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  • #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
    Nothing you said is true. You came here by your own admission as a "wolf in sheep's clothing." So you have nothing to complain about.

    I used to have dwarfism, too, due to my parents being sinful and all. They had sex before they were married and so I was born with achondroplasia. However, here at Landover, they welcomed me, prayed for me and I truly accepted Jesus. Now I am an ex-dwarf, proudly 5' 8" and no longer shop in the children's department, as I assume you still do.

    If Jesus loved you, he would cure you too. Matthew 7:7 says that if we ask Jesus, he will answer our prayers. But James 4:3 reminds us that if He does not answer our prayers, it is because you are not sincere in your love of Jesus.

    Maybe if you weren't so snotty you wouldn't be so short.

    Also, try this recipe for artichoke dip:

    Take 8 slices bacon, a 10-ounce package frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained; a 14-ounce can of quartered marinated artichoke hearts, drained; a 5-ounce container of garlic-herb flavored cheese spread, 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese and a 8-ounce container of sour cream. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (Do NOT bake it is celcius, which is European and a rejection of God). Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain and crumble into a medium bowl. Mix spinach, artichoke hearts, garlic-herb flavored cheese spread, Parmesan cheese, sour cream and mayonnaise into the bowl with bacon.
    Scoop mixture into a 7x11 inch baking dish. Bake in the preheated oven 20 minutes, or until bubbly and lightly browned. DEELISHIOUS!!
    Midge, I have just looked back on your earlier posts, how you said you believe God had blessed you being a small person, how come you changed. You have let these people convince you that you are evil. You said you knew God was using you as a small person. Why dont you be honest and admit you are not 5ft 8" now. Dont be afraid of these people. The bible verses they quote in Leviciticus was taken totally out of context. You originally quoted the verse I did John 3 v 16, why the change. Why have you let these people brainwash you. Please mail me back. Inspite of how they have brainwashed you, I am a happily married lady, been married 43 years, and have two sons, who are older than you I am sure.
    Mail soon
    Val
    For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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    • #17
      Re: Hello

      Are your children circus freaks too? Midgets always make me laugh so hard. I want to dress them up in bellhop suits and have them serve me.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
        I am sorry but I dont believe you are 5ft 8, even with the surgery of leg lengthening which some people have you would not be that height.God does not like liars, and you truly are one. Show me a full length picture of yourself naked and having sex with an animal.
        Havnt seen you on here lately Midge, wonder why? I think you realise that this group is not as genuine as you thought. In your introduction on here you said you felt God loved you as you were, but unfortunately through a lot of brainwashing you have been led to believe that you are not worthy to enter God's kingdom, so very very very wrong. You know God love us as we are.

        Come on and be honest about your real height. I wonder what Pastor Pickle would say now seeing you on such a terrible forum. Very sad I am sure.
        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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        • #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
          You know God love us as we are.
          If God loves everyone just as they are, why does He demand complete transformation? Our very character must be changed. God doesn't like it the way it is.

          Rom 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

          If God loves everyone just as they are, why does He want everyone to be more like Jesus?

          2 Cor 3:18 But we all, with open face beholding as in a glass the glory of the Lord, are changed into the same image from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord.

          God doesn't want any physical flaws in His presence. When we're raised from the dead, our bodies will be perfect. People in heaven won't have any physical imperfections or disabilities.

          1 Cor 15:42-45
          42 So also is the resurrection of the dead. It is sown in corruption; it is raised in incorruption:
          43 It is sown in dishonour; it is raised in glory: it is sown in weakness; it is raised in power:
          44 It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body.

          Everything about you has to change for God to love you.
          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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          • #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
            Havnt seen you on here lately Midge, wonder why?
            You evil woman. Midge has been practicing for the Freehold Slam Dunk(TM) Contest (later this month), and has no time for your insinuations.

            And yes, rumour has it that Midge is actually only 5'7", and has bragged herself an extra inch. I don't know if that's true or not, but it doesn't really matter.

            Stop making Midge feel insecure about her height, and stop telling lies, OK!

            Proverbs 19:9
            A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              You evil woman. Midge has been practicing for the Freehold Slam Dunk™ Contest (later this month), and has no time for your insinuations.
              I was so dissapointed not to be able to get tickets

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                I wonder what Pastor Pickle would say?
                Who is Pastor Pickle?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Who is Pastor Pickle?
                  Some relation of the daemonic Richard Branston, maybe?
                  2 Timothy 3:16

                  All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Who is Pastor Pickle?
                    Midge has quoted Pastor Pickle in her earlier posts, who she consulted about her sadness at being small, and he assured her that God would bless her the way she is. Very right too.
                    For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      You evil woman. Midge has been practicing for the Freehold Slam Dunk™ Contest (later this month), and has no time for your insinuations.

                      And yes, rumour has it that Midge is actually only 5'7", and has bragged herself an extra inch. I don't know if that's true or not, but it doesn't really matter.

                      Stop making Midge feel insecure about her height, and stop telling lies, OK!

                      Proverbs 19:9
                      A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.
                      I have never seen a lesbian stalker like this Lallyann46 woman. She demands naked pictures of our Midge, and wants to inspect them for... God only knows what reason!



                      I fear for the safety of Midge's purity!

                      Wait, does rape by a lesbian even count as legitimate rape?

                      And, how does a lesbian even rape another woman? It would be like slapping two buckets together, hole side to hole side. I mean, what's the point of that? Buckets are meant to be filled, not hit with other buckets.


                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        I have never seen a lesbian stalker like this Lallyann46 woman. She demands naked pictures of our Midge, and wants to inspect them for... God only knows what reason!



                        I fear for the safety of Midge's purity!

                        Wait, does rape by a lesbian even count as legitimate rape?

                        And, how does a lesbian even rape another woman? It would be like slapping two buckets together, hole side to hole side. I mean, what's the point of that? Buckets are meant to be filled, not hit with other buckets.


                        RIGHT, GO BACK AND SHOW ME WHERE I ASKED MIDGE FOR A NAKED PICTURE, IMMEDIATELY SHE SAID THAT, I POINTED OUT TO HER NO WAY HAD I ASKED FOR A NAKED PICTURE, YOU ARE VERY EVIL, YOU ARE LYING AND MAKING UP THINGS THAT I NEVER SAID. I ASKED FOR PROOF THAT SHE HAS GROWN TO 5FT 8 BECAUSE I DONT BELIEVE IT. WHEN IS THIS GRAND SLAM THEN? I AM NOT A LESBIAN, I AM NOT A PERVERT, HAVE NO POLICE RECORDS AT ALL.
                        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                          Midge has quoted Pastor Pickle in her earlier posts, who she consulted about her sadness at being small, and he assured her that God would bless her the way she is. Very right too.
                          Thanks, I blocked that user so I don't have to see her posts.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                            PROOF THAT SHE HAS GROWN TO 5FT 8 BECAUSE
                            Is there some medical term for that obsessive fetish you have for stalking ex-midgets? Is it a sexual thing or just some compulsive behavior?

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                              ...You know God love us as we are...
                              Then why does the Bible exist? If we're all good already, there's no need to place all those extra conditions and commandments on us.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                                ...I ASKED FOR PROOF THAT SHE HAS GROWN TO 5FT 8 BECAUSE I DONT BELIEVE IT...
                                And you wonder why Jesus hasn't healed you when you have NO faith in Him?

                                ...WHEN IS THIS GRAND SLAM THEN?...
                                Habbakuk?

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