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  • Sapphire Beam
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Sep 2013
    • 13

    #1

    I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

    Back to the story, I was trying to find decent trolling site.
    and then, I found this site.
    I shall introduce myself then.
    I'm Muslim teenager and here's some facts about myself.
    1- I'm a brony (Male fan of my little pony)
    2- LGBT supporter. In other words, pro-gay
    3- a gamer

    Feel free to ask me more questions!
    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

    Originally posted by Sapphire Beam View Post
    Back to the story, I was trying to find decent trolling site.
    and then, I found this site.
    I shall introduce myself then.
    I'm Muslim teenager and here's some facts about myself.
    1- I'm a brony (Male fan of my little pony)
    2- LGBT supporter. In other words, pro-gay
    3- a gamer

    Feel free to ask me more questions!
    At what age did you father sell your sisters to be sexual slaves forced wives of old men?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

      A trolling site? I didn't even know mooslims ate fish.



      Yours in Christ (NOT MO-HAMBONE),

      Z. Smyth
      sigpic

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      • Sapphire Beam
        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
        • Sep 2013
        • 13

        #4
        Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        At what age did you father sell your sisters to be sexual slaves forced wives of old men?

        did your*
        sex slaves*
        Check your own grammar first, bitch
        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        A trolling site? I didn't even know mooslims ate fish.



        Yours in Christ (NOT MO-HAMBONE),

        Z. Smyth
        What the fuck are you even trying to say?!?
        Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

          Originally posted by Sapphire Beam View Post
          did your*
          sex slaves*
          Check your own grammar first, bitch
          1. Why do you get angry so easily and why do you try to dodge question?
          2. For an average brony it takes usually 3 somewhat civilized posts before they start to post their fantasies about having sex with animals. As you already drop the civilized behavior, how long it will be now before you have usual brony meltdown and start posting your bestiality fantasies?

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

            I see your mother neglected to teach you decent manners. Do they not believe in civilized discourse where you're from?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #7
              Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

              Originally posted by Sapphire Beam View Post
              did your*
              sex slaves*
              Check your own grammar first, bitch

              What the piffle are you even trying to say?!?
              Strong language is not appreciated here, fellow.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Do they not believe in civilized discourse where you're from?
                He's a furry mudslime sodomite. To the likes of him, civilized discourse involves politely using lubricant before raping a pet dog then blowing up innocent civilians.
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                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                  He's a furry mudslime sodomite. To the likes of him, civilized discourse involves politely using lubricant before raping a pet dog then blowing up innocent civilians.
                  You make a good point, Sister.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

                    Originally posted by Sapphire Beam View Post
                    did your*
                    sex slaves*
                    Check your own grammar first, bitch

                    What the piffle are you even trying to say?!?
                    Why are you being so mean? We're just trying to help you.

                    sigpic

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                    • Sapphire Beam
                      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                      • Sep 2013
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

                      too legit infraction message

                      Also, you guys can keep posting.
                      You are entertaining me
                      Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                      • Callisto
                        WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 174

                        #12
                        Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

                        Originally posted by Sapphire Beam View Post
                        Check your own grammar first, bitch
                        Oh, I was fine with you even if you're a brony. Then you had to say this. I'm not surprised that you're a Muslim, a brony and a gamer, three groups I've come to expect misogynist bullshit from (the bronies are particularly perplexing when it comes to this). Climb back into whatever bro-hole you crawled out of, shitstain.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

                          Originally posted by Sapphire Beam View Post
                          Also, you guys can keep posting.
                          You are entertaining me
                          How kind of you to say. Tell me, does the is entertain you?




                          Does raping a girl in the name of your desert god entertain you? Does tearing at the flesh and causing internal damage to delicate areas entertain you? Does capitalizing on vulnerability entertain you?

                          Do you even know what the hell people are doing in the name of your perverted religion? Do you even know what you are supporting?

                          Or is sadism entertaining?

                          I mean, I get it. We have Justin Bieber, there's no explaining that one, but good Lord, man, think about what you're advocating.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Sapphire Beam
                            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                            • Sep 2013
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Re: So, I've found this decent trolling site.

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Why are you being so mean? We're just trying to help you.

                            >help you
                            Yeah, right
                            By sending democracy to our countries?
                            By killing innocents there?
                            Also, I have quite serious question to you.
                            Are you autistic?
                            This infraction message proves it.
                            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #15
                              Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

                              Originally posted by Sapphire Beam View Post
                              too legit infraction message
                              My my, first getting angry about simple question, then starting to whine about well deserved infraction. Why you bronies are always such a drama queens?

                              You need to stop for a second and instead of throwing your toys out of the pram, ask yourself, why did Jesus made you come to this friendliest forum in internet. That's right, you need let go of all that hatred you have in your heart and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour.

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