[Born Again Yesterday]

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Oh, so there are some Jews left in Germany?



Where is your church? Does it have a website?

Yes, but we are a member of the Jews For White Nationalism organization which my husband's parents founded! We realize that we were born with a handicap.

My church is in Bruckenheim, in the Kartoffelstrasse. We don't have a website.

[Basilissa]

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Yes, but we are a member of the Jews For White Nationalism organization which my husband's parents founded! We realize that we were born with a handicap.

My church is in Bruckenheim, in the Kartoffelstrasse. We don't have a website.

Did you mean Brackenheim? Google cannot locate a town called "Bruckenheim." Also, there's no Kartoffelstraße in Brackenheim. (Who would have a church on Potato Street, anyway?)

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Did you mean Brackenheim? Google cannot locate a town called "Bruckenheim." Also, there's no Kartoffelstraße in Brackenheim. (Who would have a church on Potato Street, anyway?)

No, Bruckenheim. We're a small town. We're not even on the map.

[Basilissa]

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No, Bruckenheim. We're a small town. We're not even on the map.

A town so small that Mapquest and GoogleMaps cannot find it is not a town. Even the tiniest villages are on maps nowadays. Even the middle-of-nowhere village where God has decided to send me is on the maps, and that really says something.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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It's a town. Lots of people say it isn't but they don't know anything. Call it whatever you want. I know better.

[John Creeser]

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I'm from Germany and that's how we spell it in German.

I'm a member of the Fundamental Truth Church.

Fundamental eh? Do they allow women to talk in your church?

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Basilissa]

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It's a town. Lots of people say it isn't but they don't know anything. Call it whatever you want. I know better.

Well, do these people who "don't know anything" see that non-existing ghost town of yours as a part of a real town that is actually recognized in official cartography?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mrs. Schlomo. If you and your kike husband really want to become Saved(c), you'll send in whatever gelt you've got stashed away to me, here at Landover Baptist Church. Jesus is ready to wash that joo-stink off you with His Holy Blood, but first you ned to show some good faith. How much can you have put together before Sunday?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Fundamental eh? Do they allow women to talk in your church?

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Of course not! What would a woman have to say anyway. Upon marriage she becomes an extension of her husband and anything brilliant that hasn't crossed HIS mind yet will certainly not cross hers!

[WWJDnow]

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Our pastor says that we are no longer Jews. Being White is on the inside, not on the outside! We're Ashkenazics.

Welcome, Born Again! I don't think I've ever heard of that kind of Nazi before, but, hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm really glad that you and your husband have found Jesus and found us!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Of course not! What would a woman have to say anyway. Upon marriage she becomes an extension of her husband and anything brilliant that hasn't crossed HIS mind yet will certainly not cross hers!

Every time in history that a woman has been allowed to assume a leadership position, the first thing she does is demand that men penetrate her in the rear instead of in the front. This is in her capacity as a servant of Satan. A woman left to her own devices wants nothing more than to prevent the conception of children and receive anal stimulation. Short of that, she will get abortions or cannibalize her offspring.

Even when a woman is loosely monitored, if you allow her to handle tools, she will use them to construct false idols disguised as ordinary whittling or outsider art. My ex-wife Ethel (who now burns in Hell) was always trying to express herself artistically. This is nothing but a ploy to create simulacra for demons to inhabit, when it is practiced by women.

A woman who constructs false idols, or requests anal sex, should be treated punitively by her loving husband for the sake of her salvation, and that of the men around her that she would rape.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mrs. Schlomo. If you and your kike husband really want to become Saved©, you'll send in whatever gelt you've got stashed away to me, here at Landover Baptist Church. Jesus is ready to wash that joo-stink off you with His Holy Blood, but first you ned to show some good faith. How much can you have put together before Sunday?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thank you, Pastor. I hope that I am on the right path of becoming a True Christian™.

[Born Again Yesterday]

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Every time in history that a woman has been allowed to assume a leadership position, the first thing she does is demand that men penetrate her in the rear instead of in the front. This is in her capacity as a servant of Satan. A woman left to her own devices wants nothing more than to prevent the conception of children and receive anal stimulation. Short of that, she will get abortions or cannibalize her offspring.

Even when a woman is loosely monitored, if you allow her to handle tools, she will use them to construct false idols disguised as ordinary whittling or outsider art. My ex-wife Ethel (who now burns in Hell) was always trying to express herself artistically. This is nothing but a ploy to create simulacra for demons to inhabit, when it is practiced by women.

A woman who constructs false idols, or requests anal sex, should be treated punitively by her loving husband for the sake of her salvation, and that of the men around her that she would rape.

That is very interesting. I had never looked at it like that before. Are there any books written about this phenomenon?

Women and children should NOT be permitted to make amy attempts at making art. In fact, I am thinking about leaving my church because my son was given a coloring plate of the Last Supper in Sunday school!

May I ask you what happened to your ex-wife? Very sorry to hear that she wasn't a True Christian™.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hi everybody!

I just converted from Judaism to True Christianity™ yesterday, and I'm looking for a place where I can talk about Jesus and learn more on how to be a good Christian woman.

I'm married and I have two children, and I'm a stay at home-mom. My favorite scripture is:


John 11:35: “Jesus wept".

Because it is easy to read and shows how much Christ cares about everything.

Have a blessed day, everybody!

Hello and welcome, BAY! (What shall we call you, by the way?)

This is Jesus' Favorite Forum and His Word is alive and well here, as you seem to have recognized (Hebrews 4:12).

Yes, the very Spirit of the Living God abides in our servers...

When the Lord shall have washed away the filth of the daughters of Zion, and shall have purged the blood of Jerusalem from the midst thereof by the spirit of judgment, and by the spirit of burning. (Isaiah 4:4)

I look forward to seeing your posts. Congrats on leaving behind the sinking ship of Judaism for the life-giving church of Jesus Christ...

The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. (John 10:10)

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[Thomas Taylor]

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Hi everybody!

I just converted from Judaism to True Christianity™ yesterday, and I'm looking for a place where I can talk about Jesus and learn more on how to be a good Christian woman.

I'm married and I have two children, and I'm a stay at home-mom. My favorite scripture is:


John 11:35: “Jesus wept".

Because it is easy to read and shows how much Christ cares about everything.

Have a blessed day, everybody!

Well heloo0 there my little nazi friend, welcome to the forum. I hope we all get to know you much better than we do now.

That was a nice introduction. I only have one thing that I might comment on. Jesus does not care for everything. The Bible (KJV 1611) is very clear on that in hundreds of places, here is one:

John 3:36

He that beleeueth on the Sonne, hath euerlasting life: and he that beleeueth not the Sonne, shall not see life: but the wrath of God abideth on him

Now, I would advise you to go and pick up your Bible (KJV 1611) and read it properly in the understanding that God's Love, and through Him, the Love Of Christ, is conditional.