[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

I guess you are right mate.
Using *faggot* word is obviously offensive to our fellow homosexual humans.
I apologize to everyone who is homosexual.
As for these baptist piffles, All religions are based on tolerance...
Most of my Christians friends are truly tolerant.
Why? because they didn't tell me that I'll burn in hell, a terrorist and a pedophile who enjoys having sexual intercourse with little children.
Plus, If I've ever thought about converting my religion...
I'd convert to atheism

Friend, thank you for your kind words and your Christian testimony. I am often discouraged by the preponderance of uncouth language expressed by sodomite atheists on our friendly forum. But once in a while, a gentleman like yourself will turn up and prove that redemption is possible, even for a pervert habituated to gay sex and drugs.

I know that deep in your heart there is a Jesus-shaped place waiting to be filled. No amount of crack cocaine, no number of penises will fill up this hole. Only Jesus. I want to help you fill your Jesus-hole.

The first thing you must do is read the Bible and obey it by repenting of your violent, sodomite deathstyle. Then God will purge the AIDS and semen from your rectum, and your continence will be restored. Your colon will be squeezed out like a sponge, and a foamy, unpleasant substance will leak from your butthole. This is the cleansing, friend. Accept it proudly. Then carry the message to your sodomite friends. Jesus will protect you, and your restored rectum, from their violent, penile rage. Once you have Jesus in your heart, your rectal sanctity will be impervious to penis.

Yours in Christ Jesus,

Billy Bob Jenkins

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

...All religions are based on tolerance...

Wait, what? All religions believe that they are the ONLY way to please God (if they thought someone else was right, they'd switch).

...Most of my Christians friends are truly tolerant...

Then they're not truly Christian.

Jesus speaking here:

Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

You define "tolerance" like these people define "love".

[Callisto]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

To be honest with you, I came here to troll everyone who justifies their hatred views with their religion.

Yet somehow you've also managed to piss off non-Christians as well. Your trolling is about as targeted as an American drone attack.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

I guess you are right mate.
Using *faggot* word is obviously offensive to our fellow homosexual humans.
I apologize to everyone who is homosexual.
As for these baptist piffles, All religions are based on tolerance...
Most of my Christians friends are truly tolerant.
Why? because they didn't tell me that I'll burn in hell, a terrorist and a pedophile who enjoys having sexual intercourse with little children.
Plus, If I've ever thought about converting my religion...
I'd convert to atheism

Friend, if your so-called 'friends' did not try to force the seriousness of Loving Jesus on you, they were not Christians. Why they want you to burn in Hell is something you should think about. Do you think they will snigger as you step infront of a train too because they are 'tolerant' of your right to be an idiot?
Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Mark 9:43-48
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Luke 3:17
Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable.

Luke 16:23-26
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

Luke 16:28
For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.

II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

II Peter 2:3-6
And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;
And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly;
And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;

Jude 1:6-8
And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Revelation 2:11
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.

Revelation 9:1-2
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

Revelation 11:7
And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

Revelation 14:9-11
And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Revelation 19:20
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. .

Revelation 20:15
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Jack Allen]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

Dear lord, save me from this deceptive behaviour of that ignorant mudslime...

As we all know, when muslims copied Christianity, they also copied some of the good parts, so they hate homosexuals and damn them to hell, too; yet you post that you are pro-homosexuals, that doesn't even make sense.

So, rot in hell with your homosexual lovers, please.

Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
Romans 1:27 - And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Need I continue?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

Most of my Christians friends are truly tolerant.

Oh no, you have truly been fooled. There's two options here, your friends are not Christians or they are not your friends. Even a child knows that only Christians will be saved while every heathen will be burning in hell.

So, if your so called Christian friends are not trying to make you accept love of Jesus in you heart and convert you to Christianity, they think it's OK that you will burn in hell for all eternity. I would not call people my friends who are not concerned about the well being of of my immortal soul.

If they really were your friends, they would make sure that you convert to Christianity and get a chance for salvation. So great is the Christian love, that not even a follower of pedophile prophet is beyond salvation as long as they convert to true religion. Turn or burn, friend.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

Enough with srs talk.

What does srs mean? Is it jihadi speak?

Secondly, I don't give a piffle about any religion.
So, piffle you all!

That's up to you my little camel humping friend. But you know what the Bible says about foolish children like you:

Proverbs 22:15

Foolishnesse is bound in the heart of a child: but the rod of correction shal driue it farre from him

Now do us all a favour and go and try on that new vest daddy bought for you. You know, the one with the pretty red sticks and wires?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

Back to the story, I was trying to find decent trolling site.
and then, I found this site.
I shall introduce myself then.
I'm Muslim teenager and here's some facts about myself.
1- I'm a brony (Male fan of my little pony)
2- LGBT supporter. In other words, pro-gay
3- a gamer

Feel free to ask me more questions!

And now it's time to grow up and get serious about Jesus and getting Saved™. No more wishy-washy tantrums, and if you're going to post, tell us what you believe and why.

Admitting?
All I said that you wanted me to believe something which is NOT included in my religion's holy book.
You are trying so hard to justify that 1.5 billion muslim are terrorists.
Keep going, your stupidity entertains me

And yet the slowest of us is at least twice as smart as you. Your statements and beliefs are contradictory. Are all camel-jerkers this dense?

Enough with srs talk.
I have questions for you faggots.
Firstly, I want to state that United States of America is developed country because the government separated the religion from education.
and what makes Arab nations developing country that our governments *unfortunately* relates education to the religion.
Secondly, I don't give a piffle about any religion.
So, piffle you all!
Thirdly, If you think that you are going to heaven like this.
Then, you are all faggots.

Kindly, kill yourselves.
TL;DR kill yourselves.

Oh, I'm sure your people will try to accomplish that again.

Every entry you've made thus far is a disgrace to the mother who bore you. If I were your father, I'd trade you for a pet gerbil.

Shape up!

Pastor Ed

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I'm a pee-drinking, child-raping mudslime!

I'm Muslim teenager

I feel sorry for your predicament young lady.

1- I'm a brony (Male fan of my little pony)
2- LGBT supporter. In other words, pro-gay

Lets see what God has to say about this eh:

Jude 1:7

Euen as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them, in like maner giuing themselues ouer to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffring the vengeance of eternall fire

Got it yet? Give up your vile predilictions and accept Jesus. The only other option is burning for eternity.