[John Creeser]

Re: mín nama sy

What is it with all the witches lately? Maybe they are the reason I have this damned hemorrhoid and God didn't smite me after all.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: mín nama sy

Hi, Eva. What attracted you to Wicca?

[John Creeser]

Re: mín nama sy

Hi, Eva. What attracted you to Wicca?

Don't be stupid boy, all witches are attracted to Satan's barbed tallywhacker

[Eva/Surrexit]

Re: mín nama sy

What is it with all the witches lately? Maybe they are the reason I have this damned hemorrhoid and God didn't smite me after all.

What?

Hi, Eva. What attracted you to Wicca?

Well it is complicated
and i don't feel like explaining now

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[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: mín nama sy

Well it is complicated
and i don't feel like explaining now

That's okay. You're going to have an eternity to explain, but I don't know how easy it will be while you're howling in anguish as the flames of hell roast your larynx to a crisp.

[Eva/Surrexit]

Re: mín nama sy

That's okay. You're going to have an eternity to explain, but I don't know how easy it will be while you're howling in anguish as the flames of hell roast your larynx to a crisp.

healsfæst


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[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: mín nama sy

healsfast

It's not so much that it heals fast, it will just never burn away. That way you will be in unbearable agony for all eternity!

[Eva/Surrexit]

Re: mín nama sy

It's not so much that it heals fast, it will just never burn away. That way you will be in unbearable agony for all eternity!

It is Old English
and it is not heals fast
but healsfæst
notice æ(ae is substituted with æ)
and it means something different than what your thinking

[Didymus Much]

Re: mín nama sy

...

So you're here to tell them that their ignorance, superstition, and bullshit is wrong because your ignorance, superstition, and bullshit is right?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: mín nama sy

It is Old English
and it is not heals fast
but healsfæst
notice æ(ae is substituted with æ)
and it means something different than what your thinking

Kind of like "dæmon" ?



You know their commitment to Satan is strong when they affect an Old English writing style.



Yours in Christ (NOT HERMIONE GRANGER),

Z. Smyth

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: mín nama sy

Well it is complicated
and i don't feel like explaining now

Well that's not very nice. If you have some information that is of utmost importance, why would you hide it and keep it to yourself? You notice we do no such thing. We know the Truth© and the Truth© will set you free (John 8:32). We're not hoarding it in any way. We have nothing to hide. Why, we're so sure of this that we're willing to sacrifice our families, including our precious children, to go to foreign lands and convince people that the superstition of their ancestors is dangerous and deadly and they need to abandon it and accept the instead.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: mín nama sy

It is Old English

If you want old English, have I got the book for you! I'll give you a hint - 1611 AD.

Okay, I'll give you another hint - King James!

[Scott Cole]

Re: mín nama sy

It is Old English
and it is not heals fast
but healsfæst
notice æ(ae is substituted with æ)
and it means something different than what your thinking

Are all witches so dim witted? Do they form sentences by smacking their forehead up and down their keyboard?

Try to speak AMERICAN friend

[dudemon223]

Re: mín nama sy

What?



Well it is complicated
and i don't feel like explaining now

*Removed stupid, pointless signature*

Bible gateway is a good online bible sight. The crux of what Christians believe is John 3:16 "For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him may not perish but have everlasting life" that's the core of it. And seriously any Protestant bible believing church can teach you about Christianity if you want to know what these specific people believe enjoy I tried warning you

[Jedediah]

Re: mín nama sy

Bible gateway is a good online bible sight. The crux of what Christians believe is John 3:16 "For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him may not perish but have everlasting life" that's the core of it. And seriously any Protestant bible believing church can teach you about Christianity if you want to know what these specific people believe enjoy I tried warning you

The Holy Bible is not a salad bar. You can't just pick and choose which parts suit you the best, as if you were deciding whether you prefer hardboiled eggs or pickled okra, croutons or salad crunchins. If you throw out one part you don't like, you might as well throw out all the rest. For starters, let's keep reading John 3.

John 3:16-18
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

To receive ' free gift of Salvation™, you must believe in Him. If you do not believe in Him and obey His commandments (John 14:15), it is as if you are nailing our sweet, gentle Savior up on that cross all over again, and you shall have your part in the lake of fire.

The choice is yours. You can believe and obey every word of the Bible (Matthew 4:4, Matthew 5:18) and be Saved, or you can harbor doubts and burn in hell.