[Cranky Old Man]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

I'm no drunk my legs were blown off in combat.

And America thanks you for that! Who needs legs anyway.

How many unbelievers did you kill for Jesus?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

I'm no drunk my legs were blown off in combat.

Sorry to hear about that friend, was it an IUD that blew them off?

But enough about your problems. What have you done for Jesus lately.

[Didymus Much]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

Sorry to hear about that friend, was it an IUD that blew them off?...

You meant to say IED, right?

Right?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

You meant to say IED, right?

Right?

They're pretty much the same thing, aren't they? They both kill people.

[Didymus Much]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

They're pretty much the same thing, aren't they?...

Uh, yeah, sure, OK. <backing away slowly, trying not to startle>

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

Uh, yeah, sure, OK. <backing away slowly, trying not to startle>

Watch how they crawl away when confronted with the full majesty of God's Justice!



Didymus, even a sinner like you can admit that killing soldiers and killing unviable pre-children is the same in God's Eyes, right?

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Didymus Much]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

...Didymus, even a sinner like you can admit that killing soldiers and killing unviable pre-children is the same in God's Eyes, right?...

God's eyes? He only has ONE.

Ezra 5:5 "But the eye of their God was upon the elders of the Jews, that they could not cause them to cease, till the matter came to Darius: and then they returned answer by letter concerning this matter."

You worship a cyclops!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

God's eyes? He only has ONE.

Ezra 5:5 "But the eye of their God was upon the elders of the Jews, that they could not cause them to cease, till the matter came to Darius: and then they returned answer by letter concerning this matter."

You worship a cyclops!!

Nice try, dummy. That's a figure of speech ("I've got my eye on you!" etc. etc.).

You must've skipped over verses like this:

(Genesis 6:8) "But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD."

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: John C. Coleman at your service!

God's eyes? He only has ONE.

Ezra 5:5 "But the eye of their God was upon the elders of the Jews, that they could not cause them to cease, till the matter came to Darius: and then they returned answer by letter concerning this matter."

You worship a cyclops!!

Hey atheist. God has eyes everywhere:

2 Chronicles 16:9

For the eyes of the Lord run to and fro throughout the whole earth, to shewe himselfe strong in the behalfe of them, whose heart is perfite towards him. Herein thou hast done foolishly; therefore, from hencefoorth thou shalt haue warres

He is therefore not a cyclops as you say. He is an ALL seeing God with many eyes.

Right now He's probably watching you and considering what your punishment will be come the Day of Reckoning.