[James Hutchins]

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I suspect the meat from 'Blacky' (who in their right mind, names their food?) is going to be stringy and tough. You really ought to raise Black Angus.

[ILoveAnimals]

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So you would prefer that he murder everyone around him instead of comply with God's will to cease existing like any other soulless, diseased beast?

What are you talking about? I never said nothing like that, and for your information, Blacky is not a violent dog, he's very sweet, even for dog of his size

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I prefer that instead of him dying slowly from a mortal disease

So you would prefer that he murder everyone around him instead of comply with God's will to cease existing like any other soulless, diseased beast?

[ILoveAnimals]

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Well don't come crying to us when the poor thing's diagnosed with autism.

I prefer that instead of him dying slowly from a mortal disease

[Faith_Machine]

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...and we vaccinate him to prevent him to get sick of something serious

Well don't come crying to us when the poor thing's diagnosed with autism.

[ILoveAnimals]

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Hi, ILoveAnimals.

Not minding the racist name, Blacky sure is cute. What is not is your unhealthy obsession with beasts, which makes it my duty to remind you that dogs are listed as unclean animals in the Word of God...

Exodus 22:31: And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.

Matt 7:6: Give not that which is holy unto the dogs.

Is not an obsession, is just respect and love, nothing more, if you see something dirty about that, is not my problem, maybe you should do something with your mind. And not, is not a racist name, we called him Blacky because he has black fur, I wanted to call him Chocolate, but my dad though it was a bit silly, anyway, I was just a girl back then

So it is important to remember that aside from subjugation and food needs, animals must not tie up our affections as yours seem to be.

Too late friend, I already did it, we love him and we treat him as a member of our family, we feed him, we let him free to make exercise and we vaccinate him to prevent him to get sick of something serious

Why not become a Christian and open up a processing plant? That way, your work could be caring for animals, leading them to the slaughter, while providing your brethren a steady meal. It's a great service that Jesus would approve of.

Ugh, no way!!! Forget about that!!!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hi everybody, I'm new here and I wanted to introduce myself. I want to say that I really love and respect animals, like the beautiful one I have as avatar, I think they're beautiful creatures and I try to take care of them as much as I can. In fact, I want you to know somebody



He's Blacky, our dog, he's 10 years old and we have him since he was a two month old puppy, isn't he cute?

Anyway, I hope you can tell me what do you think about me and which are your interests. Bye for now

Hi, ILoveAnimals.

Not minding the racist name, Blacky sure is cute. What is not is your unhealthy obsession with beasts, which makes it my duty to remind you that dogs are listed as unclean animals in the Word of God...

Exodus 22:31: And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.

Matt 7:6: Give not that which is holy unto the dogs.

So it is important to remember that aside from subjugation and food needs, animals must not tie up our affections as yours seem to be.

Why not become a Christian and open up a processing plant? That way, your work could be caring for animals, leading them to the slaughter, while providing your brethren a steady meal. It's a great service that Jesus would approve of.

Why not try again with that introduction--this time following the instructions at the top of the page?

Hoping for the best,

Pastor Ed

[Faith_Machine]

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I recently got fired for referring to one of our African American customers as "blacky."

I hadn't realized "blacky" was a racial slur, but I learned my lesson.

I think it's horrible that you gave your dog such an offensive name.

[Wide-Open]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

Indeed. What it's not however is the "Here's my smelly mongrel" section.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

But you haven't really introduced yourself, have you. Stop whining about meatsacks and start telling us about yourself and your walk with .

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

We're still waiting to hear how you came to find Jesus.

[Basilissa]

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What? But this is the introduction forum

I think you've been around squirrels so much that now you have a brain of a squirrel.

What our Fierce Leader is asking, is for you to make a proper introduction. (Follow the instructions provided on top of this page, just below the banner).

[ILoveAnimals]

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

What? But this is the introduction forum

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sincerely I don't go to church very often and I don't like the Bible that much, so I though you could try to teach me how to do it a little more often, I want to be a better Christian, that's why I came here

How do you expect to "be a better Christian" if you lead a life of wanton perversion and sin? You need to attend Church. You need to study the Holy Bible. And you need to obey your father. Start there.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[ILoveAnimals]

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God didn't give us animals for us to respect them. He gave us animals for purpose of subjugation.

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Well, if we have dominion over them, I choose to use that in favor of the animals, so I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna hurt an animal, they're living creatures just like us, your way to act is egocentrical and is dangerous. My dog is as valuable as me or my parents, because is not his fault being a dog instead of a human being, that's how God made him and I think he's beautiful out and inside. Dogs are loyal, they're good friends and they can even save people from death

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Nobody forced that dog to do anything, he did it because he loves his family. Animals are not servants, and we must understand that. Also, to be sure you understood, watch this

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