[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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May I ask you what happened to your ex-wife? Very sorry to hear that she wasn't a True Christian™.

It was the end of a long, arduous path of lesbian fornication and other forms of torture. Her mind was in the grip of Satan, so she frequently ran away, forcing me to chain her to the kitchen floor. One thing led to another, and eventually God smote her with the stones of anonymous vigilantes who still remain at large, in my front yard in Freehold, in broad daylight. Nobody saw the faces of these brave men, but I thank them everyday for sending Ethel to Hell so that I could replace her with a True Christian™ wife.

[Roberta]

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Thank you all for the warm welcome!

My husband also converted to Christianity. He converted quite a few times in his life. First to Catholicism and now to True Christianity.

My husband and I used to be of the Jewish ethnicity but when we converted we gave that up and now we are White.

Has your husband un-brissed himself? This information might be useful to him.

http://www.restoringforeskin.org/beginners-guide-foreskin-restoration

[Born Again Yesterday]

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It was the end of a long, arduous path of lesbian fornication and other forms of torture. Her mind was in the grip of Satan, so she frequently ran away, forcing me to chain her to the kitchen floor. One thing led to another, and eventually God smote her with the stones of anonymous vigilantes who still remain at large, in my front yard in Freehold, in broad daylight. Nobody saw the faces of these brave men, but I thank them everyday for sending Ethel to Hell so that I could replace her with a True Christian™ wife.

That is such a heartwarming story! Praise Jesus! Looks like He sent you those brave men! Good to know that there are still True Christians™ out there that are willing to rid their brothers of evil.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Has your husband un-brissed himself? This information might be useful to him.

http://www.restoringforeskin.org/beg...in-restoration

Thank you, but my husband isn't doing that. He wants to stay circumcized, just in case!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Thank you, but my husband isn't doing that. He wants to stay circumcized, just in case!

Just in case of what?

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Just in case of what?

Just in case the Lord prefers a clean-cut man! We don't want to call his Wrath upon us!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Just in case the Lord prefers a clean-cut man! We don't want to call his Wrath upon us!

Have you or your husband ever read the Holy Bible to see what the LORD prefers?

Circumcision is nothing, and uncircumcision is nothing, but the keeping of the commandments of God.
1 Corinthians 7:19

[bioggy]

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If you do not read the KJV then you will not know what He wants.

Just remember the Bible has all the answers! Our Lord tells us what He wants!

Galations 5:2 - Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Oh wow! We both completely missed that. I feel very ashamed now, but you know what it is with the Bible: sometimes you get so caught up in its brilliance and divine beauty that you miss important things completely... Especially women: we are overly emotional and the Bible makes our eyes watery sometimes. Of course this is no excuse, and I will be reading Galations 5 : 2 at least a hundred times this evening. And I will tell my dear husband that Christ told me that he prefers a male member in its original, G-d - given state.

You know how it is with Jews: they always think that they have a special relationship with G-d. But Jesus has Saved us and we must give up that arrogance.

[Didymus Much]

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...And I will tell my dear husband that Christ told me that he prefers a male member in its original, G-d - given state...

Uh, Bioggy's not Christ. Christ already said (through Paul) He doesn't care about foreskins:

Galatians 5:6 "For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love."

...G-d - given state...

What's this G-d business? Only Jews do that (out of some twisted sense that any lowly human mentioning God's name [which is actually Jealous] couldn't help but be blasphemous [contravening the 3rd Commandment]).

[HonestSeeker]

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Oh wow! We both completely missed that. I feel very ashamed now, but you know what it is with the Bible: sometimes you get so caught up in its brilliance and divine beauty that you miss important things completely... Especially women: we are overly emotional and the Bible makes our eyes watery sometimes. Of course this is no excuse, and I will be reading Galations 5 : 2 at least a hundred times this evening. And I will tell my dear husband that Christ told me that he prefers a male member in its original, G-d - given state.

You know how it is with Jews: they always think that they have a special relationship with G-d. But Jesus has Saved us and we must give up that arrogance.

You says yer from Germany yet yer location says Finland. Hmmm...

By the way, 'ex-joo', how many Christian babies did you and yer hubby berl in erl whiles you was still joo-ing?