Greetings.

[BrotherPlain]

My name is Adam, I frequently go to the national basilica to pay my respects. I would like to start by saying I am extremely sorry for what I have said, I felt an evil hand come over me and all I wish for now is to have the devlish red mark off of my profile so I may explore your wonderful church. I currently am undergoing a time of exploration into beliefs until I find one comfortable, hospitality is welcome. I am an avid gamer and I enjoy playing many video games as well as studying modern history. I do not associate with any political party nor am I currently devout to any major church. Hopefully I can become part of your community.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings.

So then I take it you're a Catholic? How many times have you been anally raped by priests?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[BrotherPlain]

Re: Greetings.

So then I take it you're a Catholic? How many times have you been anally raped by priests?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I am not catholic, I consider myself a follower of the Holy Spirit, whichever group makes me feel most welcome is the one I go to. Pastors are like administrators then?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings.

So then, your soul is up for auction?

[BrotherPlain]

Re: Greetings.

So then, your soul is up for auction?

No, my soul is will know where to stay when I come to it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings.

I am not catholic, I consider myself a follower of the Holy Spirit, whichever group makes me feel most welcome is the one I go to. Pastors are like administrators then?

You said you frequently go to "the national basilica to pay my respects." What does that mean?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings.

Welcome then to God's own tribe.

Here you will find the truth and the light.

Open your heart and accept God's love for you. It's that or Hell. Only through a personal relationship with Christ Jesus may you be saved the awful fires of perdition.

We are friendly here. We despise your sin, but we love you and want to help. Get out your Bible and let us read together, though we are likely far apart. We can start at the beginning and work through it all. The Pastors will help.

Just think- You won't have to go to Hell!

Praise God!

[BrotherPlain]

Re: Greetings.

You said you frequently go to "the national basilica to pay my respects." What does that mean?

I go there to light candles and pay my respects to the mistreated, the abused and the deceased. Do you know of any other Washington DC area places where I could do this? Also Pastor, I was wondering if you wrote any books?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings.

I go there to light candles and pay my respects to the mistreated, the abused and the deceased. Do you know of any other Washington DC area places where I could do this? Also Pastor, I was wondering if you wrote any books?

So then you are a Catholic.

Sorry, but this is a Christian forum. Catholics aren't Christians. Read THIS.

[BrotherPlain]

Re: Greetings.

So then you are a Catholic.

Sorry, but this is a Christian forum. Catholics aren't Christians. Read THIS.

I am not catholic, the basilica is one of the few places I can do that in town. Do you know of any better places?

[BrotherPlain]

Re: Greetings.

"God bless us everyone where we burn inside the fire of a thousand suns for the sins of our hand, the sings of our kind, be sins of our fathers, the sins of our young."

[Brother Larry]

Re: Greetings.

I am not catholic, the basilica is one of the few places I can do that in town. Do you know of any better places?

Yo, Friend

Lighting a candle isn't going to help. If you want to burn something, find a witch. 'Tis the season, after all.

Try an internet search for the nearest Baptist church. Get and read a KJV 1611 Holy Bible and don't stop until you've gone from Genesis to Revelation.

Don't skip the "begats." It's important to know the history if you want to gain salvation. When you've read the last verse, start living the way God's Holy Guidebook tells you and ask Him to cleanse your filthy candle burning behind so we can display just how friendly we are.

Brotherly love, dude,
Brother Larry

[BrotherPlain]

Re: Greetings.

Yo, Friend

Lighting a candle isn't going to help. If you want to burn something, find a witch. 'Tis the season, after all.

Try an internet search for the nearest Baptist church. Get and read a KJV 1611 Holy Bible and don't stop until you've gone from Genesis to Revelation.

Don't skip the "begats." It's important to know the history if you want to gain salvation. When you've read the last verse, start living the way God's Holy Guidebook tells you and ask Him to cleanse your filthy candle burning behind so we can display just how friendly we are.

Brotherly love, dude,
Brother Larry

Thank you brother Larry, I also visit the Mosyk to pray. Allah and God should not be worshipped discrimanetly. Sin is in all people, not just certain races.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Greetings.

Thank you brother Larry, I also visit the Mosyk to pray. Allah and God should not be worshipped discrimanetly. Sin is in all people, not just certain races.

Dear friend, True Christians(tm) do not sin.

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings.

Thank you brother Larry, I also visit the Mosyk to pray. Allah and God should not be worshipped discrimanetly. Sin is in all people, not just certain races.

Now you're just trying to pull our legs.

So are you an atheist, and the candles are all you know about Christians?

What are you hoping to find here, dear? Is 4chan closed for maintenance or something?