskin.org/beg...in-restoration

Thank you, but my husband isn't doing that. He wants to stay circumcized, just in case!

[Born Again Yesterday]

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It was the end of a long, arduous path of lesbian fornication and other forms of torture. Her mind was in the grip of Satan, so she frequently ran away, forcing me to chain her to the kitchen floor. One thing led to another, and eventually God smote her with the stones of anonymous vigilantes who still remain at large, in my front yard in Freehold, in broad daylight. Nobody saw the faces of these brave men, but I thank them everyday for sending Ethel to Hell so that I could replace her with a True Christian™ wife.

That is such a heartwarming story! Praise Jesus! Looks like He sent you those brave men! Good to know that there are still True Christians™ out there that are willing to rid their brothers of evil.

[Roberta]

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Thank you all for the warm welcome!

My husband also converted to Christianity. He converted quite a few times in his life. First to Catholicism and now to True Christianity.

My husband and I used to be of the Jewish ethnicity but when we converted we gave that up and now we are White.

Has your husband un-brissed himself? This information might be useful to him.

http://www.restoringforeskin.org/beginners-guide-foreskin-restoration

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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May I ask you what happened to your ex-wife? Very sorry to hear that she wasn't a True Christian™.

It was the end of a long, arduous path of lesbian fornication and other forms of torture. Her mind was in the grip of Satan, so she frequently ran away, forcing me to chain her to the kitchen floor. One thing led to another, and eventually God smote her with the stones of anonymous vigilantes who still remain at large, in my front yard in Freehold, in broad daylight. Nobody saw the faces of these brave men, but I thank them everyday for sending Ethel to Hell so that I could replace her with a True Christian™ wife.

[Thomas Taylor]

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Hi everybody!

I just converted from Judaism to True Christianity™ yesterday, and I'm looking for a place where I can talk about Jesus and learn more on how to be a good Christian woman.

I'm married and I have two children, and I'm a stay at home-mom. My favorite scripture is:


John 11:35: “Jesus wept".

Because it is easy to read and shows how much Christ cares about everything.

Have a blessed day, everybody!

Well heloo0 there my little nazi friend, welcome to the forum. I hope we all get to know you much better than we do now.

That was a nice introduction. I only have one thing that I might comment on. Jesus does not care for everything. The Bible (KJV 1611) is very clear on that in hundreds of places, here is one:

John 3:36

He that beleeueth on the Sonne, hath euerlasting life: and he that beleeueth not the Sonne, shall not see life: but the wrath of God abideth on him

Now, I would advise you to go and pick up your Bible (KJV 1611) and read it properly in the understanding that God's Love, and through Him, the Love Of Christ, is conditional.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hi everybody!

I just converted from Judaism to True Christianity™ yesterday, and I'm looking for a place where I can talk about Jesus and learn more on how to be a good Christian woman.

I'm married and I have two children, and I'm a stay at home-mom. My favorite scripture is:


John 11:35: “Jesus wept".

Because it is easy to read and shows how much Christ cares about everything.

Have a blessed day, everybody!

Hello and welcome, BAY! (What shall we call you, by the way?)

This is Jesus' Favorite Forum and His Word is alive and well here, as you seem to have recognized (Hebrews 4:12).

Yes, the very Spirit of the Living God abides in our servers...

When the Lord shall have washed away the filth of the daughters of Zion, and shall have purged the blood of Jerusalem from the midst thereof by the spirit of judgment, and by the spirit of burning. (Isaiah 4:4)

I look forward to seeing your posts. Congrats on leaving behind the sinking ship of Judaism for the life-giving church of Jesus Christ...

The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. (John 10:10)

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Every time in history that a woman has been allowed to assume a leadership position, the first thing she does is demand that men penetrate her in the rear instead of in the front. This is in her capacity as a servant of Satan. A woman left to her own devices wants nothing more than to prevent the conception of children and receive anal stimulation. Short of that, she will get abortions or cannibalize her offspring.

Even when a woman is loosely monitored, if you allow her to handle tools, she will use them to construct false idols disguised as ordinary whittling or outsider art. My ex-wife Ethel (who now burns in Hell) was always trying to express herself artistically. This is nothing but a ploy to create simulacra for demons to inhabit, when it is practiced by women.

A woman who constructs false idols, or requests anal sex, should be treated punitively by her loving husband for the sake of her salvation, and that of the men around her that she would rape.

That is very interesting. I had never looked at it like that before. Are there any books written about this phenomenon?

Women and children should NOT be permitted to make amy attempts at making art. In fact, I am thinking about leaving my church because my son was given a coloring plate of the Last Supper in Sunday school!

May I ask you what happened to your ex-wife? Very sorry to hear that she wasn't a True Christian™.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mrs. Schlomo. If you and your kike husband really want to become Saved©, you'll send in whatever gelt you've got stashed away to me, here at Landover Baptist Church. Jesus is ready to wash that joo-stink off you with His Holy Blood, but first you ned to show some good faith. How much can you have put together before Sunday?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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Thank you, Pastor. I hope that I am on the right path of becoming a True Christian™.