[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: HI christians

I am saying that You have no proof that God hates asians and i dont understand why You hate them so much?

Friend, I am a Christian. I find child rape offensive.

Why are you defending it?

[unbelieving thomas]

Re: HI christians

So you are telling me that I should not strive to be like God, even though Matthew 5:48 commands me to?

Also i remember one particular Angel who wanted to be just like God and i think we both now how that ended for him.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: HI christians

Also i remember one particular Angel who wanted to be just like God and i think we both now how that ended for him.

Chapter and verse showing Satan strove to obey Matthew 5:48, please.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: HI christians

Yes but why the fact that martial arts originated in Japan is so important? By training i am not contradicting Bible or Jesus. I am training kids and teaching them values like discipline and how to stand up against evil. Is that SO bad?

I hope your training doesn't include any advice on sentence structure, spelling, usage, punctuation or capitalization.

It is clear you are a foreigner. Are you a Chinaman?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: HI christians

By that logic there are no verses in Bible about driving a car. So i need to walk now or i am not a christian?

The Bible says to do whatever you do for the glory of God. When I drive my car, I am driving to church, or I am driving to a rest stop on the highway to minister to gaysexual fornicators and sinners, etc.

You do not do Kung Bao Tai or whatever it is for the Glory of God. That's why it is forbidden and why you will go to Hell if you keep it up. If you love Jesus, you follow God's instructions. John 14:15.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: HI christians

All your verses are taken out of context and non of them tells us that God loves only one race of people.

In Genesis 17:7, God established a covenant with his chosen people. Then, in order to fulfill this destiny, he sent Jesus to die for our sins. The Jews and anyone who denies that Jesus was dead for most of a very nice and sunny Spring weekend are not Christian and will burn in Hell.

This includes Asians, because most members of the yellow race are not Christian.

I am not saying that God does not hate i am saying that i am not sure that God is ok with You hating His creations.

I disagree. When I see a sinner, I remember God's words in Psalm 58

Evildoers go wrong all their lives;
they tell lies from the day they are born.
4 They are full of poison like snakes;
they stop up their ears like a deaf cobra,
5 which does not hear the voice of the snake charmer,
or the chant of the clever magician.
6 Break the teeth of these fierce lions, O God.
7 May they disappear like water draining away;
may they be crushed like weeds on a path.[c]
8 May they be like snails that dissolve into slime;
may they be like a baby born dead that never sees the light.
9 Before they know it, they are cut down like weeds;
in his fierce anger God will blow them away
while they are still living.

So remember, if you or one of the slants gets your teeth broken in karate class, it was my prayer that did it.

[unbelieving thomas]

Re: HI christians

In Genesis 17:7, God established a covenant with his chosen people. Then, in order to fulfill this destiny, he sent Jesus to die for our sins. The Jews and anyone who denies that Jesus was dead for most of a very nice and sunny Spring weekend are not Christian and will burn in Hell.

This includes Asians, because most members of the yellow race are not Christian.



I disagree. When I see a sinner, I remember God's words in Psalm 58

Evildoers go wrong all their lives;
they tell lies from the day they are born.
4 They are full of poison like snakes;
they stop up their ears like a deaf cobra,
5 which does not hear the voice of the snake charmer,
or the chant of the clever magician.
6 Break the teeth of these fierce lions, O God.
7 May they disappear like water draining away;
may they be crushed like weeds on a path.[c]
8 May they be like snails that dissolve into slime;
may they be like a baby born dead that never sees the light.
9 Before they know it, they are cut down like weeds;
in his fierce anger God will blow them away
while they are still living.

So remember, if you or one of the slants gets your teeth broken in karate class, it was my prayer that did it.

So you are praying for me or one of my students to get hurt and you think that its ok?

[unbelieving thomas]

Re: HI christians

I hope your training doesn't include any advice on sentence structure, spelling, usage, punctuation or capitalization.

It is clear you are a foreigner. Are you a Chinaman?

No i am not chinese. And yes english is my second language. How many languages do you speak in?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: HI christians

No i am not chinese. And yes english is my second language. How many languages do you speak in?

Four and American is my third language. How is that relevant to anything?
Language of God is American so you should do better and start learning it.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: HI christians

No i am not chinese. And yes english is my second language. How many languages do you speak in?

I speak four languages. But this is not a bragging forum.

Jesus obviously brought you here for a reason. Think about you day today: was there not a space in your schedule when you'd past down and thought "gee, what am I doing this for?"

Well think about how Jesus must have felt on the cross. If Jesus could send Himself to suffer for the crime of humanity being created by Him to be predestined to sin think how much He loves those who would follow Him.

He could have just magicked sin away but He was prepared to send Himself as His son to SUFFER for the crimes He decreed we have before we are even born.

That is love, my friend.

Think about it.

God bless.

[unbelieving thomas]

Re: HI christians

I speak four languages. But this is not a bragging forum.

Jesus obviously brought you here for a reason. Think about you day today: was there not a space in your schedule when you'd past down and thought "gee, what am I doing this for?"

Well think about how Jesus must have felt on the cross. If Jesus could send Himself to suffer for the crime of humanity being created by Him to be predestined to sin think how much He loves those who would follow Him.

He could have just magicked sin away but He was prepared to send Himself as His son to SUFFER for the crimes He decreed we have before we are even born.

That is love, my friend.

Think about it.

God bless.

Thank You my friend. You are the first person in this forum who told me about the Gods love and not just attacked me with prejudices.

I will really think about what You said.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: HI christians

You are the first person in this forum who told me about the Gods love

Maybe because it's all over this forum. It is obvious that God loves those that follow Him. Those that does not follow Him, He throws in hell. Even the most famous quote from the bible says so.

John 3:16-18 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Can it be anymore obvious?

[Brother Larry]

Re: HI christians

Thank You my friend. You are the first person in this forum who told me about the Gods love and not just attacked me with prejudices.

I will really think about what You said.

Dr. Niles is such a cool guy.

Welcome, Thomas!

I want to say that I hope you will soon be a believing Thomas (May I call you Tommy-Tom-Tom? It just sounds fun, and I like fun) and that you'll feel right at home here in the only forum God reads when He's not busy answering our pastor's direct line to heaven.

Have you established a tithing regimen (tithing to Landover only, of course)? The shed blood of JESUS already paid the price of your salvation, but those tithes sure help get you in the pearly gates of Landover and your heavenly home. Our Lord says in HIS WORD:

Deuteronomy 12:6 "And thither yee shall bring your burnt offrings, and your sacrifices, and your tithes, and heaue offrings of your hand, and your vowes, and your free wil offerings, and the firstlings of your heards, and of your flocks."

In that verse when GOD says "Thither," He is referring to Landover Baptist Church.

Again, welcome to our friendly home on the Interwebs and may you be free of Cathylicks, mudslimes, and messicans.

In HIS Name,
Brother Larry

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HI christians

My name is Tom and i am not shore what to believe in. Because pastor in my town told me that i cant be a christian and train in martial arts, but i am martial arts trainer and i have trained for 18 years. Does it mean i need to stop to be a christian?

So-called "martial arts" is nothing but a method of worshiping satan invented by the slopes. Read THIS and repent.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Thinks Design]

Re: HI christians

Dr. Niles is such a cool guy.

Really?

This is what he finds acceptable.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=892760&postcount=2

I feel your pain, most keenly. We are of similar age and both professionals, you in your management role and myself in my public utility supervisory role.

My advice would be to look the immigrant population. Young female immigrants are often greatly impressed by the manly, successful (in the prime of his life) True Christian™ (you have some way to go but time will tell).

My advice to is to hire a cleaning lady of the right age and demeanour. The servile nature of immigrants and thier often iffy residential status puts you in a good position to mold her into the woman you deserve.

Start by being her boss and the natural docility if woman kind will come through soon enough. Develops a system of infractions that start off costing her money but slowly move on to undermining her self confidence. Steadily lower her wage by saying her work is sub par and make her work late to isolate her from her family and friends.

Strongly imply that you are the only one who will ever employe her and she would likely deported under the new rules (immigrants live in fear of having to go home).

Start telling her what she should be wearing and definitely make sure she does not wear any make up (this will make her feel plain and unwanted).

By now her world should revolve around you and you can step up the pace to gentle physical coercion for infractions.

Start by taking her hand to show her how to dust properly and soon she will be conditions to allow you to touch her and control her actions. Move on from moving her limbs to moving (in a controlled steady way) to moving her bodily around the room.

Soon enough she will learn that you have the right to invade her space and make her do and be where you want her to be.

Continue undermining her sense of self and volition and soon you could suggest she becomes 'live in' and then let beautiful nature take it's course.

But what ever happens, never let her loose sight of the fact that no one will ever want her or love her except for you and every time you discipline her, how ever much it hurts, you are doing it because you love her and want to save her from the fire of Hell.

I'd write more but Marta has just arrived and we need to have words.

Yours in Christ.

And this?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=897088&postcount=12

The good new is that studies show that Soviet women are very interested in Western men

The bad news is that you are going to have to get used to potatoes

But: always remember that the Soviet woman is just as atheistic as Uncle Stalin himself!

You will need to go to the Soviet Union and spend many months witnessing to women to weed out the staunch atheists from the potential candidates.

Why not start up a soup kitchen in a poorer part of Moskow? You can begin by giving the soup away for free as a wonderful Christian act of Charity . Then you can start including a brief Bible class as a condition for being fed. From here move on to 'suggesting' the women help clean the premises you have been renting from an Oligarch. This is important because it starts the idea that these women owe you. Never loose sight of this fact and these women need to learn that you are the boss

The men won't want to do that as it is women's work so soon you will gave a cadre of women and urchins becoming used to being told what to do and when to do it by you. Make a show of walking around supervising but pay carful attention to women who seem happy to help in a positive easy going way: avoid these!

Then you need to selectively favour one woman after another. Make sure these are the women who seem low in mood or lonely, with these women the Manly Christian will find the most fertile soil. Women are by nature hateful creatures and like nothing better than to one up their lady competitors and soon they will be competing for the slightest guesture of compassion or praise. Never forget women hate other women more than even the most authoritarian of Manly men. Studies show that women prefer the corrective discipline that only a man's strong corrective touch can bring.

Women are very dependent on men and the more you ration the praise the more they will compete and go to extreme measures to garner your affection. Be sure to criticise and undermine the women you have your eyes on and weed out the ones with too much independence or self esteem.

The dependable old tricks of invading their personal space while smiling or shouting and being awful to them and then appologising immediately and profusely (implying strongly the you only get angry because you care so much) are always useful tools of the trade, here.

Once you have whittled the pack down to two or three with the lowest self esteem you can subtly suggest to each one that you have romantic feelings but you are conflicted because your faith (and them being dirty and whorish) and the feelings you have for her.

Use this to subtly suggest that the difficulty is not your religion but the fact that she is a dirty whore (this should give your future relationship a firm platform to grow from).

Women tend to over compensate when they are treated like whores and bend over backwards to placate or please their tormentor

When you have her basically doing anything to please you suggest that she convert (as an atheist she will have no moral compass so she will be crying out for spiritual fulfilment). Be careful to avoid empathising too much with her at this point: remember that she is a dirty atheist whore and you will soon be filling her with your Christian™ love and she will be very much happier know she can save her self from being tormented for all eternity by merciful God by birthing your children!

If you do this, within 6 months you will have a pliant, obedient wife who will be dependent on you and be a good helpmeet for many years of happy husbanding. Be sure that when you bring her home you install her in a good Christian social group to reinforce all the good work.

Good luck and keep us informed.

YIC

He is a real piece of wok.

ThinksDesign